@Sonata: No sicilly, that's due to my nosebleed problem. Remember those nosebleed attacks I'd get in the summertime? It's fine, I got my nose cauterised at the hospital. Go home.
@Sonata: Cheers. For the record, SamJaz would lock the door on a garden shed, the US army could spend all their forces trying to break the door down, and that door wouldn't budge. The rest of the shed would be levelled completely, yes, but the door would stand firm. XD
"'Tis the banter of a lying witch. I possess no such luxurious memento. Perhaps you have swallowed more than enough seawater during your voyages over sea, to render you in this perplexed state." The Captain of The Judgement retreated to his quarters; but not without sending his bitter, yet, sincere regards. "May fortune and blessings be with you. And may it clear your mind of delusional fantasies."
There is seemingly no 'perfect' way to truly say goodbye. So I gathered a bunch of them!