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Joke Battle : Sasuke's Face vs A Brick

Topic started by Nerx on May 31, 2010. Last post by cfatalis 2 years, 11 months ago.
Post by Nerx (13,722 posts) See mini bio Level 12

This is a random battle for fun

 
Honestly this is more of an endurance test , if sasuke manages to keep his face in one piece then he wins but if the brick can somehow break that bishie then the brick wins.
 
rules:
-Sasuke is not allowed to use any of his jutsus in this match , only his face [ so none of that amaterasu, firebreathing and susanoo crap please ]
-The brick gets a maximum of six tries to damage that face 
-The user of that brick would be RL you 
 
note: since he is a trained ninja he would most likely be fine... kinda
 
 Only his face though
 Only his face though

 Against this thing
 Against this thing
 
Have fun people...
 
any questions?
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by hitsusatsu11 (9,455 posts) See mini bio Level 20
Lots of bashing goin on lately, at least this is kinda in good fun.  
 
I don know why ppl hate on Sasuke so much, imo he is more tolerable than Naruto and for sure Luffy. 
 
Sasuke wins, he clearly has shown durability enough to take brick bashing punches to the face so this should be no prob. Since its me doing the smashing it would give Sasuke the advantage, as the most elite naruto shinobi are at least THREE times stronger than me.
Edited 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Nerx (13,722 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@hitsusatsu11: Yeah , but his face has been away from bashing at some time
 
even at the time the Raikage was aiming much for a decapitation and most of his enemies aim to the body as well for some reason
 
then again I will make more of these threads aimed at a variety of characters , so sasuke won't be the only one with the fun
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Sonata (31,321 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Nerx: I dont know if you should.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by hitsusatsu11 (9,455 posts) See mini bio Level 20
@Nerx: True, but Raikage is at least 3x stronger than I. So Sasuke should be fine. If I were the FLYING SHADOW, Sasuke would die. 
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Nerx (13,722 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@Sonata: aww...
 
but a luffy versus a m1 abrams tank would be awesome
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by hitsusatsu11 (9,455 posts) See mini bio Level 20
@Nerx said:
" @Sonata: aww...  but a luffy versus a m1 abrams tank would be awesome "
Make it a Konig Tiger
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Sonata (31,321 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Nerx: Well it has to be character vs character threads those are the guidelines for the battle forums.
 
I'll just move it instead.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by willyvereb (5,875 posts) See mini bio Level 17
@Nerx: Abrahms is a little bit too much for Luffy. APFSDS Shells are kinda brutal in power. You can be Mr. Fantastic with the most elastic body but that shell rips right through it.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Nerx (13,722 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@willyvereb: what about an endurance contest of CP9 with tekkai against an Abrahms
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by flying_shadow (39 posts) See mini bio Level 4
Sasuke trains almost as hard as Wing chun users, why would he let the brick hit him? He would simply pary it in another direction or dodge it.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Nerx (13,722 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@flying_shadow: Its only his face, eve a wing chun dude with only a head would not do much  against a brick 
 
in between the six steps the user can apply the brick to smash in the eyes or collapse the back of the head first
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by hitsusatsu11 (9,455 posts) See mini bio Level 20
@flying_shadow:
" @Nerx: True, but Raikage is at least 3x stronger than I. So Sasuke should be fine. If I were the FLYING SHADOW, Sasuke would die.  "
But the OP says each of us has the brick, if you were using the brick would Sasuke survive? 
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by willyvereb (5,875 posts) See mini bio Level 17
@Nerx: I don't know. What kind of endurance test? Which could survive a more ridiculous attack? Which of them could "run" for longer?  Something different?
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by cfatalis (19,150 posts) See mini bio Level 15
@flying_shadow said:
" Sasuke trains almost as hard as Wing chun users, why would he let the brick hit him? He would simply pary it in another direction or dodge it. "
almost? guy an shoto lightning and go supersonic, clearly he is better than wing chun, or whatever fake martial art you are imagining
 
@willyvereb:
lucci woudl probably win, his devil fruit give him a very good physical boost
 
UBW: unlimited brick work
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by flying_shadow (39 posts) See mini bio Level 4
@hitsusatsu11 said:
" @flying_shadow:
" @Nerx: True, but Raikage is at least 3x stronger than I. So Sasuke should be fine. If I were the FLYING SHADOW, Sasuke would die.  "
But the OP says each of us has the brick, if you were using the brick would Sasuke survive?  "
If I were do use it maybe but then again that would go for anyone on this site. 
 
@cfatalis: Even if he can run faster my striking speed and counter speed/ability would leave Sasuke confused and knocked out, I would use his own strength and speed against him, honestly Rock Lee would have a better chance.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by cfatalis (19,150 posts) See mini bio Level 15
and here we have someone who claim that he has surpassed a shonen sapien

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by flying_shadow (39 posts) See mini bio Level 4
@cfatalis: Think what you will.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Dream (4,392 posts) See mini bio Level 20
I see Sasuke's face getting bashed in by the brick. Beyond MS and his battle speed, he is quite the punching bag.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Nerx (13,722 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@Dream: how many attempts would you need to break that face?
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
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