December 2011 Vice Awards
It was once again time for the big monthly award ceremony . The radiant spotlight was looking for its main star and host of the show. But Dahlia was in the back room putting on the finishing touches of her make up while trying to figure out who her co-star should be. "Aww man I got less than a minute to head out to the stage. Darn you Mesa I wanted to barrow Saleem, but nooo you wanted to keep him all to yourself. At least I got drum roll Mesa out of the deal ." Drum roll Mesa popped inside Dahlia's dressing room and quickly played a drum solo before coolly dropping the sticks on the floor saying "WAZZAH!." Dahlia had on a beautiful strapless silver and black colored sequin dress with a long slit up the left leg to show off her beautiful tattoos. She wore matching high heels with the dress and her emerald locks were big curly and bold true hollywood style. When her pet rabbit Buster hopped along inside her dressing room it gave her the idea for her co-host. "Buster your here perfect you'll be my partner tonight, Ohh boy major spoilers." Buster then transformed into his humanoid form wearing a stylish white tuxedo with black top hat and gold carrot cane. In a cool confident tone he told Dahlia "Hey Dahlface lets set it off like only we know how." Dahlia nodded her head in agreement saying "You already know no need to tell me twice" she took his arm and headed for the stage.
Biggest Compensation Of The Month: (Tie) Newdeath dropping nukes on Jack, Masako using Inazuma Kick on Cloud, Raseri Showing his power to Zella.
Dahl: "Damn I can see ND was PO'ed who spit in his Frosted Flakes?"
Bus: "I know right jeez, quick shout out to Masako and Rasi for showin that Anime style flash."
Battle RPG Of The Month: Raseri vs Gerad
Dahl: "Rasi was kickin butt here and lookin like a beast as usual"
Bus: "Lots of universal explosions like the fourth of July"
Dahl: "Whoa whoa whoa Bus, they were all illusions my man."
Bus: "Still it looked pretty though"
Dahl: "True That"
Story RPG Of The Month: All Hell Breaks Loose
Dahl: "Obvious choice here everyone and their grandmas are in this"
Bus: "Hey Dahlface when are we gonna jump in this?"
Dahl: "As soon as i get my rockin new tat done"
Bus: "Only you would choose the day of Armageddon get a new tat.”
Dahl: "Explosions inspire me what else can I say?”
Bloodcurdling Moment of The Month: Masako eating brain sushi
Dahl: "Ewww nasty"
Bus: "Well Dahlface you shouldn't have anything to worry about." *Wink wink*
Dahl: What do you!?..aww funny man. I wonder if Masako would like some rabbit stew"
Most "What The Shit?" RPG of The Month: The No Man's Land attack by one of Zella's Venoms
Dahl: "I..uhh got no comment on this one"
Bus: "At least she didn't use the back door"
Dahl: "..HAHAHA Rasi 's face would have been priceless."
Badassery Of The Month: (Tie) Masako and Cloud
Dahl: "When you look Badass in the dictionary, these two will definitely pop up."
Bus: "Hey you can read a dictionary what other secrets have you been hiding."
Dahl: "I swear I'm going to make a coat out of you."
Funniest Moment Of The Month: Crow secretly admitting he is a huge fan of Rollie Pollie Man
Dahl: “Aww yeah RPM is the sh!t and he’s cute with all those hands.”
Bus: Rolls eyes
Dahl: “What its true, but I guess haters are gonna hate.”
Most Embarrassing Moment Of The Month: N/A
Dahl: “Really we got nothing this month?”
Bus: “Oohhh I know I can got a story about you Dahlface.”
Dahl: “Wha!?! Don’t you dare tell that story!”
Bus: “Umm alright I won’t…Dahli Wally Hehe.”
Best Big Baddie Ownage Of The Month: Masako vs Jack and Cloud in two separate RP's
Dahl: “Masako is really tearing it up.”
Bus: “The power of the cape is truly unmatched.”
Dahl: “Definitely have to find out who his tailor is”
Best Goodie-Two-Shows Ownage of The Month: Crow showing ownage to ND's byoki
Dahl: “Crow as always getting it done”.
Bus: “Becoming more and more of a legend I say”
Sort Of In The Middle Ownage of The Month: Jack using ND's communications
Dahl: “Nice to see Jack get show badassness here, didn’t think he had it in him.”
Bus: “People are full of surprises, but he is still kinda nerdy”.
Dahl: “True that Bus, but he is our nerd though.”
Fresh Meat Of The Month: Asune
Bus: “Didn’t he..errr they Leberus/Gerad win this last month
Dahl: “I’m sure those two of all people understand concept of deja vu.”
Sexiest Hunk Of The Month: Raseri
Bus: “Ohh I see you voted here multiple times here Dahlface”.
Dahl: “Wha!? Shut up I did not.”
Bus: “Rasi and Dahlface smooche smooche!”
Dahl: “You like to start eating carrots through a straw”
Bus: “…I’ll shut up now O.O
Sexiest Babe Of The Month: Dahlia
Dahl: “Was there ever any doubt I win this”
Bus: “Man I have never seen someone who eats as much as you do, and not gain a pound.”
Dahl: “Demonic genes, and Anime logic a truly gorgeous combination.”
Lolita/Shota Of The Month: Caius
Dahl: “Caius is a damn cutie”
Bus: “Man didn’t know you were a pedo.”
Dahl: “No I’m not, but it would be worth it to get arrest for the 100 time to snuggle with him.”
Villain Of The Month: (Tie) Newdeath Zella Masako
Dahl: “ All three have definitely been worthy this month “
Bus: “A dictator, a crazed nympho, and a cannibal. You gotta love variety.”
Hero Of The Month: (Tie) Raseri and Crow
Dahl: “Obvious award is obvious here.”
Bus: “You know Dahlface, you could be a great hero yourself.”
Dahl: “What are you talkin about Bus I am hero I save people from their own stupidity and fashion disasters every day.”
Neutral of The Month: Jack
Dahl: “Alright Jack reppin Ebisu.”
Bus: “Dude has been showing some guts no doubt”
Best Hair Of The Month: (Tie) Harumi, Cloud, The Count
Dahl: “Uh-oh Rasi didn’t win it this month.”
Bus: “You told him to sport a Mohawk”
Dahl: “I still like the winners this month ranging from elegant to wild to colorful. My three favorite things”
Character Conundrum Of The Month: Crow
Bus: "I remember before the show, you were trying to look up what conundrum means Dahlface.”
Dahl: *blushes* Shut up you big dufus what’s wrong with that huh??”
Bus: Ohh nothing you just looked so cute wearing those bifocals and reading the dictionary
Body Builder Of The Month: (Tie) Cloud & Masako
Dahl: “Hair and cape win again!!”
Bus: “More proof of their power unreal.”
Scariest Of The Month: (Tie) Zella & Masako
Dahl: “These two are scarier than a Justin Bieber concert marathon”
Bus: “Now now Dahlface I wouldn’t go that far, but you got the right idea.”
Bat-Shit Insane Chump of The Month: Masako
Dahl: ”No doubt about this, dude is demented.
Couple Of The Month: Craius (Crow X Caius)
Dahl: “And Yaoi wins again hell freakin yeah!!”
Bus: “You gotta be kiddin me again.”
Dahl: “Once I draw the doujins this award will be a lock for them.”
Bus: Wait..Wha!? you wouldn’t??...dumb question.”
Dahl: “Is it though hehehehe”
Character of The Month: Crow
Dahl: “ The guy has been everywhere, I still wonder why he wants to join Ebisu. Guy has been kicking a$$ without a team.”
Most Creative of the Month: (Tie) Newdeath and Crow
Dahl: “Big brain villain and cool quirky hero you gotta love it”
Bus: “Now what would happen if they switched alignments?”
Dahl: “Oooh you devil you do I smell possible RPG plot?”
Bus: “Nah just my bunny musk cologne.”
Writer of The Month: Crow
Dahl: “Crow again, awesome hope he has room on his shelf for all these awards”
Bus: "How hilarious would that be, The gunslinger Crow saves the world from crazed villains, survives deadly assassins, but still cannot find shelf room in his place".
Vicer of The Month: Crow
Dahl: “Damn Crow, if he keeps this up the vice awards are going to be changed to the Crow Invitational.”
Bus: “No Doubt about it Dahlface no doubt about it at all.”
Next Month's Host: Masako
Dahl: “Alright peeps those are the awards for the month, peace out playas I going for some all you can eat baby back ribs.”
Bus: “You in one of your pig out sessions Dahlface? Jeez that’s a scary moment for next month.”