Then space would be mine!!!
What if a black hole was created very close to Earth?
Since you weren't specific about modern pirates or pirates from the past. I'll just say pirates from the past...
Then I could pillage and do whatever I wanted because people were to afraid to rise up and defeat me.
What if canned air was actually made from methane?
Homemade Movies take a well known scene or trailer and convert it to a homemade look. Check out how their work compares to the original and some behind the scenes of how they do it all.