Ani-Crap Review #4: Master of Martial Hearts

Topic started by Dream on May 21, 2012. Last post by Sonata 2 years, 10 months ago.
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Master of Martial Hearts was a 5-episode OAV anime series released from October 29, 2008 to February 25, 2009. The series was animated by Studio ARMS, who are well-known for creating Elfen Lied and a number of other ecchi titles, and is currently licensed in America by Funimation Entertainment for streaming and video release.

The Story

Yes, this is a fighting flight attendant.
Yes, this is a fighting flight attendant.

High school student Aya Iseshima comes across a brawl between two girls competing in a tournament for a prize called the Platonic Heart (Martial Heart in English dub) that will grant any wish to the winner of the tournament. Aya finds herself making friends with one of the two girls, a young priestess named Miko Kazuki, who chooses to retire from the tournament as her wish of making friends with someone came true. However, Aya finds herself placed in the tournament in Miko’s place. When the priestess is mysteriously abducted from her home, Aya finds herself competing in the Platonic Heart tournament against a number of fetish-themed women to learn of the whereabouts of Miko and the true nature of the tournament.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Aya Iseshima- A high school girl skilled in martial arts who takes Miko’s place in fighting in the Platonic Heart tournament to discover the whereabouts of her missing friend.
  • Natsume Honma- Aya’s cheerful and supportive best friend.
  • Miko Kazuki- A 19-year old priestess who participated in the Platonic Heart tournament to make friends. After making friends with Aya and Natsume, she drops out of the tournament and is later abducted from her home, serving as Aya’s motivation for advancing through the Platonic Heart tournament.
  • Haruki Honma- Natsume’s older brother and Aya’s crush.

Why It Sucks:

Originality is definitely not Master of Martial Hearts' best area. The series takes aspects of Ikki Tousen with its fan service and clothes-tearing fights with many aspects of the show’s plot being an excuse for said fights, even with the occasional hints dropped regarding the true nature of the Platonic Heart tournament. The fights Aya gets involved in involve women in fetish-themed outfits from their professions whose only roles are to pander to the title’s otaku audience and be punching bags to the female lead.

Teacher/student brawl with the typical clothes-tearing.
Teacher/student brawl with the typical clothes-tearing.

Master of Martial Hearts also takes a page from School Days’ book in trying to create an unexpected and shocking resolution in its final episode when Aya learns the truth surrounding the Platonic Heart tournament (which I won’t spoil here). While School Days made some sense with its shocking resolution with how hated much of its cast became from their actions (one of the few times you'll hear me praise the series for something), the revelations concerning the tournament for Master of Martial Hearts come across as poorly written and mean-spirited in comparison.

The action scenes don’t even work well in this title because of the subpar animation in Master of Martial Hearts. The quality and detail in the series looks more on par with a TV anime than an OAV and the action scenes weren’t too engaging or fluid as attacks from many female fighters tended to be themed for whatever fetish that the fighters stuck with and shortcuts with animation were quite notable. Also, don’t be too surprised if you see a change in the bust sizes of Aya and Natsume as they tend to switch quite frequently between being normal-sized and huge.

Might also want to avoid listening to Master of Martial Hearts' opening music as it makes for quite the obnoxious and irritating little J-Pop song.

Post by Destinyheroknight (10,512 posts) See mini bio Level 21

I'm really glad that I didn't watch this show, I just saw the opening and just said no

Why did FUNimation license?

Post by Sonata (36,364 posts) See mini bio Level 20
I see Master of Martial Hearts as really bad version of Variable Geo. At least VG had some characters I thought were pretty cool. This one the other hand all the character stupid in irritating IMO. An anime is dead to me if I can get into any of the characters. That's probably why I like Queen's Blade (The Second and Third seasons) even though the plot over all is  meh, the characters are pretty cool and entertaining and drive me back to watch the next episode.
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