[ HELLO LADIES ]
[ LOOK AT YOUR MAN ]
[ NOW BACK AT ME ]
[ NOW BACK AT YOUR MAN ]
[ AREN'T YOU SICK OF HIS SHABBY CLOTHES? ]
[ JUST COME DOWN TAYLOR MAID SOOT AND YOUR MAN WILL GO FROM... ]
[ MMM MMM WOULDN'T THAT BE LOVELY LADIES? ]
[ COME ON DOWN TODAY TO TAYLOR MAID SOOTS, 62 ON THIRD AVENUE ]
[ BUT GUYS, WHY WAIT FOR YOUR LADY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AMAZING? ]
[ YOU CAN DROP IN HERE TO IMPRESS HER ALL ON YOUR OWN! ]
[ AND FOR THOSE WITHOUT LADIES, WELL, WE CAN FIX THAT PROBLEM WITHIN A WEEK! ]
[ WITH ONE OF MY TAYLOR MADE SOOTS, YOU CAN HAVE THE LADIES CUEING AT YOUR DOOR WITHIN A WEEK! ]
[ THAT'S MY PERSONAL TAYLOR PROMISE! ]
[ SO COME ON DOWN TODAY TO TAYLOR MAID SOOTS, 62 ON THIRD AVENUE ]
[ LOOK AT ME ]
[ BEFORE I STARTED MAKING THESE SOOTS, I WAS A LOSER ]
[ I HAD NO FRIENDS ]
[ NO WOMAN COULD LOOK AT ME WITHOUT SQUIRMING IN DISGUST ]
[ BUT NOW, MY PHONE IS AS BUSY AS YOU COULD EVER WANT IT TO BE ]
[ YOU COULD HAVE THIS TOO ]
[ JUST COME DOWN TODAY AND TRY ON ONE OF MY SOOTS! ]
[ YOUR VISIT TO TAYLOR MAID SOOTS AT NUMBER 62 ON THIRD AVENUE COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE ]
[ WELL, I MUST DASH ]
[ I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY HOT DATE TONIGHT ]
[ I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU SOON ]
[ AT TAYLOR MAID SOOTS ]
[ 62 ON THIRD AVENUE ]
[ DON'T DELAY ]
"Aaaand, Cut!" The director declared. "That's a wrap folks, these suits are gonna sell like hotcakes!"
Lowering his head, Taylor let out a quiet chuckle as he slunked past the model hired to be his 'date'.
"Just Kidding..." He whispered, barely loud enough for her to hear.
FOURTEEN DAYS LATER
Where the once bright city stood, now was a smouldering shell.
Refugees were still fleeing from the blazes, the havoc caused by the four hundred beings, men trapped and envelopped by the suits, covering their heads like a mask and causing havoc throughout the land.
Taylor stood there with a huge grin.
[ FORGIVE OUR PARTY ROCKING, BUT I JUST NEED TO CONQUER THIS PLACE ]
And with a fist in the air, sent all his soldiers flying out to every other major city in the world, to spread the carnage, laughing as they went.