that's what i thought...you won this time Damian XD
1. If You Have Five Dollars And Chuck Norris Has Five Dollars, He Has More Money Then You.
2. Chuck Norris Doesnt Read Books He Stares Them Down Until He Gets The Information He Needs.
3.Chuck Norris Is The Reason Why Waldo's Hiding.
4.Chuck NorrisIs So Fast He Can Run Around The World And Punch Himself In The Back Of The Head.
5.Chuck Norris Doesnt Wear A Watch He Decides What Time It Is.
6.Chuck Norris Can Slam A Revolving Door.
7.Chuck Norris Counted To Infinity Twice.
8.Chuck NorrisIs Currently Suing NBC, Claiming Law And Order Are Trademarked Names For His Left And Right Legs.
9.There Is No Theory Of Evolution, Just A List Of Creatures Chuck Has Aloud To Live.
10.Outer Space Exists Because Its Afraid To Be On The Same Planet With Chuck Norris
Director David O Russel and Crew do the Hustle in a baroque comedic farce with some real humanity to it.