"Foolish being, cannot you see that is impossible to deny the truth?"
"Fighting form is permanent but class never fades"
"I don't know who you are, I don't care what you are, where you come from, what you can do, what you've done or how nice you think that suit looks on you"
"Yeah yeah whatever, just shut the hell up with the damn magnificent speeches already. It's hard to understand what you wanna say with my fist in your mouth"
"Before us is a foe, that, like a reaper, has quickly, and without penalty, claimed so many of our loved ones. But you are not soldiers, you are warriors. You are not thralls, you are free men, and what will decide this battle of battles is not swords or speeches, but what truly burns? in your heart, something they can never possess not take from you! Should we meet our ends, take comfort in knowing that your names shall forever strike fear into their very souls! So fight with me, to eternal glory!"
-saying to troops before battle
It’s way too long, haphazardly plotted and teases on being more than a joke machine without really following-through, but I laughed more at Anchorman 2 than almost any other comedy this year.