Tekken movie trailer looks pretty good. Fun martial arts, very attractive people, and hey, some of those costumes actually manage to look good, regardless of how unlikely they may be-- sort of like a more Asian-inspired Monday Night Raw kinda thing.
The only problem is when anyone on the screen opens their mouth and says anything. The very first line is someone (I won't pretend to know the difference between a regular Tekken character and Generic Background Guy #6) yelling "This is Ironfist!"
But he sounds about as excited as my mother going in for a root canal. He doesn't even sound intimidating, much less pumped.
And then you start in on something vaguely resembling a plot, and by that I mean in the same way that a Cheeto can resemble Jesus.
Seriously, if you want my suggestion: turn down the volume on YouTube, turn up some kickin' tunes, and THEN watch the trailer. Which you can do right here.