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This idea pop up in my head when I was working on the wiki today. Figured this will help unwind folks and bring back the fun. We have a large amount of harem shows this year.

Below the harem list, I share my thoughts on the best harem show for this year. Feel free to share what harem show in 2014 you believe is the best and most enjoyable.

Have fun everyone!

Harem Series of 2014

Let me know if I miss anything.

1. Nisekoi

As a child, Raku Ichijo made a secret promise with his childhood sweetheart, keeping a pendant as a memento while his love took the key. He dreams of one day meeting his past love, but years later, reality smashes his hopes when Chitoge Kirisaki accidentally knees him in the face... Though Raku's a normal high schooler, his family heads the notorious yakuza gang the Shuei-Gumi faction! And he's dragged into family affairs when he's forced into a relationship with Chitoge, the daughter of a rival gang's boss! Despite their constant spats, the two somehow fool everyone with their false relationship. Raku then discovers that Chitoge has a mysterious key from her past, which she can't remember... Plus, two other girls appear with keys as well—Kosaki Onodera and Marika Tachibana! Caught in the midst of this love maelstrom, even more complications arise for Raku when his class decides on Romeo and Juliet as the class's play for the school festival. Can the two false lovebirds pull off the impossible and make the play a success?

2. Maken-ki! Two

Takeru Ohyama, a young normal yet perverted minded guy, got accepted and now goes to a school that, unknown to him, was where combat and magic is used. On the first day, he meets again after three years: Haruko Amaya, his childhood friend, Inaho Kushiya, a girl who says she's his fiance, and Kodama Himegami, a blonde who wants to kill him. Finding out that there are many girls there that just don't like him, he is told that everyone there uses a special magic ability while using an item or weapon called a Maken. Later, he finds that no Maken is acceptable for him and doesn't know what to do, since in this school the students get into duels that showcase their magic and combat power, of which he seemingly has none.

3. Brynhildr in the Darkness

When he was a child, Murakami was infatuated with a girl he called Kuroneko. She insisted on knowing about aliens and having met them, but no one believed her, even young Murakami was skeptical. One day, she decides to show him the aliens, but an accident occurs and Kuroneko dies while Murakami is left seriously wounded in the hospital. Years go by and Murakami obsesses on finding proof of the existence of aliens because of a promise he had made with Kuroneko. Then, one day, a new transfer student comes to his class, who not only looks a lot like Kuroneko, but is named Kurohaneko. And even though she insists on never having met Murakami before, the girl has superhuman strength and seems to even be able to predict the future.

4. Dragonar Academy

Learning to ride and tame dragons comes easy to most students at Ansarivan Dragonar Academy—except for first-year student Ash Blake, who is known by his fellow classmates as the “number one problem child.” Poor Ash is the laughing stock at school because, despite his unfashionably large star-shaped brand that marks him as a future dragon master, he has nothing to show for it. His dragon has never appeared. Until now, that is. One fateful day, Ash's dragon awakes in full glory, but appears different than any dragon ever seen before—in the form of a beautiful girl! What's worse, Ash soon discovers that this new dragon has attitude to spare, as she promptly informs him that she is the master, and he, the servant. Ash's problems with dragon riding have only just begun.

5. If Her Flag Breaks

Takei's original romantic comedy light novel series revolves around Sōta Hatate, a boy who has the unique ability to see "Flags" above the heads of other people. The "Flags" mark critical crossroads in people's lives — when the choices they make will determine love, friendship, victory, and even death. He transfers into Tokyo's elite Hatagaya Academy, but instead of living by himself in the boys' dormitory, he ends up living with five beautiful girls under one roof.

6. Date a Live II
Shido Itsuka, who used to be a normal high school student at Raizen High, meets the first Spirit, Tohka, and awakens his power to “seal the Spirit's power”. Though they may be feared and hated beings due to their immense power, Spirits were always alone and knew only combat and death. Shido, the only one in the world with the power to seal the Spirits' might, hurls himself into life-threatening dates with the beautiful Spirits in order to save them.
7. The Comic Artist and His Assistants

A life description about the mangaka Aito Yuuki and his assistant Ashisu Sahoto. Aito doesn't understand the feelings of the characters in his stories so he asks Ashisu to help him. Ashisu would do anything for the work—she will even let him touch her breast so he will know how it feels like.

8. INVADERS of the ROKUJYOMA!?

Due to his family’s financial circumstances, young Koutarou is forced to live in a small apartment (Rokujouma means 6-tatami, which is about 99 square feet) on a budget of 5000 yen a month (~$55US). On the plus side, he lives rent free, but on the minus side, that’s because room 106 of Corona Apartments is cursed. As is the norm in these supernatural high school comedies, the ghost is a cute young girl, and hijinks ensue when she tries to drive him out. Between the haunting, Koutarou’s nosy neighbors, and a self-styled magical girls flying to the unneeded rescue, there’s way too much for the impoverished young man to handle.

9. Bladedance of Elementalers

In the "elemental fantasy" of Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance, only a pure girl may enter into a spirit contract. At Areishia Spirit Academy, the daughters of nobility are assembled to take elite classes and become spirit elementalists. A boy named Kamito happened to be peeping on a student named Claire while she was taking a bath, and he accidentally makes a contract with a spirit instead of Claire. Now, Kamito has become something once thought impossible in this world — a male spirit elementalist.

My Fave

Out of all the harem shows I watched, I didn't not finish Dragonar Academy, and I did start Date a Live or Maken-Ki Two.

Best Harem Show

For my most favorite and best harem, I would go with Brynhildr in the Darkness because it was unique. I haven't seen a harem series with horror, Sci-Fi, and action all in one package. It reminds me of Rosario Vampire a bit, my all time favorite harem manga series.

I don't want to spoil folks, but this harem did something no other harem did: kill a love interest. Brynhildlr has its flaws with its drastic tones of light hearted scenes, fan service, and gore all mixed together.

Weird Harem Show

Weirdest harem series of 2014 would be If Her Flag for Me. I have never seen a trap and a robot in a harem before. That's pretty much it. Also, there is a bit incest surprise.

Funniest Harem Show

I would choose The Comic Artist and His Assistants because of its awkward and unpredictable humor. The protagonist is dumb but gifted with drawing, and his antics borders on sexual harassment. It's might be a hit or miss with folks.

Thank you for reading! Please share your most favorite harem show of 2014!

Stay tuned for the Reverse Harem edition.

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Today, I just came home from Church and worked on the Summer 2014 Guide and its trailers with my teammates all day long. I didn't get a chance to watch any harem and reverse harem shows.

Kamigami no Asobi

Got to explore Apollon's route in the series. It's always the blond ones that are clingy. After Balder who seems normal, I expected Apollon to have something crazy. He doesn't have the crazy thing like Balder had. Apollon has been haunted by his dead girlfriend. I thought it was going to turn out like Inuyasha's Kikiyo and Kagome. No, it turn out cool. I loved the change on Yui's face when she got possessed by Cassandra.

Apollon: Fairy don't leave me. I get lost because you're my sun in my world
Apollon: Fairy don't leave me. I get lost because you're my sun in my world

Check out the Kamigami no Asobi Discussion! RavenBuster is doing a great job on the wiki page. I see her uploading cool pics weekly.

Kanojo ga Flag Oraretara

Highlights

  • Robot Fight - Loved the little Ruri bot
  • Kick ass maids
  • Dumb Pillow Fight Scene

Brynhildr in the Darkness

Will Add Stuff later. I didn't get to watch it today.

I'll add something extra: Animedia and Newtype. I have been collecting posters for Daniel's Megami and Nyantype Magazines all year long. Share them with folks in The Ecchi Club. I get bored of the posters. It's the same ecchi theme: bath, undressing, hot spring scenes. Animedia and Newtype features shows I don't get to see spotlight in those two ecchi magazines. It gives more variety. There are more Japanese text which I can't read. I get to enjoy the cool posters.

Animedia

Newtype

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A lot of Sword Art Online fans notice the so-called platonic harem in Sword Art Online. Originally, I was going to call this blog, Platonic Harem: Sword Art Online. However, I was unsure about if it's a harem or not, so I titled it different.

Sword Art Online
Sword Art Online

Here's a synopsis written by Buhssuht

Technological innovation named Nerve Gear allows players to enter virtual world, achieving the true immersion. Soon after the invention of Nerve Gear, beta invitations of MMO named Sword Art Online are sent to numerous players. The game was fun to play until player realized that they cannot log out of the game. Suddenly Akihiko Kayaba, the creator of Sword Art Online appears and announces that everybody in the game are trapped within, and cannot leave the game until they defeat boss at top of dungeon, and if they were to remove Nerve Gear by force before defeating the final boss or die within the game, they would permanently die in real world. As parting gift, Akihiko leave mirrors to each players, which reveals players' real face causing more panic. Among them is a boy named Kirito, who determines to reach the final dungeon and leave the game no matter what.

Spoilers!

Welcome to the Sword Art Online Romance Edition where we talk about the girls who have a thing for Kirito. This blog covers Episodes 1 to 10. Don't read this until you finished episode 10 because something special happens in Kirito's relationship with one of the girls.

Let the discussion begin!

Kirito

Kirito is your main player and a bit of a lone wolf who avoids joining guilds due to a tragic end to his first guild. Though, his lone wolf self does not stop him from getting the ladies.

Asuna

Asuna is at first a reclusive girl, but when she becomes the Vice Commander of the Knights of the Blood Oath, she is seen as the perfect girl. She is called the White Flash known for her lightning speed, and she is one of the best cooks in the game. Kirito just loves her cooking.

Relationship: They are a cliche pair. She beats him for being perverted, and the two argue a lot on tactics. Despite that, the two get along fine and eat together. For those who watched episode 10, Kirito makes his move and asks her to marry which she accepts. Does this mean that rest of the girls don't have a chance? Maybe but it's up to fans to decide.

Sachi

I know she's dead by now, but a lot of people support this relationship. Sachi won the hearts of many fans with her tragic death and her little Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer message to Kirito.

Relationship: Despite she's dead, Kirito does think about her. When he married Asuna, he probably moved on.

Silica

Silica is a pretty loli girl and a monster tamer, and she attracts many admirers who wants her as their mascot for their guild. It's implied that she has a thing for Kirito. Though, she sees him as a big brother since Kirito explains he saved her because Silica reminds him of his cousin.

Relationship: They're like older brother and sister right now. Silica has not made a move on Kirito.

Lisbeth

Lisbeth is a young blacksmith who is Asuna's friend. She is looking for something in her life, and then Kirito appears to asks her to forge a sword. It was an awkward yet cute start of their strange relationship, and they sleep near each other in front of the campfire. It was a touching scene where Lisbeth realizes that Kirito is the one for her. Lisbeth is the first girl to confess to Kirito that she "like" him. She asked Kirito to let her be his personal blacksmith. Though, she got sad when she sees Asuna and Kirito is awfully close.

Relationship: They are friends.

Suguha Kirigaya
Suguha is Kirito's little sister, but in reality, she is Kirito's cousin. She is a better kendo warrior than Kirito, and she has an avatar in ALFheim Online which Kirito does not know yet.

Relationship: ??? - Kirito sees her as his little sister while Suguha keeps blushing as she thinks more of Kirito.

Thank you for reading this blog.

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Welcome to the first ever Platonic Harem Blog!

This week, we have Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka?, a strange anime that involves a zombie, magical school girls, a necromancer, and vampire ninjas.

Plot Summary

High school student Ayumu Aikawa is murdered after being fatally stabbed in the back by a serial killer. Thanks to necromancer Eucliwood Hellsythe, however, he is resurrected as a zombie. Grateful to his savior, Ayumu invites her to reside with him in his house and continue his everyday life.

Trying to take advantage of his undead life by hunting for his serial killer at night, Ayumu meets a demon-hunting, chainsaw-wielding self-proclaimed "masou-shoujou" (Japanese pun on magical girl) named Haruna. After this fated encounter in which Ayumu accidentally gets cut in half and Haruna inadvertently dematerializes her clothes while trying to magically heal him, Haruna also moves in to Ayumu's residence. Zombie Ayumu's high school life is never quite the same as it used to be.

What is a Platonic Harem?

I use Platonic to refer to harems where you have a group of girls or guys that can form a relationship with the opposite sex. However, unlike traditional harems, there could only be one relationship at a time. Platonic means every day.

Characters

Ayumu Aikawa

He's your male protagonist and a zombie who can also turn into a Masou Shoujo after absorbing Haruna's magic. He is a bit of pervert when he fantasizes about Eucliwood who refers to Ayumu as "Onii-chan." Also, he gets into tricky situations with Haruna like he does with the rest of the women who lived in his house.

Eucliwood Hellsythe

She's the female protagonist who is a necromancer with the ability to bring back the dead. Unable to talk due to her powers, she communicates with a notepad. She lives Ayumu who takes care of her.

Haruna

She's a tsundere, flat chested, Masou Shoujo girl who forgets people names except for Ayumu. After being stripped of her magic (pun intended), she lives with Ayumu and teaches him the way of the Masou Shoujo. Her specialty is cooking fried eggs that look like gold!

Seraphim

She's an extremely busty, vampire ninja who loves saying Tsubamegaeshi with her attacks. After Ayumu beats her up, she winds up living in his house. Talk about having your enemies close.

Yuki Yoshida
Aliases: Maelstrom (ninja), Tomonori (by Ayumu)

She is another Vampire ninja who attacks with Tonkotsu Ramen soup. After she rescues Ayumu and Haruna from Megalos who love tentacle rape, Ayumu makes an accidental move on her, a kiss, that makes them husband and wife due to her customs.

Taeko Hiramatsu

She is a normal girl who has a crush on Ayumu (revealed in an OVA), and in season 2, she has a fetish for Ayumu's legs.

Sarasvati

She is a Vampire Ninja and the superior of Seraphim. She is very conservationist who upholds traditions with utmost priorities. In season 2, she has a fetish for Ayumu's butt when Ayumu exposed his naughty bits at school after Mystletainn broke.

Orito
He is Ayumu's best friend. Even though he may not have a thing for Ayumu, in the ending credits tells a different story. Orito is seen kissing Ayumu on the cheek.

There you have it.

Ayumu is your average zombie who ends up living with three drop-dead gorgeous ladies. Outside his home, he has two girls who loved him for his body. I just put Orito up to mess with you guys.

Thank you for reading this strange blog that I made up on a whim.

Takashichea

Go Anime Vice!

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The women of the Naruto world continue to go unsatisfied.
The women of the Naruto world continue to go unsatisfied.

I've pointed my finger at you, I've groaned, I've cursed you, and I've even dropped series because of you. I've said to myself, "a heterosexual high school boy having zero interest in the female form is impossible." Whenever I would see you throwing attractive girls off of you as they try to make out with you, I would remember my high school days and just not get the joke. I'd call you insane. It was impossible. I had an easier time believing that a character like Sasuke from Naruto could spit fire out of his eye and summon monster shields by flapping his hands around than suspending my disbelief that at the height of his sexual prime and with his hormones raging, he would turn down a fun and guilt-free time with Karin. But, my eyes have been opened.

This is actually a simulation of real world events.
This is actually a simulation of real world events.

According to a survey conducted by the Japan Family Planning Association, 36% of males aged 16 to 19 reported that they had "no interest" in sex, with some going as far as to say that they "despised" it. For women aged 16 to 19 the numbers were at a staggering 59%. All of this time I've thought that this was just some weird and bizarro take on teen life but low and behold, this is actually an incredibly accurate portrayal of the mindset of Japanese teens.

So, I'd like to formally apologize to you. I don't like to make fun of people for cultural differences and that's exactly what I've been doing. I'm Sorry. Honto ni Gomen-nasai... mooshiwake arimasen.

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Overview

Hi everyone! I'm Taka, a fellow wiki editor of Anime Vice. Today's blog is for adults only. I'm sharing my first experiences of reading hentai and watching it after a few wiki editors got me too curious when I looked at their work. In those experiences, we'll explore what conditions make a hentai harem, a loser transforming into a stud situation.

Conditions

These are the patterns that I encountered in these harem hentai manga and anime.

  1. The loser boy is a virgin.
  2. Most of the times, he loses his virginity to an expert who is not a virgin.
  3. His harem has a female expert and noob/virgin girl.
  4. Once he has acquired enough experience, he goes around and take other girls' virginity and making them experience orgasm and good sex in their first time.
  5. The loser has an unusual condition, libido. His stamina in sex makes him a stud as he keeps engaging in intercourse.
  6. He has two girls (or more) who love him and engage in coitus more than once. No One Night Stands.
  7. For some odd reasons, the story does not end with the protagonist marrying a girl. It's like a Tenchi Muyo ending in an Hentai fashion.

Frequently, I seen these the virgin male protagonists are lonely, nerdy, and have kind hearts. Some of them masturbate to fill the empty hole in their life. I think that the creator is trying to show that being a kind person can get love and sexual gratification. It's a pretty twisted point of view. Another bizarre thing with the libido, it's the unusual amount of semen. It's hentai, so it's not supposed be real. Usually, guys ejaculate less and less with each consecutive orgasm.

If you guys seen any patterns, feel free to add.

Mangas that Fit

  • Slut Girl - Satoru Ichi is a virgin who tries to get some by answering some call girls' ads. Instead, he gets ripped off. Sayoko, who is a diva, feels bad for the poor virgin. She decides to give him pity sex by rocking his world. She soon discovers Satoru's amazing ability and decides to stick with him. Satoru's sex life improves dramatically as he meets and bangs Sayoko's accomplices and win their hearts.

Themes: Virgin, Big Breasts, Money, Promiscuity, Orgy

1. Satoru Ichi

An average guy who waits for the time that he loses his virginity and experience sex in his wildest imagination. That day came with unexpected diva called Sayoko.

2. Sayoko Bizen

A smart and endowed lady whose looks has made her luck in landing huge profits bad. She takes Satoru and pound all her frustration into him. After discovering Satoru's gift, she uses the poor guy for sex and money.

3. Neena Canberra

The Japanese men tend to fascinate about exotic women just like every other guy. Neena is an exotic French lady who is a friend of Sayoko.

4. Emi Tanba

She's a naughty nurse who gets ahead in life by using her body to seduce other men and bang them.

5. Takako Tosa

She is a former successful business woman and has a grudge against Sayoko for ruining her life. Find out why by reading Slut Girl!

  • Sei So Tsui Dan Sha - Ryu Ogura is also a virgin and a student who has been bullied by three girls: Mari Itsuki, Meg Matsuda, and Akira Nishimura. One day, one of the girls ties a noose arounds Ogura's penis, and during the bullying, Ogura's penis came off. Fascinated by this strange predicament, the girls take it out for a test run. Throughout their sex conquest, Ogura gains experience (indirectly). This wacky story has a funny ending that I won't spoiled for you guys and gals. Let's say that Ogura gets back at the girls with a little help.

Themes: Virgin, Big Breasts, Small Breasts, Incest, School, Bullying, Promiscuity, Orgy

1. Ryu Ogura

Sweet, innocent Ryu is always bullied by three girls who have no self esteem in themselves. Somehow, his penis is caught in a hardcore sex conquest with the girls using to please themselves and as a weapon to punish other girls.

2. Mari Itsuki

Surprisingly, she's the virgin girl in Ryu's so called harem.

3. Meg Matsuda

Would you believe that this little girl is the expert of sex in Ryu's harem? It's not about body types but how you use your body.

4. Akira Nishimura

Akira is a strange girl who uses Ryu's thing as an accessory. You'll find out why!

  • Ring X Mama - This story is way different from your ordinary hentai harem. It's about female wrestling and has actual fights. For you guys who loved wrestling and girl on girl action, this is a manga to check out. Check out the huge character list that I been working on with the help of FoxxFireArt.

Themes: Wrestling, Big breasts, small breasts, Virgin, Tsundere, Orgy,

1. Ryoma Hamazaki

He was a lonely virgin who masturbates in his female wrestlers fantasy. His loser life changes when he learns that he had sex with the girl of his dreams, Justice Asuka. He works hard as the manager to restore Team Gigamax back its glory.

2. Takamori Sanae

Justice Asuka is the leader of Team Gigamax. She took Ryoma's virginity and his heart. Despite that other ladies have sex with him, she is confident that Ryoma will her man.

3. Rio Katsura

She is Tiger Girl and rejoined Team Gigamax after Ryoma shares his magic touch with her.

4. Saeko Shimazu

She is known as Violence Rose, and she assists Sanae and Ryoma to make Team Gigamax better.

5. Mako Kirino

She's a tsundere rookie who respects Justice Asuka and hates Ryoma for his perverted persuasion in enlisting new wrestlers. Like the rest, she will fall for Ryoma due to some reasons that I can't tell you why.

6. Linda Halloween

She's an American wrestler of Team Mustang and joins Team Gigamax after encountering Ryoma in a naughty situation and fighting Team Mustang.

7. Yuri Kabayama

She's a clumsy trainee who has no wrestling experience or her wrestling debut. Like Kirino, she'll fall in love with her manager, Ryoma.

Animes that Fit

I didn't have much time to find three, so I have one definite answer, Kateikyōshi no Onee-san The Animation - H no Hensachi Agechaimasu. Another one called Sweet Home which I need to research. Kateikyoshi no Onee-san is about a boy whose father has left for work. He is tutored by four gorgeous girls.

Thanks

Thank you for reading. I thank Sotyfan16, FoxxFireArt, and ShadowKnight508 for the inspiration and doing a fabulous job on informing people about these works. Check out the wiki page and forum threads once you check out these hentai.

Takashichea

*I won't be working on Hentai, too much. I have to work on other wiki projects, and I feel weird working on this.

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 Ladies and Gentlemen our three main heroines  
 Ladies and Gentlemen our three main heroines  

 
This time around we get to meet two new characters Kana Altair and Misery. All of them bring something new to the table, but it starting to look like an all lady harem. I don't know that have been done before, but I think is pretty funny :)
 

Story

Home sweet, Home
Home sweet, Home
This chapter is mostly about Tsugumi, Meme, and Anya meeting there new roommates. I also find it interesting, about this chapter was they all get $200 allowance, I wish I got that much money when I was going to school. The only thing got me confuse was Kim. I thought she was nice, but this is in the past so she'll probably change as the manga go on
 
 
 
 
 
 

Characters

 
 Wow, she really good at fortune telling
 Wow, she really good at fortune telling
Again I love the new characters, I can't wait until see how they develop. Kana Altair is a fortune teller, I don't know if she a Weapon or Meister. She seem to be very quiet and only talks when she tell a fortune. The next one is the Super Intendent of the Dorm, Misery. She look like Annie Wilkes and she as crazy as her to. She believe that poor Tsugumi look like Mary Smith from her favorite Novel, and as such Tsugumi should act like her. The first thing that come to my mind was "why did Shinigami-sama hire a crazy person to look over his students?" Last but least Kim Diehl, she is totally different from what she like now. Hitting people on the head and stealing money from people, no wonder they call her a witch.  I wonder if something changes her, here hoping I get to see it. I kind of feel sorry for Tsugumi in
 So that why Maka don't live in the dorms
 So that why Maka don't live in the dorms
this chapter, she have to live in a dorm with a crazy lady that probably will try to break her legs and a bully witch that steal her lunch money. I was kind of right about Meme, she able to kick some butt (only when she is asleep). And I didn't find out any new things about Anya, only she get into a fight with Kana
 
 

Overall

This is a good slow chapter, I got a couple of laughs. Here hoping the next will be better. But it is starting to feel like a harem 
3.5/5
What are your guys thoughts about this chapter?
 Sleeping Leg Sweep
 Sleeping Leg Sweep
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Hi Anime Vice! It's Friday! Since this week's blog segment got changed up I thought I would provide you with a different blog supplement to end the week on hopefully a high note. I have 3 poems to show you that I wrote as part of a school assignment. I thought long and hard about how to word these and didn't do too bad on the grade. Enjoy!

Note: For the 'The Power of Geass (Geis)' and 'Harem Boy' poems the first one is the original and the second is a revised version (the ' Desu Nōto' poem is the revised version). The poem style, in order, is pantoum, smaller than a breadbox, and persona.

The Power of Geass

Take this contract, and

Behold it in your eye.

The power of the Kings

Given by evil Witch

Behold it in your eye.

This taboo of Irish lore,

Given by evil Witch

Uphold the contract.

This taboo of Irish lore,

Granting deepest desire

Uphold the contract.

Create the world anew.

Granting deepest desire

The power of the Kings

Create the world anew

Take this contract, and

Make it your Curse

Behold it in your eye.

There is a Wish to fulfill

Given by evil Witch

This taboo of Irish lore,

Paving rivers of blood

Uphold the contract.

The King falls

The King dies before his Pawns.

Paving rivers of blood

Just another conspiracy

Create the world anew 

The Power of Geis

Take this contract, and

Take it to your grave.

Given by evil Witch

This taboo of Irish lore

Take it to your grave.

As punishment of death,

This taboo of Irish lore

Uphold the contract.

As punishment of death,

Beware the curse of overlapping

Uphold the contract.

And avoid Macbeth’s fate

Beware the curse of overlapping

Take this contract, and

And avoid Macbeth’s fate

A loophole can also spell demise.

Hero’s fate tied,

This taboo of Irish lore

A type of Achilles’ heel.

Uphold the contract.

This taboo of Irish lore,

Beware the curse of overlapping

Uphold the contract.

Even if one opposes the other

Beware the curse of overlapping

Take this contract, and

Even if one opposes the other

A loophole can also spell demise. 

Desu Nōto

The power of Death; of judge, jury, and executioner.

This Note, property of shinigami

Tattered and crisp, the pages fill with names.

Bring Death, for this Note makes it art

Suicide, heart attack, hit by car, or burned

Method of Death chosen by the bearer of a black notebook.

There is no escape, just as mice in a cage or the Holocaust.

Be a person good or evil it matters not

The Desu Nōto accepts lead, dye, or even blood

As long as the rules are abided by.

Nuclear bombs cannot touch this Note’s power; portable and without side effect

With the power of a Death God, one can be worshiped as a God.

Take name and face in hand

As 40 seconds passes to reveal fruition

Beware human as Death’s true owner watches over you.

The perfect crime it can create

Bending to anyone’s hate-filled whim

But 6 can be used at a time in this world

And the Note can be relinquished back

Like a used car, but with a less satisfying ending

Shinigami cometh shinigami go-ugly and bored

Who will hold this power next?

While it can be destroyed there is always another

With the same capabilities as the last

Black and full of empty pages

If the user of this Note is “caught”

Unto Shinigami’s personal Desu Nōto name shall go

And all will fade to Mu. 

Harem Boy

Daisuki! Is all I want to hear

My dream girl in front of me,

Stuttering idiotically only to ask for her pen

Lost in those stargazer eyes

Why is it like this?

I cannot have the girl I like

Though like a ladies’ man

I’m surrounded by beauties

Buxom, brainy, quirky

Funny, misunderstood girls.

And me, the average everyday normal guy

Dragged into the hall by jealousy

To, be pounded by every man-hating tsundere

Panties and breasts morning and night

I need an IV for blood loss

For I do not feel the girls’ love

But more, an ache, in my heart

One is all the love I, can take

The rest begone to friend zone.

I want my harem to end

Aishite iru!

What a nightmare that was.. 

Harem Boy

No one knows what it’s like to be me

Surrounded by buxom girls everyday

But I’ve only eyes for one

Still, I don’t think she even knows my name.

Why is it like this?

As I’m about talk to her

I’m hauled away as if on cue,

To be pounded by every man-hating tsundere

Despite their incessant interruptions,

Those beautiful, brainy, quirky, funny, misunderstood girls

Dressed in short uniform skirts

Have a special place in my heart

And me in their bosoms.

I wake to breasts in the morning,

Sleep comes at night to the sight of panties

I do not love the ladies in my harem

Blinded, I am, by my unreciprocated and untold love

For fear of more blood loss

A decision must be made.

I want my harem to end

…Or do I? 

-Will McQuigg (sotyfan16) is your everyday anime/manga enthusiast. You can also find him on Twitter (bildo_88).

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