New Vice Awards

Topic started by Kuma_From_Argentina on Sept. 4, 2011. Last post by Kuma_From_Argentina 3 weeks, 4 days ago.
Post by waybig1010101 (3,741 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@Vapovile: lol yeah i figure I could just throw in a bunch of stuff for fun.

Post by waybig1010101 (3,741 posts) See mini bio Level 14

so real quick...who do i give my votes to this time?

Post by Kuma_From_Argentina (6,924 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@waybig1010101: Samjaz

Post by waybig1010101 (3,741 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@Kuma_From_Argentina: okay thank you for the info

Post by taylor (308 posts) See mini bio Level 11

OCTOBER 2014

The venue was a burned down theatre in the backstreets of London. Sunlight poured through the windows as rain fell through the gaps in the ceiling. A few brave souls ventured into the building- deemed fit to collapse, all to see the small, dark haired man on the stage.

「 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 」

「 YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 」

「 WHEN THE ROAD LOOKS ROUGH AHEAD 」

「 AND YOU'RE MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE WARM BED 」

「 YOU JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOUR OLD PAL SAID 」

「 BOY YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME 」

「 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL OCTOBER AWARDS 」

「 HERE WE CELEBRATE ALL THE PLAYERS, CHARACTERS, AND STORIES BETTER THAN MINE 」

「 WE HAVE THE VOTES, AND THIS WILL BE COMPLETELY FAIR! 」

「 SO, LET'S JUST START RIGHT ON WITH THIS CHARADE! 」

「 BEST HERO 」

Taylor's smile faded slightly, and he started pacing the stage, talking into the screw in his hand.

「 WE ALL LOVE OUR HEROES 」

「 HONEST 」

「 EXCELLENT 」

「 ROBUST 」

「 ORIGINAL 」

「 THIS AWARD GOES TO THOSE WHO BEST EXEMPLIFY THESE FINE ATTRIBUTES 」

「 THOSE WHO SELFLESSLY RISK THEIR LIVES FOR OTHERS, EXPECTING NO REWARD OTHER THAN THE GLORY AND PRAISE OF OTHERS 」

「 AND THESE ATTENTION SEEKERS, WELL… 」

「 THIS MONTH IS A TIE BETWEEN TWO FAMED HEROES! 」

「 HARUKO MIYATA AND ALTAIR THE DESPOILER! 」

「 SADLY, MISS MIYATA COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT 」

「 SHE'S UNFORTUNATELY COME DOWN WITH A MILD CASE OF KNIVES IN THE THROAT 」

「 I'M SURE IT WAS A TRAINING ACCIDENT 」

「 WHICH MEANS THIS AWARD WILL HAVE TO GO TO- 」

There were muffled cries from one of the seats- a man was bound and gagged to one of the seats, his hands chained to the floor. His desperate struggles brought a smirk to Taylor's face.

「 SORRY ALTY-BOY. THIS ONE GOES TO ME. 」

- Best Hero: Haruko Miyata and Altair of the Creed -

「 BEST NEUTRAL 」

Shrugging, Taylor resumed his pacing.

「 OF COURSE, NOT ALL OF US HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO 」

「 SOME OF US ARE TOO COWARDLY 」

「 SOME OF US JUST DON'T HAVE THE MORAL COMPASS 」

「 SOME OF US ARE FORCED INTO ONE TOO MANY COMPROMISES 」

「 MOST OF US JUST DON'T CARE 」

「 AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE CELEBRATING THIS MONTH'S BEST NEUTRAL CHARACTER 」

「 I'M SURE YOU KNOW HIM WELL, THERE WAS OVERWHELMING SUPPORT FOR THIS CUTE LITTLE GUY 」

「 OUR WINNER IS… MOG! 」

「 COME UP HERE AND GIVE EVERYONE A SPEECH MOG! 」

Taylor stepped back from the spotlight as a little white figure, less than a metre in height, came onto the stage.

With little bat wing, a satchel and a little red bobble on its head, the little creature took the screw and stood in the spotlight created by sunlight and coughed. "Kupo! Kupo kupo kupo!" It said, before handing the screw back to Taylor.

「 LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND FOR MOG EVERYONE! 」

Taylor grinned, slamming his foot into the creature's back and launching it over the seats and out a broken window.

- Best Neutral: Master of Games -

「 BEST VILLAIN 」

Swinging his leg slightly, Taylor started walking again.

「 HERE, WE GET TO THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM 」

「 THE BAD BOYS 」

「 THE BULLIES 」

「 THE TYRANTS 」

「 THE MAD MEN WITH TOO MUCH POWER 」

「 ONLY THE MOST DIABOLICAL ARE REMEMBERED HERE 」

「 THE MOST EVIL, TWISTED, SICK INDIVIDUALS 」

「 THIS IS WHERE WE ANNOUNCE WHO IS THE MOST HATED BEING IN THE VICE RIGHT NOW 」

「 AND THE WINNER IS… 」

「 OH 」

Taylor looks at the card, dropping the envelope and falling back onto his backside.

「 OH WOW… 」

「 IT'S… IT'S ME… ]

「 I… I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY… 」

「 I MEAN… THAT'S HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT ME? 」

「 I… I'M HURT GUYS… 」

「 REALLY. 」

「 WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE AN AWARD FOR THIS? 」

「 THIS IS REALLY MEAN. 」

Getting to his feet, Taylor wiped the tears from his face and smiled.

「 JUST KIDDING 」

「 THIS MONTH'S MOST HEINOUS VILLAIN IS NONE OTHER THAN MYSELF 」

「 THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU JERKS WHO VOTED FOR ME 」

「 I'LL MAKE SURE TO VISIT EACH ONE OF YOU PERSONALLY IN YOUR HOMES SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY APPRECIATION 」

「 NEXT AWARD! 」

- Best Villain: Taylor -

「 BEST FIGHT 」

「 FIGHTS! 」

「 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR, RIGHT? 」

「 BECAUSE MIGHT MAKES RIGHT AND THE RULES ARE MADE BY THOSE WHO CAN ENFORCE THEM! 」

「 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BEST FIGHTS THAT HAVE HAPPENED THIS MONTH 」

「 ISN'T IT EMBARRASSING THAT EVERYONE WAS OUTDONE BY A BUNCH OF NAKED PEOPLE FIGHTING A BOWL OF FRUIT? 」

「 I'M NOT EVEN LYING THIS TIME 」

「 THAT WAS THE BEST FIGHT THIS MONTH 」

「 NAKED PEOPLE FIGHTING FRUIT 」

「 THAT'S JUST PATHETIC GUYS 」

「 AND THAT'S ME SAYING IT. 」

- Best Fight: Everyone Vs Lemon Lord and pals. -

「 BEST BROMANCE 」

「 KNOW WHAT'S MORE HOMOEROTIC THAN A BUNCH OF NAKED DUDES SWINGING THEIR SWORDS AT LEMONS? 」

「 BROMANCES 」

「 A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT THE SEX 」

「 AND WE HAVE A LOT OF THESE IMPOTENT PERVERTS THIS MONTH 」

「 THE FIRST IS A COMPLETE SEXLESS ORGY OF FRATERNAL FEELS 」

「 ANDY BONHAM, SID RENER, AND KEIJI NAKAHARA 」

「 THEN WE GET ALEISTER CROWN AND HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW ALVIN 」

「 OUR FAVOURITE TOTALLY-NOT-LESBIANS CIEL RHEA AND ELLIOTT FABRE 」

「 TWO ACTUALLY-NOT-LESBIANS OLIVIA KURUGI AND JULIA CREED 」

「 AND FINALLY, CHASE AND THE HUNTSMAN 」

「 NOW GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HATE EACH OTHER 」

- Best Bromance: Multiple Winners -

「 BEST RIVALRY 」

「 PEOPLE HATE EACH OTHER 」

「 SOME PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE MORE THAN OTHERS 」

「 SOME PEOPLE DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO SHOWING OTHER PEOPLE HOW MUCH THEY HATE ANOTHER 」

「 JUST LOOK AT ASH 」

「 HIS FRIEND GARY HAD BADGES, BABES, POKEMON AND A CAR 」

「 AND HIS BEST FRIEND COULDN'T EVEN CONGRATULATE HIM FOR HIS SUCCESSES 」

「 ASH WAS A BITTER, TWISTED TWERP 」

「 AND IT'S THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR WE'RE HERE TO CELEBRATE 」

「 THIS AWARD GOES TO THE COUPLE THAT HATE EACH OTHER MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE HATES ANYONE ELSE 」

「 ISN'T THAT LOVELY? 」

「 REWARDING SUCH MUTUAL HATRED? 」

「 IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU GUYS ARE EVEN MORE BITTER AND TWISTED THAN I AM 」

「 AND THAT'S WHY I AM SO HAPPY TO PUBLICLY SHAME HUNTSMAN, SWALLOWER, AND SAMJAZ 」

「 MAY WE MOCK THEIR TOXIC BROMANCE FOR MANY- 」

CRASH

Taylor looked down, seeing his foot had smashed through the rotten stage floor.

「 WHOOPS 」

- Best Rivalry: Swallower/Huntsman Vs SamJaz -

「 GEN'S LEAST FAVOURITE ATTACK 」

Taylor hauled himself out of the hole and and grinned.

「 KNOW WHAT THE BEST WAY TO BRING A BOXER TO HIS KNEES? 」

「 YOU SLAM A PICKAXE THROUGH HIS KNEECAP 」

「 AND THAT'S WHY THIS MONTH'S LOSER OF GEN'S FAVOURITE ATTACK AWARD GOES TO NONE OTHER 」

「 THAN ALVIN HIMMELSKARTE 」

「 SLAMMING PICKAXES INTO ALL SORTS OF PLACES IN OSAKA 」

「 IT'S A GOOD JOB HE'S BEING SLICES UP BY A SURGEON RIGHT NOW 」

「 OR HE MIGHT JUST LOSE HIS LUNCH AT THE SIGHT OF THIS MONSTER 」

- Gen's least favourite attack: Alvin's pickaxe -

「 CROWNING MOMENT OF AWESOME 」

「 SPEAKING OF MONSTERS, NOT EVERYONE IS A FAILURE LIKE ME 」

「 SOME PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO 」

「 SOME MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT THEY ARE AWESOME AT WHAT THEY DO 」

「 SOMETIMES, PEOPLE ACHIEVE A CROWNING MOMENT OF AWESOME 」

「 A SINGLE ACT THAT ONE CAN IDENTIFY AS THE SINGLE MOST AWESOME THING THEY HAVE EVER DONE IN THEIR LIVES 」

「 AND ONCE THIS HAS BEEN ACHIEVED, ONE WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING TO THAT LEVEL EVER AGAIN 」

「 THIS MONTH'S WINNER WILL NO LONGER GROW IN STRENGTH, BUT CAN ONLY DETERIORATE FROM HERE 」

「 SINCE HE'S ALREADY REACHED HIS PEAK 」

「 THIS POOR SOUL IS DAN HIBIKI 」

「 A PHEROMONE BRAWLER THAT JUMPED THROUGH WALLS AND FLOORS OF A BURNING BUILDING TO SNEAK ATTACK A MAN DRESSED AS A LEMON 」

「 THAT IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING HE WILL EVER ACHIEVE IN HIS LIFETIME 」

「 ON HIS TOMBSTONE, IT WILL READ: 」

「 HERE LIES DAN HIBIKI 」

「 HE DIDN'T USE THE STAIRS WHILE SNEAKING UP ON A GUY DRESSED AS A LEMON 」

「 I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HIM 」

- Crowning Moment Of Awesome: Dan's shortcut -

「 CROWNING MOMENT OF FUNNY 」

「 SOMEONE I CAN FEEL SORRY FOR ARE THE ENTRANTS TO OUR NEXT CATEGORY 」

「 HERE WE MOCK THE CLOWNS, THE SCREW-UPS AND THE IDIOTS 」

「 CELEBRATING THEIR SHAME AND REMINDING THEM OF THEIR INCOMPETENCE 」

「 ONE PLAYER, FOR EXAMPLE, TOOK GREAT DELIGHT IN MOCKING HUNTSMAN'S NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 」

「 WHERE HE LASHED OUT AT A FRIEND FOR HELPING HIM OUT 」

「 ANOTHER PLAYER WANTED TO REVEL IN THE DELIGHT THEY FELT IN WATCHING A TEENAGE GIRL 」

「 ELLIOTT FABRE, INFECTED WITH THE FLU 」

「 VOMIT VIOLENTLY WHILE BEING DRAGGED TO AN ENEMY SPACE STATION IN THE OPENING PAGES OF MOON REACH 」

「 ANOTHER PLAYER FOUND JARDSAM'S ATTEMPTS TO SAVE THE PLANET THROUGH SONG POSITIVELY TICKLING TO HIS STOMACH 」

「 MOCKING THEIR SAVIOUR'S HEROISM 」

「 BUT THE GREATEST, CRUELLEST, MOST DIABOLICAL ACT OF SCHADENFREUDE WAS ENACTED BY THE ONE WHO FOUND HILARITY 」

「 IN THE VERY MOMENT DAN HIBIKI REACHED HIS PEAK 」

「 YES, EVEN HIS MOST VALIANT ACT WAS THE SOURCE OF MIRTH TO THOSE WHO MOCKED HIS PAIN, EVEN AS HE FOUGHT TO SAVE THEIR LIVES 」

「 TRULY, THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN BULLYING 」

「 ONLY VICTIMS AND TRAGEDY 」

- Crowning Moment Of Funny: Multiple ties -

「 TEARJERKER OF THE MONTH 」

「 BUT ISN'T IT FUNNY? 」

「 ALMOST COMICAL REALLY 」

「 THIS PAIN AND MISERY EVIDENTLY SO HILARIOUS TO ALL 」

「 BRINGS NO SMILES WHEN INFLICTED UPON LITTLE GIRLS? 」

「 WHEN SUFFERING BRINGS TEARS OF EMPATHY INSTEAD OF TEARS OF JOY 」

「 THE JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY 」

「 AND COMEDY BECOMES A TEAR JERKER 」

「 A DISGUSTING DOUBLE STANDARD IF YOU ASK ME, BUT NOBODY DOES 」

「 THE SADDEST EVENT THIS MONTH WAS WHEN A HOMUNCULUS STITCHED TOGETHER BY AN ATTRACTIVELY MURDEROUS YOUNG LADY 」

「 WAS TEMPORARILY PARALYSED 」

「 LET'S IGNORE THAT A BRAVE MAN'S PROUDEST MOMENT WAS BELITTLED BY ALL 」

「 A SMALL CHILD WAS INCONVENIENCED 」

「 SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE WAAAMBULANCE 」

- Tearjerker Of The Month: Cosmina's Paralysis -

「 BEST LINE OF THE MONTH 」

「 OUR NEXT AWARD IS SOMETHING WORTH CELEBRATING 」

「 WITTY ONE LINERS 」

「 SNAPPY COME BACKS 」

「 ACCUSATIONS CONCERNING A PERSON'S MOTHER 」

「 ALL THE WIT AND BANTER OF THE MONTH OF OCTOBER HAVE BEEN CONDENSED TO FOUR STATEMENTS MADE BY FOUR GENTLEMEN 」

「 CROW 」

"As my gramps always said a jammed gun is about as useful as bag of wet mice.”
- Crow in Lucky Seven

「 FALKEN 」

"–How low the Gunslingers have fallen if their sole representative gets a bit teary eyed for a piece of shit criminal? - The Mercenary chuckled for a second. –You make me laugh Cementerio, so I will ask only one more time, where is Tesla? I need to take something from him and you’re on my way." -Falken in Identity Theft

「 MYSELF 」

「 HI, PAPA JOHN'S? CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE AND PINEAPPLE TO DELIVER. 」
- Taylor in Flashmob

「 MASAKO 」

"yOu bItCh! i’M tHe oNe wHo dEaLs tHe pAiN, nOt tHe oNe wHo rEcEivEs it!!!"
- Masako in Osaka Ablaze

「 OH, AND SOMEONE LIKED HUNTSMAN'S ANGRY RANT I GUESS 」

「 NOT THAT I CARE ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT IT 」

「 THE LESSON HERE KIDS 」

「 IS THAT NO MATTER HOW SMART OR WITTY YOU THINK YOU ARE 」

「 THERE ARE AT LEAST FOUR OTHER PEOPLE SAYING SOMETHING EVEN MORE BRILLIANT AT THAT VERY MOMENT 」

「 AND ONE OF THEM WON'T EVEN GIVE A DAMN 」

- Best Line Of The Month: Multiple Ties -

「 BEST COUPLE 」

「 SPEAKING ABOUT THINGS NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT, LET'S TALK ABOUT BETTER LOVE STORIES THAN TWILIGHT 」

「 THE STORY OF ALEISTER AND HAGANE CROWN 」

「 THAT'S ABOUT IT 」

「 TWILIGHT IS THE SECOND GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER MADE 」

- Best Couple: Aleister and Hagane Crown -

「 BEST SHIP 」

「 LET'S TALK BOATS 」

「 MANY CULTURES WILL ARRANGE MARRIAGES BETWEEN TWO PARTNERS BY PUTTING THEM ONTO A SMALL BOAT 」

「 THEN, THE PARENTS OF THESE NEWLYWEDS WILL SHOVE THEM OUT TO SEA 」

「 EXPECTING THEM TO FIND THEIR OWN ISLAND TO POPULATE 」

「 THIS TRADITION IS CALLED 'SHIPPING', AND THE PRACTICE CONTINUES TODAY IN JAPANESE CULTURE 」

「 SO THIS CATEGORY WILL BE PROVIDING A NUMBER OF LUCKY COUPLES TICKETS TO ROMANTIC GETAWAYS FOR TWO! 」

「 OWEN SOLELL AND IRENE! 」

「 JARDSAM AND THE SONG OF SUMMER! 」

「 RIN COWBELL AND RIN COWBELL! 」

「 HELWENDE CHASE AND HUNTSMAN 」

「 MOOSHY CROWN THE MOOSHROOM AND FELIX MIYATA THE MELONCAT 」

「 AND FINALLY, MARIKA ARACHNE AND MYSELF 」

Taylor looked into the crowd, winking at his date and blowing her a kiss.

「 WOULD OUR LUCKY COUPLES MEET TONIGHT AT THE HARBOUR AFTER THE SHOW TO COLLECT YOUR PRIZES 」

「 AND REMEMBER 」

「 PLEASE WEAR PROTECTION TONIGHT 」

「 WEAR A LIFEJACKET 」

「 AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS 」

- Best Ship: Multiple Ties -

「 BEST CHARACTER CREATION GUIDE 」

「 SPEAKING OF PROTECTION 」

「 WE'VE HAD A PERILOUS MONTH THIS OCTOBER 」

「 BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOURSELF SAFE IN THESE TROUBLED WATERS 」

「 WITH THE ANIMEVICE RPG CHARACTER CREATION GUIDE, PROUD SPONSORS OF THE MONTHLY AWARDS CEREMONY 」

「 HAND CRAFTED BY ARGENTINIAN BEARS IN HUMANE CONDITIONS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT 」

「 REMEMBER! 」

「 ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT BAD CHARACTERS 」

- Best Character Creation Guide: Kuma -

「 BEST STORY 」

「 WELCOME BACK TO WHO'S AWARD IS IT ANYWAY? 」

「 WHERE THE AWARDS ARE MADE UP AND THE VOTES DON'T MATTER 」

「 OUR NEXT EVENT IS ONE CALLED BEST STORY 」

「 AND THIS ELECTION ENDED IN A LANDSLIDE 」

「 WITH FIFTY PERCENT OF OUR VOTERS ALL SHOWING THEIR SUPPORT 」

「 TO MY QUARTER MASTER AND FUTURE ISLAND POPULATION PARTNER 」

「 MARIKA ARACHNE, IN BRING ME HER EYES! 」

「 OH, AND ASHLEA PRIMROSE TOO I GUESS 」

「 BUT I DON'T OWE HER ANY ISLAND BABIES SO SCREW HER 」

- Best Story: Bring Me Her Eyes -

「 BEST LOCATION 」

「 SPEAKING OF LOCATIONS TO SHIP YOURSELF TOO 」

「 SOME PEOPLE LIKE SOME PLACES MORE THAN HERE 」

「 WHICH MAKES SENSE 」

「 THIS IS A BURNED DOWN THEATRE AFTER ALL 」

Taylor sidestepped as a large piece of ceiling crumbled down and smashed through the stage, leaving a large hole in the ground.

「 SO, IF YOU HAD ANY PLANS TO TRAVEL AFTER THIS SHOW AND YOU AREN'T BEING SHIPPED 」

「 SOME OF OUR MORE GLOBETROTTING FRIENDS SENT IN THEIR VOTES FOR THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH 」

「 AND THE BEST LOCATION ON EARTH IS JUJCE, THE LEMON INFESTED VILLAGE OF TURKEY 」

「 A GREAT PLACE FOR NAKED MURDER PARTIES, I'M TOLD 」

Taylor's lip quivered, and he fell back onto the floor, sobbing. "Dammit man I can't do this I can't do this…" He whimpered. "Everyone else got friends to help them… I've got nobody…"

"I'm all alone…" Taylor whispered.

- Best Location: Jujce -

「 BEST NPC 」

Within seconds, Taylor had rolled back up to his feet and was grinning at the audience.

「 JUST KIDDING! 」

「 LET'S TALK ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT! 」

「 NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS ARE GENERALLY PEOPLE THAT ARE ONLY USEFUL OR INTERESTING FOR A SINGLE DAY IN THEIR MISERABLE LITTLE LIVES 」

「 OWEN, KUSURI AND INOUE! 」

「 THREE NOBODIES THAT MANAGED TO MAKE THEIR MARK ON PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT 」

「 AND SOON, THEY WILL HAVE FULFILLED THEIR PURPOSE AND WILL FADE ONCE MORE INTO OBSCURITY 」

「 BYE EUAN 」

「 BYE KISSY 」

「 BYE ENUO 」

「 NOBODY CARED ABOUT YOU ANYWAY 」

- Best NPC: Multiple Ties -

「 BEST VILLAIN NPC 」

「 ODDLY ENOUGH 」

「 IT'S THE SHORT-LIVED ENEMIES THAT PEOPLE REMEMBER MORE THAN THEIR PASSING FRIENDS 」

「 AND THE MOST MEMORABLE VILLAIN THIS MONTH WAS AN EVIL LEMON 」

「 I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT HE WEARS A LAB COAT 」

「 HAS A LONG NOSE 」

「 AND COMMANDS AN ARMY OF SIMPSONS CHARACTERS 」

「 THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION THAT MAKES ANY SENSE TO ME 」

- Best Villain NPC: Lemon Lord and his troupe -

「 BEST WRITER 」

Taylor grinned, pulling a rope and dropping a large wall onto the stage.

「 HAVE TO PRESERVE THE ILLUSION 」 Taylor said with a grin, turning around and looking at a series of computers, connected to the stage via Skype. 「 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS NERDS. CHARACTERS AREN'T ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE SCREENS, AM I RIGHT?' 」

"No Taylor, you're wrong." One of the screens said. "This whole ceremony is non-canon anyway so we can break the fourth wall all you like."

Taylor looked at the screens, confusion turning into revulsion.

「 YOU MEAN… 」

「 I DON'T GET TO REPOPULATE AN ISLAND WITH THAT CRAZY SPIDER GIRL? 」

"If you do, it doesn't count." The voice pointed out, before the computer was launched from the desk by a swing of Taylor's screw.

「 BEST WRITER OF THE MONTH IS LOBOS_DEL_RAYO 」

Taylor stomped over to the wall by the curtains and smashed it down by driving his screw into it.

「 EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS 」

- Best Writer: Lobos -

「 BEST PLAYER 」

Once the wall came down, Taylor stood in front of everyone over again. 「 BEST PLAYER! 」, he shouted angrily.

「 THIS AWARD GOES TO THE CHEATER WITH THE BIGGEST SENSE OF UNFAIR PLAY! 」

「 LIARS AND THIEVES THAT PUT HOTELS DOWN ON MAYFAIR AND SWAP THEIR HANDS WITH THE BANK IN CLUEDO 」

「 THE PLAYER THAT ALWAYS WINS THROUGH THEIR OWN- HEY! 」 Taylor shouted, pointing into the crowd as Altair was running through the aisles, having broken out of his bonds. 「 HEY, GET BACK HERE! YOU…. YOU SON OF A SUBMARINER! 」

Slapping his hand into his face, Taylor was beginning to look visibly tired. This night was not going well.

「 THE BEST PLAYER OF THE MONTH IS JUSTALITTLEGIRL 」

Taylor froze, then smirked, turning to look back at the writer's screens.

「 WE NEED TO TALK AFTER THE SHOW, GIRLYBOY 」

- Best Player: JustALittleGirl -

「 HARDEST MONTH TO AWARD 」

Turning back to the seats, Taylor skipped towards the front of the stage.

「 IT'S GETTING LATE IN THE YEAR, AND WE'RE GOING TO LOOK BACK AT THE OTHER MONTHS THAT HAVE HELD CEREMONIES 」

「 SOME MONTHS HAVE BEEN ACTIVE AND JAM-PACKED WITH EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES 」

「 SOME MONTHS HAVE BEEN BARREN AND DESOLATE 」

「 THIS AWARD GOES OUT TO THE MONTH THAT'S BEEN THE HARDEST TO VOTE FOR 」

Taylor grabbed a calendar and started shaking it, making pages fall out as the glue came loose.

「 AND THE WINNER IS… OCTOBER 」

「 THAT'S… THIS MONTH 」

「 OH… 」

- Hardest Month To Award: October -

「 VICER OF THE MONTH 」

Perking up again, Taylor's happy smile was starting to crack slightly. He just had to hold it together for a few more minutes.

「 OUR FINAL AWARD GOES TO THE BEST VICER OF THE MONTH 」

「 LIKE ANY VICE, A GOOD VICER KNOWS HOW TO HOLD SOMEONE BY THE BALLS AND TO FIRMLY SQUEEZE UNTIL THEY POP 」

「 THEY CAN ALSO HOLD THINGS STILL WHILE YOU SAW THROUGH THEM 」

「 REALLY EASY TO CLEAN TOO 」

「 MINE'S BLUE 」

「 AND OUR TOP VICER THIS MONTH IS… 」

Taylor opens the envelope, and almost burst into tears.

「 ME. 」

「 IT'S ME 」

「 THANK YOU EVERYONE 」

「 THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 」

「 I'M SO HAPPY, I MIGHT JUST NEED TO BREAK SOMETHING 」

Grinning, Taylor tossed his screw into the air and kicked it into the wall, causing the entire theatre to shake.

「 EXITS CAN BE FOUND HERE, HERE, HERE AND ANYWHERE CONVENIENT HOLES APPEAR IN THE WALLS 」

「 FORM AN ORDERLY CUE AND TRY TO AVOID THE FALLING DEBRIS 」

「 THANKS FOR COMING AND GOODNIGHT! 」

- Vicer Of The Month: SamJaz -

「 A FEW MINUTES LATER... 」

Taylor stood amongst the rubble, grinning.

What a pointless evening. What a terrible excuse to congratulate and judge each other.

He couldn't wait to bring each one of these sick freaks to their knees.

Reaching between the broken rocks, Taylor picked up a broken comb and started walking towards the river, coming his hair and dusting off his jacket.

He had a hot date down at the docks.

Post by waybig1010101 (3,741 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@taylor: Great job lol XD

Post by SamJaz (13,029 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@waybig1010101: Thanks. It was a lot more tiring than usual for some reason.

Post by waybig1010101 (3,741 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@SamJaz: Hey, it looks great, so all that hard work paid off IMO = )

Post by Vapovile (2,171 posts) See mini bio Level 16
Moderator

@SamJaz: Nice work Sam! Loved the awards.

Post by takashichea (13,862 posts) See mini bio Level 25
Moderator

Awesome job to everyone!

Post by Justalittlegirl (1,104 posts) See mini bio Level 11
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Dan Drake. My Dan's last name is Drake.

Otherwise, this is as good as it gets when it comes to the awards. We need more Taylor.

Post by Kuma_From_Argentina (6,924 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@taylor: Great job, next month is mine... so be ready

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