Yo Momma Jokes - Anime Style!

Topic started by MrASSH0LE on Jan. 10, 2011. Last post by Kobra678 1 month ago.
Post by MrASSH0LE (2,322 posts) See mini bio Level 12

The point is basically making Yo Momma Jokes using anime characters 
example: 
Yo Momma so fat that she hugged Alucard and he disapeared cause he couldn't recognise himself in all the fat. 
Yo Momma so fat that she fought Goku, a planet buster, and he said :Fuck this even I can't blow that shit up! 
Yo Momma so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic.
Post by MrASSH0LE (2,322 posts) See mini bio Level 12

Yea PLEASE somebody move this to Off-topic ,I am so sorry
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@mrassh0le:  Why is this in the battle topic? *moved to off-topic*
Post by ToxicFume (210 posts) See mini bio Level 5
@mrassh0le: Instead of Goku you should've used bomberman =/ ( just a thought )
Post by Superevil225 (6,742 posts) See mini bio Level 17
Yo momma so fat, Choji makes fun of her? I'm horrible at these jokes.
Post by MrASSH0LE (2,322 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@Superevil225:
You can also I f*cked your mom jokes  
example: 
Yo Momma's twat is like SSJ mode ,everybody can get in. 
Post by JJOR64 (2,074 posts) See mini bio Level 16
Yo momma so fat, even Goku can't pick her up.
Post by SSJjanemba (2,176 posts) See mini bio Level 11

yoo momma so fat that goku couldn't survive her fart
Post by Agent9149 (481 posts) See mini bio Level 11
yo mama so ugly she got a face wit the power level of one billion
Post by MrASSH0LE (2,322 posts) See mini bio Level 12

When Vegeta was asked how many tons your mom weighted he said "OVER 9000!!!!!!"
Post by Agent9149 (481 posts) See mini bio Level 11
yoo mamma soo fat..when she was fighting cell she was like please i got enough fat to bust this galaxy
Post by UsachanMaN (4,514 posts) See mini bio Level 15
I'm not a big fan of "yo mamma" jokes, cuz i dont like dissing moms....so i'll just substitute it with a blank XD 
 
_________ is so fat, even Naruto couldnt believe it
Post by TheLegendaryOne (879 posts) See mini bio Level 11
Yo Momma is so fat, she beat Goku in an all-you-can-eat contest.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
 
Your momma's so lazy she blocks the road for snorlax

Post by hiei_hyabusha (869 posts) See mini bio Level 10

yo  moma so dumb goku scored higher then her on the SATs  
 
yo moma head so big kid buu cant blow it up 
 
yo moma so dumb vegata told her he was a saiyan she said sayin what? 
  
yo moma so ugly ed had to tranmute a paper bag for her face

Post by Mortein (1,558 posts) See mini bio Level 9
 yo mama so ugly, man.
Post by Killer_of_trolls (1,563 posts) See mini bio Level 11
yo mama so fat, not even lufy could stretch that far.
Post by Mortein (1,558 posts) See mini bio Level 9
 yo mama so ugly, even Sanji wants to kick her in a face. 
Post by ZombiePie (861 posts) See mini bio Level 15
Anime Vice community...I love you like a brother, but this....this is one of the worst things I have ever seen on the internet. You leave me no choice but to charge every single poster on this thread with crimes against humanity in the International Criminal Court. You should all be ashamed of yourself and may God have mercy on your soul.
Post by Sweep (7 posts) See mini bio Level 6
Yo mama hangs out on Anime Vice. 
 
 
Burn.
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