Sitting on a ridge, rocket launcher in hand and an AK-47 next to him (with a small arsenal of pistols, baseball bats, and trench knives in their cases behind him), Dalek was set to enjoy igniting a military installation centered in the middle of a stupid jungle. Jungles were wastes of space to Dalek, just a crapload of trees waiting to be cut down and animals destined to become packaged meat substitutes for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Damn, he was in a bad mood. He always got this way during the holidays (most likely because his entire family had been dead for almost a thousand years). A cigar in his maw, he barely even touched the trigger before the place went up in smoke. Some jacka$$ was destroying his stuff before Dalek even knew how he was going to divide the swag! Leaping down, strapped to the bristled hair with bats, knives, and as many guns as someone can push up a buffalo backwards, Dalek raced down the rocks to engage whatever waited down there in the carnage.














