New Vice Awards

Topic started by Kuma_From_Argentina on Sept. 4, 2011. Last post by waybig1010101 2 weeks, 4 days ago.
Post by waybig1010101 (4,076 posts) See mini bio Level 14
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so real quick...who do i give my votes to this time?

Post by Kuma_From_Argentina (7,000 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@waybig1010101: Samjaz

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@Kuma_From_Argentina: okay thank you for the info

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OCTOBER 2014

The venue was a burned down theatre in the backstreets of London. Sunlight poured through the windows as rain fell through the gaps in the ceiling. A few brave souls ventured into the building- deemed fit to collapse, all to see the small, dark haired man on the stage.

「 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 」

「 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 」

「 WHEN THE ROAD LOOKS ROUGH AHEAD 」

「 AND YOU'RE MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE WARM BED 」

「 YOU JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOUR OLD PAL SAID 」

「 BOY YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 」

「 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL OCTOBER AWARDS 」

「 HERE WE CELEBRATE ALL THE PLAYERS, CHARACTERS, AND STORIES BETTER THAN MINE 」

「 WE HAVE THE VOTES, AND THIS WILL BE COMPLETELY FAIR! 」

「 SO, LET'S JUST START RIGHT ON WITH THIS CHARADE! 」

「 BEST HERO 」

Taylor's smile faded slightly, and he started pacing the stage, talking into the screw in his hand.

「 WE ALL LOVE OUR HEROES 」

「 HONEST 」

「 EXCELLENT 」

「 ROBUST 」

「 ORIGINAL 」

「 THIS AWARD GOES TO THOSE WHO BEST EXEMPLIFY THESE FINE ATTRIBUTES 」

「 THOSE WHO SELFLESSLY RISK THEIR LIVES FOR OTHERS, EXPECTING NO REWARD OTHER THAN THE GLORY AND PRAISE OF OTHERS 」

「 AND THESE ATTENTION SEEKERS, WELL… 」

「 THIS MONTH IS A TIE BETWEEN TWO FAMED HEROES! 」

「 HARUKO MIYATA AND ALTAIR THE DESPOILER! 」

「 SADLY, MISS MIYATA COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT 」

「 SHE'S UNFORTUNATELY COME DOWN WITH A MILD CASE OF KNIVES IN THE THROAT 」

「 I'M SURE IT WAS A TRAINING ACCIDENT 」

「 WHICH MEANS THIS AWARD WILL HAVE TO GO TO- 」

There were muffled cries from one of the seats- a man was bound and gagged to one of the seats, his hands chained to the floor. His desperate struggles brought a smirk to Taylor's face.

「 SORRY ALTY-BOY. THIS ONE GOES TO ME. 」

- Best Hero: Haruko Miyata and Altair of the Creed -

「 BEST NEUTRAL 」

Shrugging, Taylor resumed his pacing.

「 OF COURSE, NOT ALL OF US HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO 」

「 SOME OF US ARE TOO COWARDLY 」

「 SOME OF US JUST DON'T HAVE THE MORAL COMPASS 」

「 SOME OF US ARE FORCED INTO ONE TOO MANY COMPROMISES 」

「 MOST OF US JUST DON'T CARE 」

「 AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE CELEBRATING THIS MONTH'S BEST NEUTRAL CHARACTER 」

「 I'M SURE YOU KNOW HIM WELL, THERE WAS OVERWHELMING SUPPORT FOR THIS CUTE LITTLE GUY 」

「 OUR WINNER IS… MOG! 」

「 COME UP HERE AND GIVE EVERYONE A SPEECH MOG! 」

Taylor stepped back from the spotlight as a little white figure, less than a metre in height, came onto the stage.

With little bat wing, a satchel and a little red bobble on its head, the little creature took the screw and stood in the spotlight created by sunlight and coughed. "Kupo! Kupo kupo kupo!" It said, before handing the screw back to Taylor.

「 LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND FOR MOG EVERYONE! 」

Taylor grinned, slamming his foot into the creature's back and launching it over the seats and out a broken window.

- Best Neutral: Master of Games -

「 BEST VILLAIN 」

Swinging his leg slightly, Taylor started walking again.

「 HERE, WE GET TO THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM 」

「 THE BAD BOYS 」

「 THE BULLIES 」

「 THE TYRANTS 」

「 THE MAD MEN WITH TOO MUCH POWER 」

「 ONLY THE MOST DIABOLICAL ARE REMEMBERED HERE 」

「 THE MOST EVIL, TWISTED, SICK INDIVIDUALS 」

「 THIS IS WHERE WE ANNOUNCE WHO IS THE MOST HATED BEING IN THE VICE RIGHT NOW 」

「 AND THE WINNER IS… 」

「 OH 」

Taylor looks at the card, dropping the envelope and falling back onto his backside.

「 OH WOW… 」

「 IT'S… IT'S ME… ]

「 I… I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY… 」

「 I MEAN… THAT'S HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT ME? 」

「 I… I'M HURT GUYS… 」

「 REALLY. 」

「 WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE AN AWARD FOR THIS? 」

「 THIS IS REALLY MEAN. 」

Getting to his feet, Taylor wiped the tears from his face and smiled.

「 JUST KIDDING 」

「 THIS MONTH'S MOST HEINOUS VILLAIN IS NONE OTHER THAN MYSELF 」

「 THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU JERKS WHO VOTED FOR ME 」

「 I'LL MAKE SURE TO VISIT EACH ONE OF YOU PERSONALLY IN YOUR HOMES SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY APPRECIATION 」

「 NEXT AWARD! 」

- Best Villain: Taylor -

「 BEST FIGHT 」

「 FIGHTS! 」

「 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR, RIGHT? 」

「 BECAUSE MIGHT MAKES RIGHT AND THE RULES ARE MADE BY THOSE WHO CAN ENFORCE THEM! 」

「 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BEST FIGHTS THAT HAVE HAPPENED THIS MONTH 」

「 ISN'T IT EMBARRASSING THAT EVERYONE WAS OUTDONE BY A BUNCH OF NAKED PEOPLE FIGHTING A BOWL OF FRUIT? 」

「 I'M NOT EVEN LYING THIS TIME 」

「 THAT WAS THE BEST FIGHT THIS MONTH 」

「 NAKED PEOPLE FIGHTING FRUIT 」

「 THAT'S JUST PATHETIC GUYS 」

「 AND THAT'S ME SAYING IT. 」

- Best Fight: Everyone Vs Lemon Lord and pals. -

「 BEST BROMANCE 」

「 KNOW WHAT'S MORE HOMOEROTIC THAN A BUNCH OF NAKED DUDES SWINGING THEIR SWORDS AT LEMONS? 」

「 BROMANCES 」

「 A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT THE SEX 」

「 AND WE HAVE A LOT OF THESE IMPOTENT PERVERTS THIS MONTH 」

「 THE FIRST IS A COMPLETE SEXLESS ORGY OF FRATERNAL FEELS 」

「 ANDY BONHAM, SID RENER, AND KEIJI NAKAHARA 」

「 THEN WE GET ALEISTER CROWN AND HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW ALVIN 」

「 OUR FAVOURITE TOTALLY-NOT-LESBIANS CIEL RHEA AND ELLIOTT FABRE 」

「 TWO ACTUALLY-NOT-LESBIANS OLIVIA KURUGI AND JULIA CREED 」

「 AND FINALLY, CHASE AND THE HUNTSMAN 」

「 NOW GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HATE EACH OTHER 」

- Best Bromance: Multiple Winners -

「 BEST RIVALRY 」

「 PEOPLE HATE EACH OTHER 」

「 SOME PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE MORE THAN OTHERS 」

「 SOME PEOPLE DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO SHOWING OTHER PEOPLE HOW MUCH THEY HATE ANOTHER 」

「 JUST LOOK AT ASH 」

「 HIS FRIEND GARY HAD BADGES, BABES, POKEMON AND A CAR 」

「 AND HIS BEST FRIEND COULDN'T EVEN CONGRATULATE HIM FOR HIS SUCCESSES 」

「 ASH WAS A BITTER, TWISTED TWERP 」

「 AND IT'S THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR WE'RE HERE TO CELEBRATE 」

「 THIS AWARD GOES TO THE COUPLE THAT HATE EACH OTHER MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE HATES ANYONE ELSE 」

「 ISN'T THAT LOVELY? 」

「 REWARDING SUCH MUTUAL HATRED? 」

「 IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU GUYS ARE EVEN MORE BITTER AND TWISTED THAN I AM 」

「 AND THAT'S WHY I AM SO HAPPY TO PUBLICLY SHAME HUNTSMAN, SWALLOWER, AND SAMJAZ 」

「 MAY WE MOCK THEIR TOXIC BROMANCE FOR MANY- 」

CRASH

Taylor looked down, seeing his foot had smashed through the rotten stage floor.

「 WHOOPS 」

- Best Rivalry: Swallower/Huntsman Vs SamJaz -

「 GEN'S LEAST FAVOURITE ATTACK 」

Taylor hauled himself out of the hole and and grinned.

「 KNOW WHAT THE BEST WAY TO BRING A BOXER TO HIS KNEES? 」

「 YOU SLAM A PICKAXE THROUGH HIS KNEECAP 」

「 AND THAT'S WHY THIS MONTH'S LOSER OF GEN'S FAVOURITE ATTACK AWARD GOES TO NONE OTHER 」

「 THAN ALVIN HIMMELSKARTE 」

「 SLAMMING PICKAXES INTO ALL SORTS OF PLACES IN OSAKA 」

「 IT'S A GOOD JOB HE'S BEING SLICES UP BY A SURGEON RIGHT NOW 」

「 OR HE MIGHT JUST LOSE HIS LUNCH AT THE SIGHT OF THIS MONSTER 」

- Gen's least favourite attack: Alvin's pickaxe -

「 CROWNING MOMENT OF AWESOME 」

「 SPEAKING OF MONSTERS, NOT EVERYONE IS A FAILURE LIKE ME 」

「 SOME PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO 」

「 SOME MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT THEY ARE AWESOME AT WHAT THEY DO 」

「 SOMETIMES, PEOPLE ACHIEVE A CROWNING MOMENT OF AWESOME 」

「 A SINGLE ACT THAT ONE CAN IDENTIFY AS THE SINGLE MOST AWESOME THING THEY HAVE EVER DONE IN THEIR LIVES 」

「 AND ONCE THIS HAS BEEN ACHIEVED, ONE WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING TO THAT LEVEL EVER AGAIN 」

「 THIS MONTH'S WINNER WILL NO LONGER GROW IN STRENGTH, BUT CAN ONLY DETERIORATE FROM HERE 」

「 SINCE HE'S ALREADY REACHED HIS PEAK 」

「 THIS POOR SOUL IS DAN HIBIKI 」

「 A PHEROMONE BRAWLER THAT JUMPED THROUGH WALLS AND FLOORS OF A BURNING BUILDING TO SNEAK ATTACK A MAN DRESSED AS A LEMON 」

「 THAT IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING HE WILL EVER ACHIEVE IN HIS LIFETIME 」

「 ON HIS TOMBSTONE, IT WILL READ: 」

「 HERE LIES DAN HIBIKI 」

「 HE DIDN'T USE THE STAIRS WHILE SNEAKING UP ON A GUY DRESSED AS A LEMON 」

「 I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HIM 」

- Crowning Moment Of Awesome: Dan's shortcut -

「 CROWNING MOMENT OF FUNNY 」

「 SOMEONE I CAN FEEL SORRY FOR ARE THE ENTRANTS TO OUR NEXT CATEGORY 」

「 HERE WE MOCK THE CLOWNS, THE SCREW-UPS AND THE IDIOTS 」

「 CELEBRATING THEIR SHAME AND REMINDING THEM OF THEIR INCOMPETENCE 」

「 ONE PLAYER, FOR EXAMPLE, TOOK GREAT DELIGHT IN MOCKING HUNTSMAN'S NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 」

「 WHERE HE LASHED OUT AT A FRIEND FOR HELPING HIM OUT 」

「 ANOTHER PLAYER WANTED TO REVEL IN THE DELIGHT THEY FELT IN WATCHING A TEENAGE GIRL 」

「 ELLIOTT FABRE, INFECTED WITH THE FLU 」

「 VOMIT VIOLENTLY WHILE BEING DRAGGED TO AN ENEMY SPACE STATION IN THE OPENING PAGES OF MOON REACH 」

「 ANOTHER PLAYER FOUND JARDSAM'S ATTEMPTS TO SAVE THE PLANET THROUGH SONG POSITIVELY TICKLING TO HIS STOMACH 」

「 MOCKING THEIR SAVIOUR'S HEROISM 」

「 BUT THE GREATEST, CRUELLEST, MOST DIABOLICAL ACT OF SCHADENFREUDE WAS ENACTED BY THE ONE WHO FOUND HILARITY 」

「 IN THE VERY MOMENT DAN HIBIKI REACHED HIS PEAK 」

「 YES, EVEN HIS MOST VALIANT ACT WAS THE SOURCE OF MIRTH TO THOSE WHO MOCKED HIS PAIN, EVEN AS HE FOUGHT TO SAVE THEIR LIVES 」

「 TRULY, THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN BULLYING 」

「 ONLY VICTIMS AND TRAGEDY 」

- Crowning Moment Of Funny: Multiple ties -

「 TEARJERKER OF THE MONTH 」

「 BUT ISN'T IT FUNNY? 」

「 ALMOST COMICAL REALLY 」

「 THIS PAIN AND MISERY EVIDENTLY SO HILARIOUS TO ALL 」

「 BRINGS NO SMILES WHEN INFLICTED UPON LITTLE GIRLS? 」

「 WHEN SUFFERING BRINGS TEARS OF EMPATHY INSTEAD OF TEARS OF JOY 」

「 THE JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY 」

「 AND COMEDY BECOMES A TEAR JERKER 」

「 A DISGUSTING DOUBLE STANDARD IF YOU ASK ME, BUT NOBODY DOES 」

「 THE SADDEST EVENT THIS MONTH WAS WHEN A HOMUNCULUS STITCHED TOGETHER BY AN ATTRACTIVELY MURDEROUS YOUNG LADY 」

「 WAS TEMPORARILY PARALYSED 」

「 LET'S IGNORE THAT A BRAVE MAN'S PROUDEST MOMENT WAS BELITTLED BY ALL 」

「 A SMALL CHILD WAS INCONVENIENCED 」

「 SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE WAAAMBULANCE 」

- Tearjerker Of The Month: Cosmina's Paralysis -

「 BEST LINE OF THE MONTH 」

「 OUR NEXT AWARD IS SOMETHING WORTH CELEBRATING 」

「 WITTY ONE LINERS 」

「 SNAPPY COME BACKS 」

「 ACCUSATIONS CONCERNING A PERSON'S MOTHER 」

「 ALL THE WIT AND BANTER OF THE MONTH OF OCTOBER HAVE BEEN CONDENSED TO FOUR STATEMENTS MADE BY FOUR GENTLEMEN 」

「 CROW 」

"As my gramps always said a jammed gun is about as useful as bag of wet mice.”
- Crow in Lucky Seven

「 FALKEN 」

"–How low the Gunslingers have fallen if their sole representative gets a bit teary eyed for a piece of shit criminal? - The Mercenary chuckled for a second. –You make me laugh Cementerio, so I will ask only one more time, where is Tesla? I need to take something from him and you’re on my way." -Falken in Identity Theft

「 MYSELF 」

「 HI, PAPA JOHN'S? CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE AND PINEAPPLE TO DELIVER. 」
- Taylor in Flashmob

「 MASAKO 」

"yOu bItCh! i’M tHe oNe wHo dEaLs tHe pAiN, nOt tHe oNe wHo rEcEivEs it!!!"
- Masako in Osaka Ablaze

「 OH, AND SOMEONE LIKED HUNTSMAN'S ANGRY RANT I GUESS 」

「 NOT THAT I CARE ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT IT 」

「 THE LESSON HERE KIDS 」

「 IS THAT NO MATTER HOW SMART OR WITTY YOU THINK YOU ARE 」

「 THERE ARE AT LEAST FOUR OTHER PEOPLE SAYING SOMETHING EVEN MORE BRILLIANT AT THAT VERY MOMENT 」

「 AND ONE OF THEM WON'T EVEN GIVE A DAMN 」

- Best Line Of The Month: Multiple Ties -

「 BEST COUPLE 」

「 SPEAKING ABOUT THINGS NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT, LET'S TALK ABOUT BETTER LOVE STORIES THAN TWILIGHT 」

「 THE STORY OF ALEISTER AND HAGANE CROWN 」

「 THAT'S ABOUT IT 」

「 TWILIGHT IS THE SECOND GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER MADE 」

- Best Couple: Aleister and Hagane Crown -

「 BEST SHIP 」

「 LET'S TALK BOATS 」

「 MANY CULTURES WILL ARRANGE MARRIAGES BETWEEN TWO PARTNERS BY PUTTING THEM ONTO A SMALL BOAT 」

「 THEN, THE PARENTS OF THESE NEWLYWEDS WILL SHOVE THEM OUT TO SEA 」

「 EXPECTING THEM TO FIND THEIR OWN ISLAND TO POPULATE 」

「 THIS TRADITION IS CALLED 'SHIPPING', AND THE PRACTICE CONTINUES TODAY IN JAPANESE CULTURE 」

「 SO THIS CATEGORY WILL BE PROVIDING A NUMBER OF LUCKY COUPLES TICKETS TO ROMANTIC GETAWAYS FOR TWO! 」

「 OWEN SOLELL AND IRENE! 」

「 JARDSAM AND THE SONG OF SUMMER! 」

「 RIN COWBELL AND RIN COWBELL! 」

「 HELWENDE CHASE AND HUNTSMAN 」

「 MOOSHY CROWN THE MOOSHROOM AND FELIX MIYATA THE MELONCAT 」

「 AND FINALLY, MARIKA ARACHNE AND MYSELF 」

Taylor looked into the crowd, winking at his date and blowing her a kiss.

「 WOULD OUR LUCKY COUPLES MEET TONIGHT AT THE HARBOUR AFTER THE SHOW TO COLLECT YOUR PRIZES 」

「 AND REMEMBER 」

「 PLEASE WEAR PROTECTION TONIGHT 」

「 WEAR A LIFEJACKET 」

「 AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS 」

- Best Ship: Multiple Ties -

「 BEST CHARACTER CREATION GUIDE 」

「 SPEAKING OF PROTECTION 」

「 WE'VE HAD A PERILOUS MONTH THIS OCTOBER 」

「 BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOURSELF SAFE IN THESE TROUBLED WATERS 」

「 WITH THE ANIMEVICE RPG CHARACTER CREATION GUIDE, PROUD SPONSORS OF THE MONTHLY AWARDS CEREMONY 」

「 HAND CRAFTED BY ARGENTINIAN BEARS IN HUMANE CONDITIONS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT 」

「 REMEMBER! 」

「 ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT BAD CHARACTERS 」

- Best Character Creation Guide: Kuma -

「 BEST STORY 」

「 WELCOME BACK TO WHO'S AWARD IS IT ANYWAY? 」

「 WHERE THE AWARDS ARE MADE UP AND THE VOTES DON'T MATTER 」

「 OUR NEXT EVENT IS ONE CALLED BEST STORY 」

「 AND THIS ELECTION ENDED IN A LANDSLIDE 」

「 WITH FIFTY PERCENT OF OUR VOTERS ALL SHOWING THEIR SUPPORT 」

「 TO MY QUARTER MASTER AND FUTURE ISLAND POPULATION PARTNER 」

「 MARIKA ARACHNE, IN BRING ME HER EYES! 」

「 OH, AND ASHLEA PRIMROSE TOO I GUESS 」

「 BUT I DON'T OWE HER ANY ISLAND BABIES SO SCREW HER 」

- Best Story: Bring Me Her Eyes -

「 BEST LOCATION 」

「 SPEAKING OF LOCATIONS TO SHIP YOURSELF TOO 」

「 SOME PEOPLE LIKE SOME PLACES MORE THAN HERE 」

「 WHICH MAKES SENSE 」

「 THIS IS A BURNED DOWN THEATRE AFTER ALL 」

Taylor sidestepped as a large piece of ceiling crumbled down and smashed through the stage, leaving a large hole in the ground.

「 SO, IF YOU HAD ANY PLANS TO TRAVEL AFTER THIS SHOW AND YOU AREN'T BEING SHIPPED 」

「 SOME OF OUR MORE GLOBETROTTING FRIENDS SENT IN THEIR VOTES FOR THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH 」

「 AND THE BEST LOCATION ON EARTH IS JUJCE, THE LEMON INFESTED VILLAGE OF TURKEY 」

「 A GREAT PLACE FOR NAKED MURDER PARTIES, I'M TOLD 」

Taylor's lip quivered, and he fell back onto the floor, sobbing. "Dammit man I can't do this I can't do this…" He whimpered. "Everyone else got friends to help them… I've got nobody…"

"I'm all alone…" Taylor whispered.

- Best Location: Jujce -

「 BEST NPC 」

Within seconds, Taylor had rolled back up to his feet and was grinning at the audience.

「 JUST KIDDING! 」

「 LET'S TALK ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT! 」

「 NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS ARE GENERALLY PEOPLE THAT ARE ONLY USEFUL OR INTERESTING FOR A SINGLE DAY IN THEIR MISERABLE LITTLE LIVES 」

「 OWEN, KUSURI AND INOUE! 」

「 THREE NOBODIES THAT MANAGED TO MAKE THEIR MARK ON PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT 」

「 AND SOON, THEY WILL HAVE FULFILLED THEIR PURPOSE AND WILL FADE ONCE MORE INTO OBSCURITY 」

「 BYE EUAN 」

「 BYE KISSY 」

「 BYE ENUO 」

「 NOBODY CARED ABOUT YOU ANYWAY 」

- Best NPC: Multiple Ties -

「 BEST VILLAIN NPC 」

「 ODDLY ENOUGH 」

「 IT'S THE SHORT-LIVED ENEMIES THAT PEOPLE REMEMBER MORE THAN THEIR PASSING FRIENDS 」

「 AND THE MOST MEMORABLE VILLAIN THIS MONTH WAS AN EVIL LEMON 」

「 I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT HE WEARS A LAB COAT 」

「 HAS A LONG NOSE 」

「 AND COMMANDS AN ARMY OF SIMPSONS CHARACTERS 」

「 THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION THAT MAKES ANY SENSE TO ME 」

- Best Villain NPC: Lemon Lord and his troupe -

「 BEST WRITER 」

Taylor grinned, pulling a rope and dropping a large wall onto the stage.

「 HAVE TO PRESERVE THE ILLUSION 」 Taylor said with a grin, turning around and looking at a series of computers, connected to the stage via Skype. 「 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS NERDS. CHARACTERS AREN'T ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE SCREENS, AM I RIGHT?' 」

"No Taylor, you're wrong." One of the screens said. "This whole ceremony is non-canon anyway so we can break the fourth wall all you like."

Taylor looked at the screens, confusion turning into revulsion.

「 YOU MEAN… 」

「 I DON'T GET TO REPOPULATE AN ISLAND WITH THAT CRAZY SPIDER GIRL? 」

"If you do, it doesn't count." The voice pointed out, before the computer was launched from the desk by a swing of Taylor's screw.

「 BEST WRITER OF THE MONTH IS LOBOS_DEL_RAYO 」

Taylor stomped over to the wall by the curtains and smashed it down by driving his screw into it.

「 EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS 」

- Best Writer: Lobos -

「 BEST PLAYER 」

Once the wall came down, Taylor stood in front of everyone over again. 「 BEST PLAYER! 」, he shouted angrily.

「 THIS AWARD GOES TO THE CHEATER WITH THE BIGGEST SENSE OF UNFAIR PLAY! 」

「 LIARS AND THIEVES THAT PUT HOTELS DOWN ON MAYFAIR AND SWAP THEIR HANDS WITH THE BANK IN CLUEDO 」

「 THE PLAYER THAT ALWAYS WINS THROUGH THEIR OWN- HEY! 」 Taylor shouted, pointing into the crowd as Altair was running through the aisles, having broken out of his bonds. 「 HEY, GET BACK HERE! YOU…. YOU SON OF A SUBMARINER! 」

Slapping his hand into his face, Taylor was beginning to look visibly tired. This night was not going well.

「 THE BEST PLAYER OF THE MONTH IS JUSTALITTLEGIRL 」

Taylor froze, then smirked, turning to look back at the writer's screens.

「 WE NEED TO TALK AFTER THE SHOW, GIRLYBOY 」

- Best Player: JustALittleGirl -

「 HARDEST MONTH TO AWARD 」

Turning back to the seats, Taylor skipped towards the front of the stage.

「 IT'S GETTING LATE IN THE YEAR, AND WE'RE GOING TO LOOK BACK AT THE OTHER MONTHS THAT HAVE HELD CEREMONIES 」

「 SOME MONTHS HAVE BEEN ACTIVE AND JAM-PACKED WITH EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES 」

「 SOME MONTHS HAVE BEEN BARREN AND DESOLATE 」

「 THIS AWARD GOES OUT TO THE MONTH THAT'S BEEN THE HARDEST TO VOTE FOR 」

Taylor grabbed a calendar and started shaking it, making pages fall out as the glue came loose.

「 AND THE WINNER IS… OCTOBER 」

「 THAT'S… THIS MONTH 」

「 OH… 」

- Hardest Month To Award: October -

「 VICER OF THE MONTH 」

Perking up again, Taylor's happy smile was starting to crack slightly. He just had to hold it together for a few more minutes.

「 OUR FINAL AWARD GOES TO THE BEST VICER OF THE MONTH 」

「 LIKE ANY VICE, A GOOD VICER KNOWS HOW TO HOLD SOMEONE BY THE BALLS AND TO FIRMLY SQUEEZE UNTIL THEY POP 」

「 THEY CAN ALSO HOLD THINGS STILL WHILE YOU SAW THROUGH THEM 」

「 REALLY EASY TO CLEAN TOO 」

「 MINE'S BLUE 」

「 AND OUR TOP VICER THIS MONTH IS… 」

Taylor opens the envelope, and almost burst into tears.

「 ME. 」

「 IT'S ME 」

「 THANK YOU EVERYONE 」

「 THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 」

「 I'M SO HAPPY, I MIGHT JUST NEED TO BREAK SOMETHING 」

Grinning, Taylor tossed his screw into the air and kicked it into the wall, causing the entire theatre to shake.

「 EXITS CAN BE FOUND HERE, HERE, HERE AND ANYWHERE CONVENIENT HOLES APPEAR IN THE WALLS 」

「 FORM AN ORDERLY CUE AND TRY TO AVOID THE FALLING DEBRIS 」

「 THANKS FOR COMING AND GOODNIGHT! 」

- Vicer Of The Month: SamJaz -

「 A FEW MINUTES LATER... 」

Taylor stood amongst the rubble, grinning.

What a pointless evening. What a terrible excuse to congratulate and judge each other.

He couldn't wait to bring each one of these sick freaks to their knees.

Reaching between the broken rocks, Taylor picked up a broken comb and started walking towards the river, coming his hair and dusting off his jacket.

He had a hot date down at the docks.

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@taylor: Great job lol XD

Post by SamJaz (13,064 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@waybig1010101: Thanks. It was a lot more tiring than usual for some reason.

Post by waybig1010101 (4,076 posts) See mini bio Level 14
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@SamJaz: Hey, it looks great, so all that hard work paid off IMO = )

Post by Vapovile (2,210 posts) See mini bio Level 16
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@SamJaz: Nice work Sam! Loved the awards.

Post by takashichea (14,329 posts) See mini bio Level 25
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Awesome job to everyone!

Post by Justalittlegirl (1,144 posts) See mini bio Level 11

Dan Drake. My Dan's last name is Drake.

Otherwise, this is as good as it gets when it comes to the awards. We need more Taylor.

Post by Kuma_From_Argentina (7,000 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@taylor: Great job, next month is mine... so be ready

Post by Kuma_From_Argentina (7,000 posts) See mini bio Level 14

ANIMEVICE RPG NOVEMBER AWARDS

In the middle of a luxurious theatre stage a set of heavy red curtains open and the spotlights aim at an empty spot. Somewhere in the unlit portions of the stage somebody whistles and in a rush the spotlights move towards the sound. Kuma from Argentina, a 23 years old young man from Argentina (duh!) is standing on the stage dressed with a formal pair of pants, shirt and suit vest. He sports a short dark blond hair and a neatly trimmed beard. He starts talking with heavily accented English…

-Welcome ladies, gents and those of unspecified gender, welcome to the Animevice RPG Monthly Awards! NOVEMBER EDITION!!! Why did I shout November? I don’t freaking know!!!-

-I’m your host this month Kuma and I bring my full roster of characters here- He looks around trying to find the character, but it’s useless…

-Where the hell are those guys? –Whispering, he turns to the side and shouts at the backstage. – HAHA! Very funny fuckers! Get your sorry asses to stage right now…don’t make me go get you!-

-No chance fatso you’re there on your own. - A voice replies to his threats from the side. – And don’t try anything funny, I have you on the sights of my sniper so start the damn awards before I shoot you.- This was more than enough evidence, added to the snark filled tone, that the one doing the threats now was Falken Degiraz, Mercenary Extraordinaire…

-Okay, okay, I’ll do it on my own, but you aren’t getting new weapons any time soon after this…- He replied shouting and then added in a whisper. –You half assed dog of fortune. - Falken, thanks to his enhanced senses noticed that and shot a warning shot under Kuma’s feet, who jumped to the side in panic and quickly recovered his composure.

-Damnit… Well I think I’ll have to start on my own, my characters had unionized after seeing how Gen is constantly damaged or captured and they want me to sign a contract to stop that from happening to them… Long story short they are rioting. - He looked at the floor for a moment with immense sorrow but he quickly recuperated from that sudden down on his mood.

-Well we won’t let that sour the mood, wont we? We have a very special night, as it’s the last award ceremony before the YEARLY VICEVERSE AWARDS! We had a full year of uninterrupted activity so this will be even better! - With this he regained the same enthusiasm level he had when he started the ceremony.

-But before starting, let’s us thank our Sponsors, Jardsam Moving Company, getting an Empire out one at the time, Kuro-san Therapy, forget about your ex-girlfriend…your name…your family and etc.- He looked at his suit. –And also I want to thank the Seamstress Guild for providing every piece of clothing I’m wearing!-

A massive screen switches on behind him, the characters of the Viceverse flashing around as orchestral music sounds. –Let’s start this bitch up! - A booming voice starts presenting the Awards (<BOOMING VOICE>)

<Best Hero, I need a hero!>

<The Nominees are :>

Callis / Haruko / Crow / Dan / Jose / Leora / Hitomi/ Chase

-We have quite the turn up for this award this month! Many do-gooders kicking ass for Justice, but only one will take the gold this time around. - Kuma looked to the side of the stage. –And now, to deliver the award we have…- He looks at the prompt screen with surprise and sighs, mumbling something akin to “damnit couldn’t we get any better” –Izumi Hayashi, from Inazuma Class L.-

-Thanks for having me. - With gentle grace she bowed at the audience while she carried a golden envelope. –Whoever wins this category has proven time and time again their good heart and their commitment to justice. Is an honor to deliver such esteemed price to whoever deserves it.-

-Thank you Izumi-Chan, let’s see the screen to get the winners.- Kuma spoke as he pointed at the screen while the booming voice started again and a drum roll followed him

<The Winner is: >

DUAL WINNERS: Crow Cementerio and Haruko Miyata.

K:-The Gunslinger and the Combat Seamstress take the gold in November! They beat Knights, Martial Artists, other Seamstress and Healers, Congratulations…-

I:-So that’s Crow Cementerio? I think I understand Alicia… is it me or is getting hotter?-

K:-Calm down your horses and go backstage we need to keep delivering the prices-

<Best Neutral, Should I stay or should I go!>

<The Nominees are :>

Haruko / Huntsman / Eve / Dan / Sid / Marceline / Warden / Shin

-Well, let’s see who deserves the Switzerland award, for the guys who think about themselves the most, or at least have a pendulum instead of a compass when it comes to morality - Kuma looks at the screen as the names flash around, as if they were part of casino roulette each time with the booming voice shouting their names.

<The Winner is: >

DOUBLE TIE: HARUKO AND HUNSTMAN!

-The Seamstress takes another alignment award, and Huntsman shares the podium leaving the others biting their dust.- Kuma shouts excitedly as the new award prompt appears and from the side enters Ikari Fukushi, new addition to his roster.

<Best Villain, Bad to the bone >

<The Nominees are :>

The Seasonal Sisters / Taylor / Kuro-san / Masako/ Miles / Jardsam/ Pumpkin Lord

-Ikari! Nice having you here, even before your official debut after getting a bio, how’re you tonight?- Kuma, relieved of having somebody to help talks to the imposing and scare inducing assassin as if he was talking to an old friend

-Sorry, no time for small talk, I’ve come to inform you that we are taking over for a while, as we just realized we are many more than you and you can’t stop us.- Ikari places his hand over Kuma’s shoulder, who is too shocked to speak.

Finally he utters –Wait, wha- before being interrupted by a grappling hook catching him from the back and pulling him to the backstage. –fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff- He tried to insult but he was unceremoniously silenced after a loud *KNOCK* noise, surely a garrote.

-Well then, who of these pansies got the villain of the month award? When I get here I’ll show them what real hatred is, but for the time being, let’s see who won…

<The Winner is: >

MULTI-TIE: EVERYBODY WINS, JUST THIS ONCE EVERYBODY WINS

-Pffft, pitiful, what is this villain kindergarten? - With that said the Assassin left the stage as another man, this time with a metallic arm replaced him.

<Best Fight, Fight ‘til you drop, never stop, can’t give up>

<The Nominees are :>

Gen Rescue Squad vs. Baku, Mu, Uta and Andy / Everybody vs Fruit Lords / Vs Demon Goddess in Another Roll of the Dice

-Good evening everyone I’m Kensei Fukitsuna, an instructor of Inazuma Gakuen. First of all I want to thank you all for allowing me this chance, as surely you know I’m the best at judging combat techniques.- Fukitsuna entered with a smug smile as from the opposite side Kotetsu Kurogane, the Gun Shinobi also moved into the stage.

-Yes we are here to represent Class M in Inazuma and prove that the best combats are the ones that show the progress of our trade rather than dusty traditions held by a fossilized arche*SWISH*- Kurogane tried to speak ill of Garo, who from the audience shot an arrow that destroyed the ear mounted microphone the Shinobi was carrying.

Fukitsuna started speaking again as soon as Kotetsu left the stage shivering. –Well let’s see who exemplified combat this month.-

<The Winner is: >

EVERYBODY VS THE FRUIT LORDS, GET REEEEEEEADY TO RUMBLE AND MAKE SMOOTHIES OUT OF THEM

-The battle against the Fruit Lords takes the gold, beating Demon Goddesses and Full Metal Yakuzas… I’ll leave you with the next host, enjoy the show. - And with that Fukitsuna left as a imposing figure in a white karate Gi entered the stage

<Best Bromance, Bromantic ageru yo>

<The Nominees are :>

Haruko and Dan / Leora and Harvester of Autumn / John and Haruko / Ciel and Elliot

-Yo fools! Goemon Williams here, Karate Master and BHA Agent, ready to present this award, about the importance of a bromance. - Goemon picked the microphone. –I’ll sing about it! -

“Ohhhhhhh”

-Sorry Goemon, but we don’t have time for this; carry one without the musical number. – A voice from backstage stopped him

-Aw man! I wanted to turn my pipes on… damn…well here are the winners.- Without any enthusiasm the massive Karate Master pointed at the screen as he left the stage with a depressed walk towards the side.

<The Winners are: >

LEORA AND THE HARVESTER OF AUTUMN!

<Best Rivalry, RIVAL HEROES!>

<The Nominees are :>

Huntsman Vs Sam / Traditionalist vs Modernist in Inazuma / Anna vs Elyssa

-Hello people! What’s up in the house? - Yuriko Kazegawa, master of any techniques involving her fists (In Martial Arts you perverts) entered the stage with a radiant smile. –Rivals help us discover our maximum potential and give us something to achieve. That’s why we honor them with this award.-

<The Winner is: >

HUNTSMAN VS SAM. TENTACLES VS KEYS THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

-I hope these two don’t learn how to be proper rivals; more power isn’t exactly what they need. - Yuriko smile awkwardly as she left the stage, letting the next host, or in this case pair of hosts.

<Crowning Moment of Awesome, Everything is Awesome! >

<The Nominees are :>

Hitomi one shooting berserker Samjaz / Red Lighting in Osaka / Pink Comet in Cave / Spear User getting blown up in L7 /Villain appearance in Moonlit Revival

-FUCK YEAH BOY! We are hosting an award ceremony- Jack shouted as he high fived Tobia.

-YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS! WESTERN DOGS ARE IN THA HOUSE!!!- Tobia replied to his friend as both also high fived the guns attached to their arms.

-You both suck and you should be ashamed of yourselves. - Falken shouted from the backstage and Jack Goldhound quickly replied. –Fuck you Falken, we were called to do this award because we are awesome and I don’t see you up here hosting- Tobia added with equal enthusiasm. –Yeah dog! We rule.-

-Then why aren’t you in the nominees, you pair of professional idiots!- The Mercenary shouted at them once again to which Tobia replied. –I take offense to that! We are very proud to do our job, we like it so much we would do it for free. - A generalized laughter filled the room as Jack facepalmed himself.

-Well that solves that mystery, get on with the damn awards, I have people to kill…I mean places to go!- With that said the screen started spinning a gallery of awesome moments nominated.

<The Winner is: >

DOUBLE TIE: HITOMI BEATING SAMJAZ and RED LIGHTING IN OSAKA!

As Tobia finally understood his error he started leaving as Jack closed the category. –Well then, I’ll leave you with the next host.-

<Crowning Moment of Funny, Happypeople is in tha house, TAFuna egao de >

<The Nominees are :>

Chase and bucket of Glue / Toni vs Crow Mess / Dan in the aftermath of the fight against the FMY

-Good evening my fellow characters and my fellow writers, as I, the great Katsuo Sakurai, am an artist just like you. - The Poet Swordsman from Inazuma Class L talked with poise and calm, until he received a swift kick in the shin by other host Lei Sheng Conroy, the kick master from Class M.

-Shut your trap idiot, we got this bloody category because everybody laughs at us. All those bloody wank stains! I want to kick them all- The Wallaby didn’t seem to be enjoying this as much as Katsuo did.

-Calm down oh colleague of mine, making people laugh is a noble cause and skill- But as Katsuo spoke, Lei Sheng already was leaving. –FUCK YOU CUNTS, I’m going home!-

-Well, let’s see who won this…-

<The Winner is: >

DAN, AFTER FIGTHING THE FMY.

-Nothing beats humor about genitalia, it’s so classy. - Katsuo, speaking honestly, leaves allowing the next host to enter…

<Best Tearjerker Moment, So I cry, I pray and I beg >

<The Nominees are :>

Reliving Katie's parents' death in Into the Looking Glass / Leora Dying / Alicia Weston Backstory

-Hello my puppets. - Sakka Jakuuma entered the stage with a confident stride and a notepad under her arm. –As the best writer in this world I know how to do Drama, so I was chosen to host this award…It’s a shame they didn’t call me to judge it.-

-Nonetheless, here is the winner for this category. - *SCREEN SPINNING*

<The Winner is: >

TRIPLE THREAT TIE: EVERYBODY WINS, ONCE AGAIN, EVERYBODY WINS…

-All so equally tragic, I think I need a tissue…- Sakka left as abruptly as she entered, making space for the next host.

<Best Line, Hail to the King baby!>

<The Nominees are :>

"Why yes Crow, I have found my balls. Here, take a look." Dan in Osaka II

-Fancy a grenade mate? - Andy the Sniper

“Oh, fancy meeting you here mate, I didn’t notice you were here…bah, I didn’t care.” Andy, Osaka.

"OI! WOMBATS! RAMPAGE OVER, WE'RE GOING HUNTING!" - SamJaz in Lemon Lord

"WHAT...THE...FUCK?! So you're the prick who shot at me?! You're an Inazuma dude! That's it; I'm kicking your ass right now just to show you show much you FUCKED UP!" Sid to Andy in Osaka Ablaze

Fireworks explode in the rim of the stage, raising a shower of red sparks and smoke. Amid the mayhem a figure in black zip lines to the spotlight, Falken Degiraz has arrived.

-Hello good people in the theatre! I’m here to give the award to Best Line. - The fireworks slowly vanish from the air as Falken grabs the microphone. –Giving a cool line is mostly about set up and opportunity; one needs to know when to speak and when to stay in silence.-

-Naturally cool guys, like me, know exactly the right time to give a badass one-liner and so can you if you buy my new “1001 One Liners with Falken” Blu-ray.- He takes a Blu-ray from his coat. –With this baby you will learn the theory of One-Liners so you can apply them to your everyday life, just 49.99 $, buy it now or screw yourself.- Falken presses his ear, as if he was listening through a device and nods.

-Well, they told me I’m getting sued for that commercial outburst, but it was worth it. Now, here is your winner.-

<The Winner is: >

"Why yes Crow, I have found my balls. Here, take a look." Dan in Osaka II

-Baddasitude comes in many forms, sometimes, even double entendre. - Falken leaves, and a new pair enters.

<Best Couple, X and Y sitting under a tree>

<The Nominees are :>

Huntsman and Eve / Mr. and Mrs. Shishioh / Crow and Toni /Sam and Luna /Crown and Hag

*BIP* -We are sorry to inform there aren’t any strong couples in Kuma’s roster, thus we can’t have anybody hosting how it should be, so please enjoy this video of a kitty playing the piano- *BIP*

<The Winner is: >

HUNTSMAN AND EVE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE WEIRD SEX THEY HAVE *SHIVERS*

<Best Ship, You're here, there's nothing I fear. >

<The Nominees are :>

Haruko and Dan / Leora X Harvester of Autumn / Alicia and Conrad / Arthur and Lincent / Archer and Toramaru

Entering this time to the stage is Toramaru, who looks at the screen with evident discomfort. –Why did I have to do this one, cant I exchange it with anybody else?-

-Maybe with Archer, you already exchange sooooo much with him.-

-Oh shut up Falken!-

-Make me!-

<The Winner is: >

MULTIPLE TIE! EVERYBODY WINS….AGAIN

-Sigh…I’m going to be in my room...- Toramaru leaves depressed (at this point is it a pattern?) and a new host gets into the stage

<Best Story thread, Never Ending Story LALALA LALALA LALALA >

<The Nominees are :>

Osaka Ablaze / Another Roll of the Dice / Lucky 7 / Lemon Lord / The Cave / Crossing Paths

-I’m going to make this quick people.- Reiji Fukuma impressive frame thunders into stage. –I’m not too available, just coming here will get those government Dogs of the JHWAB behind him like a pack of rabid idiots. - Reiji looks at the screen. –Heh, at least I got one…right, quick! The winner is….get a drumroll here people!-

<The Winner is: >

DOUBLE TIE: OSAKA ABLAZE AND ANOTHER ROLL OF THE DIE!

<Best Location, New York, New York, New Yoooooork>

<The Nominees are :>

Sakurajima Island /Jujce / Lava Chamber in Into the Looking Glass / Osaka /Happy Hour – Bill’s Blues

-Hello everybody, my name is Yami Kizuato, agent of the JHWAB and I’m hosting the best Location award. - He looks at the audience with a smile. –You may ask why I’m doing this, what’s my point in this so thematically driven awards ceremony… truth to be told I don’t fucking know, but instead of explaining I’ll cut right into it…- His smile gets a bit childish. –Get it? I’ll cut right into it…Get it?-

<The Winner is: >

OSAKA! KANSAI’S FINEST CITY IS A THE FINEST BATTLEFIELD OF THE MONTH!

<Best NPC, I’m the great pretender >

<The Nominees are :>

Jin the Half Tengu in Cave / Harold / Reiji Fukuma / The Inazuma Class L Girls / Owen / Old Boat Captain in Cave / Shin

-I used to be an NPC, but now I’m getting a bio, so to say goodbye to any chances of winning this category I was placed to host this one. - Rin Shishioh, dressed in a gorgeous formal dress speaks to the audience with conviction. –Every NPC in the theatre, you can still get this promotion, I may do it first, but every single of you may get one bio someday… You only need to believe….-

-Even me? - Mamoru Iyana stood up, his disgusting face filled with hope.

-No, you suck Iyana, now shut up and go back to the dark corner you came from while the award is given to…-

<The Winner is: >

OWEN! EVERYBODY LOVES HIM IN L7, WILL WE SEE HIM ELSEWHERE?

<Best NPC Villain, Be prepared… >

<The Nominees are :>

Mamoru Iyana / Pumpkin Lord / Mr. and Mrs. Shishioh / Koibito Kishi from Flowers of the Gem girls / Pumpkin Lord(s henchmen) from Lemon Lord / The Demon goddesses in Another Roll / Fruit Lords

-As a former NPC Villain I know how hard this position can be, you never get the respect you deserve.- Speaking with a perfectly calm tone, Cavaler, the Head of the Crimson Knights from Orasul Sange is hosting this award.

-But you can shine, even if you only last a single thread. The candles that burn the fastest are also the brightest.- After his dramatic bow the screen behind started showing all the candidates

<The Winner are: >

FRUIT LORDS! FRUIT WARRIORS ON PARADE!

<Best Writer, WRITER OF THE MONTH>

<The Nominees are :>

Justalittlegirl /Lobos / Vapovile / Kuma

Callis Nomene enters the stage in his full Knight outfit. –Greetings Mes and Messa, I’m here to present the award for the best writer of the month, easily one of the most prestigious awards this ceremony gives. Still what’s important to know is that everybody is the best writer, this award is just a matter of who was on a roll this month. Everybody is an important part of this world and should be proud of it. - The Knight eyes got shiny and watery as he spoke from his heart, but from the backstage a lot of voices started in choir…

-GET ON WITH IT!-

-YES, GET ON WITH IT!-

-STOP WITH THE KNIGHTLY SHIT AND GET ON WITH IT!-

-Sigh, nobody has any tact or manners… Here are the winners.-

<The Winner is: >

DOUBLE TIE: JLG AND KUMA

<Best Player, PLAYER OF THE MONTH>

<The Nominees are :>

Vapoile / Waybig / Kuma / Sam / JLG

-Hello boys and girls, you seem awfully dElIcIoUs tonight! - Masako Hihashi, the Mad Predator entered the stage with the opposite attitude to Callis knightly walk. Rude, dirty and covered in coats of dry blood the Crazy K-1 stomped the wooden stage like a rhino.

-I was placed here because that Shishioh fucker is too big of a pussy to get here by himself… he surely just got sand on his vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. - A trap door opened and Masako fell down making a splash 40 seconds after starting to fall.

From the side Kuma reappeared. His elegant suit in tatters, many wounds over him and what seemed to be a piece of afro stuck through his hand. –Nobody, not even my own characters can talk shit about Gen… I’m the only who does that.-

-I took care of some “guards” and now I’m here to finish this! - As he gestured with his hands he noticed the afro and quickly removed before resuming his speech. –The Best Player is he who helps others and shows sportsmanship and camaraderie.-

He looks at the screen. –Everybody up here deserves it and also everybody who isn’t up here, as we all work for the forum. Now without further delay -*Drumroll*

<The Winner is: >

WAYBIG, NEW BLOOD COMETH!

-Congratulations Waybig! We hope you keep doing good work in the forum and enjoying yourself. - He turns to face Camera 2. –Now, before the Grand Finale, here are some personal awards.-

<PERSONAL AWARDS>

Callis’ Favorite Attack of Month: As Mes Shishioh is indisposed I will take his place this month, thus my pick for the best attack in the month surely goes to whoever used their skills strategically and in an astute manner. So the award goes for Mes Renen, after his splendid two phase attack with the rocks as a cover and the subsequent kick to the neck. Truthfully breath-taking strategy

Best Art Contest Host: Kuma

Best Non-RP thread of the month - The RPG Art Contest

Most minions award: Lemon Lord

Superb Henchmen Hiring Award: Lords of Lemon Lord

<VICER OF THE MONTH!!!>

<The Nominees are :>

Vapovile /Justalittlegirl / Kuma /Waybig

-The big one is here and I don’t have any jokes or comments, I’ll just let this play out as it is.-

<The Winner is: >

TRIPLE THREAT TIE: VAPOVILE, JLG and KUMA!

The stage fills up with the full roster of Kuma’s characters and NPCs, yet neither Kuro-san or Gen Shishioh are around. –Thank you very much for joining us tonight, I hope you enjoyed the awards and get prepared for the next month with the Annual Awards and a special surprise that will be announced then. Once again thanks and have a great day!-

Post by waybig1010101 (4,076 posts) See mini bio Level 14
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@Kuma_From_Argentina:

lol XD

great job Kuma = )

and thank you to anybody who voted for me or my characters even though I'm surprise about Chase bing a Hero candidate considering how many people he killed recently lol :3

Post by Kuma_From_Argentina (7,000 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@waybig1010101: Thanks

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@waybig1010101:

Congrats on being the best player of the month! and congrats to everyone in this month. Congrats to Kuma for on writing this month's Vice Awards.

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@takashichea:

thanks taka = )

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