"Must be dementia that you ever thought you could touch my credentials"
"Fear is such a weak emotion, that's why I despise it"
"Fighting with a manager is like fighting chained down, you're basically a slave"
"I'm coming home.. and I don't mean Asgard"
"I see the b*tch in you and I'ma slap her silly"
"If I gave you a thumbs up you would put it on your resume."
"There aren't as many talented men as I who can speak Spanish in Italian"
"A mystical man, stern and upright while at the same time dark and mysterious..."
"That was my sin, and this...this is my punishment."
"My mind power dwarfed Einstein, confused Confucius and devoured Isaac Newton"
"I'm arrogant and disrespectful but I'm still better than all of you and I know it"
"Tell your friends that ND doesn't play"
Refered to someone with an strange object
"Hey, what's that?, it seems interesting, may I touch it?"
When asked of hardships
"You guys have apparently never been to the Corners."
"Get off my throne and make room for the King ya clowns"
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