Then space would be mine!!!
What if a black hole was created very close to Earth?
Since you weren't specific about modern pirates or pirates from the past. I'll just say pirates from the past...
Then I could pillage and do whatever I wanted because people were to afraid to rise up and defeat me.
What if canned air was actually made from methane?
The posters have arrived as predicted. It truly is the sign that the weekend is coming.