House of Death - OOC

Topic started by SamJaz on April 6, 2013. Last post by SamJaz 1 year, 6 months ago.
Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Masterofdeath: That's the plan. There's a lot of dirt and a lesson to be learnt.

Post by Masterofdeath (2,249 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@SamJaz: how to shove a shovel of someones butt? I think Stasis prefers stabbings people with his sword. Also whats your opinion on a gundam like character.

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Masterofdeath: Yep I doubt you could figure it out.

Gundam? Sounds fun. Moar dakka.

Post by Masterofdeath (2,249 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@SamJaz: yep though I was thinking it could be like a fusion of g and wing.

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Masterofdeath: Nice.

Alright. Test for you. Death has a powerful angel sitting his office, wanting to learn. Death sends him to the stables with a shovel and instructs him to muck it out and think about what the lesson might be while he worked.

What's the answer?

Post by Masterofdeath (2,249 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@SamJaz: is no answer the stables just needed a good cleaning.

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Masterofdeath: But Death has a butler. Why send the angel to do it with a shovel?

Post by Masterofdeath (2,249 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@SamJaz: its all union stuff

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Masterofdeath: Lol. You are way off. Want the answer?

Post by Masterofdeath (2,249 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@SamJaz: sure I was mostly just saying jokes there.

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Masterofdeath: It's because he cares.

He cares about the Harvest.

He cares about people.

It's in his own, messed up way, but he cares.

And he wanted Stasis to understand mercy.

So how does shovelling crap teach you to be merciful?

It's a disgusting job.

You work damn hard in horrible conditions for next to no pay.

But someone has to do it.

Someone has to do it.

It's a horrible job, but it has to be done.

The answer's obvious.

Death said it was.

So what could be more obvious in the job of shovelling crap, other than there's a lot of it and Death doesn't want to do it.

He cares.

It's a horrible job, but Death can't do it.

Why?

Because Death carries a scythe.

A scythe that cuts each individual stalk carefully and lovingly.

A scythe of mercy that ends the pain and suffering.

One that isn't covered in crap.

It's a horrible job, and it needs doing. But it's not the only job that needs doing.

And it needs doing with care.

Justice is fair. Justice is not nice.

Mercy is unfair. Mercy is nice.

Lord, We Know There Is No Good Order Except That Which We Create.

There Is No Hope But Us.

There Is No Mercy But Us.

There Is No Justice.

There Is Just Us.

All Things That Are, Are Ours.

But We Must Care.

For If We Do Not Care, We Do Not Exist.

If We Do Not Exist, Then There Is Nothing But Blind Oblivion.

And Even Oblivion Must End One Day.

Lord, Will You Grant Me Just A Little Time?

For The Proper Balance Of Things.

To Return What Was Given.

For The Sake Of Prisoners And The Flight Of Birds.

Lord, What Can The Harvest Hope For, If Not For The Care Of The Reaper Man?

Because he cares.

Post by Sonata (35,535 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@SamJaz: @Masterofdeath: Pretty funny stuff. I'll post in the thread later in the week:P

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Sonata: Welcome to the party.

Post by Sonata (35,535 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@SamJaz: I expect some blood confetti to come down:P

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Sonata: So long as you're the one cleaning up afterwards. Albert always complains that blood never comes out of the carpet.

Post by Sonata (35,535 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@SamJaz: Carpet!? Death seems to be cheap:P

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Sonata: Merely frugal.

Post by Sonata (35,535 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@SamJaz: LOL Naughty definitely naughtyXD

Post by SamJaz (12,971 posts) See mini bio Level 20

@Sonata: Well, no presents for you this year.

Post by Sonata (35,535 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@SamJaz: The gift of destruction is all I need.XD

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