SamJaz sat at the beach, drinking a bottle of melonade while the melon festival went underway. It was an absolute carnival celebrating all things melon.
He was soon joined by a short, overweight man dressed in blue swimming shorts. "You bulked up." Hal told his old friend.
"You've gotten fatter." SamJaz replied, getting to his feet and giving Hal a bear hug. "Good to see you old buddy."
This was going to be a great festival. A reunion with some old friends and family and a chance to meet new ones while enjoying a feast of melon.
What could go wrong?