I would be a lean mean green machine.
What if you were Ben 10?
I would rename my self to Ben 9 since nine is my favorite number.
What if you were Aquaman's sidekick?
I would join the Teen Titans.
What if computers were alive.
They would be the dominant species.
What if dogs could fly?
They would pee on people's heads.
What if you were President?
I would make Broly day an official holiday.
What if you were a Brian Griffin?
I would be happy I was treated as human most of the time.
What if you found out you had a child?
I would raise it to be a badass like his old man...
What if Jet Li challenged you to a fight to the death?
I would accept my loss with honor.
What if the government was hunting you?
They might be, actually.
What if you woke up and saw a helicopter in your back yard or on your roof?
I would just go meh...
What if you saw a dinosaur right now?
What if you were made of paper and rocks and scissors?
Then I couldn't type.
What if Bigfoot knocked on your door?
I would capture him and eat him...
What if you see a talking Cow?
I'd have an intellectual conversation about the existence of the universe with him.
What if you had an anime wife/husband?
Than this would be my wife
What if Broly wants to give you a hug?
I would swing him around and throw him like Goku did to Chi Chi.
What if Broly admitted he was in love with you?
I would give him a cake.
What if Superman got defeated by Aquaman?
All DC fans would give up comic books.
What if you were captured by aliens?
I would ask them if they know who E.T. is.
What if your microwave could talk?
Brad Pitt in a car accident and a lot of face punching.
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