Piper walked into the park, wearing a long light pink dress that matched the blossoms blooming around her. She began to walk towards a tree, as she could feel the rough dirt under her feet. She felt up and down the tree bark, how strong and stiff it was. Then, she felt the presence of another being, a man, sitting a few trees away from hers, she turned and looked over at him.
@Raseri: As she turned and looked at the man, he must hav felt her presence, because he turned to look at her. She got a good look at him now, he was muscular, and tall, and had very strong facial attributes. He smiled and said, , "Hey, I've never seen you around before. I'm Raseri". She smiled back at him, " Hi, I haven't seen you before either, I'm Piper. " She walked toward him and waved her hand a bit to get a good breeze going.
@Raseri: "Nice to meet you Piper" he replied as she began walking towards him. The breeze felt nice and cool against her skin, and she sat down next to him leaning against the tree branch. She felt small against him, like she was a small twig against a mighty tree. "Did you do that?", he asked, popping her out of the thoughts. " Yes, " she said smiling again, " I can control nature and all of its properties. Look," she said as she pointed her index finger up and a branch began to grow from the tree with two large ripe red apples from it.
It’s way too long, haphazardly plotted and teases on being more than a joke machine without really following-through, but I laughed more at Anchorman 2 than almost any other comedy this year.