The Weird Omniverse Game

Topic started by Kelleth on April 18, 2011. Last post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto 3 years, 5 months ago.
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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As the title suggest the object of this philosophical game is make-up an alternate universe version of yourself in at least 1 paragraph. Make it weird and nonsensical.

Example: In one universe I'm a rich Communist Mormon, who looks like Lord Gernome and has more wife then one could count. And I live on Pluto the dog, not the planet.
Post by Sonata (35,404 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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LOL could be fun though I think people should right a sentence instead:P
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Sonata:  yeah but some people can get overboard sometimes :P
Post by Fire Star (3,730 posts) See mini bio Level 16
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I'm a ruler of a great city, having several animals ranging from cats, dogs, rats, snakes, horses etc. I am slowly but surely gaining power, hopefully to take over the entire world, which is light-years away from Earth, a planet about the size our our current Moon, and only a fifth of the Earth's current population.It's in a different time dimension and universe, however some things are similar. There is still some sort of "monarchy" government, and I was in that monarch family, destined for power. My family has been ruling the planet for centuries, until I was born and another family, the Tae's tried to take over my family's rule. I planned to take over the Tae's, to reclaim the Perrait's (my family) absolute power and to diminish any thoughts the people of my planet may have about taking over, that was my life goal. The planet is described as a beautiful lavender by our friends of Sierra, a neighbor planet. In fact, my family was so great, that we actually named the planet, and in honor of our name, we called it Perrait. The Seirra's and ourselves have always been close, and they have a ruling family too, the Tach's. We have always assisted the Tach's in keeping control of there planet just like they have helped us for thousands of years.

 

My father was one of the greatest rulers of our family, however he was killed by one of the Tae's leaders. Thats basically what sparked the "war", and were starting to loose support from the Perraitians, which scares me. Mother lost control when Dad died, because traditionally women don't rule our planet, however it does occur in rare cases. Now, it's my job to follow in my father's footsteps, and become better than he ever was, and gain absolute control again, with the help of the Seirra's, I'd completely destroy the Tae family forever...

Post by Supreme Marvel (5,142 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@Kelleth said:
"And I live on Pluto the dog, not the planet. "
Not classed as a planet any more. :P But I'll play along.

I was born in this universe I'm a 46 23 years young. I was born in 2038.3 when American gained their independence from the Martians of the sun. It is my desire to become a Australian so I can have an accent of Japanese.
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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^Good!

In another world called the Reviewerverse I was called The Tokuguy, My catchphrase was ''Want to know Toku? I'm the guy to go to. I was one of the best reviewers back in the early days but all that changed when the pants invasion commenced and my nuts scrambled like eggs in a blender. Now I'm in the hospital in a coma just one plant amongst many, Who's bright future and balls was taken from him.... Fans still visit and some reviewers too, Even Doug but he only comes by to whine about my annoying fanboys coming to him now.
Post by Newdeath (18,555 posts) See mini bio Level 19
I'm the King of Atlantis on Jupiter where the Romans came to conquer all the Martians for Big Bird's motorbike collection that enable him to fly to the other side of the universe in China where the dinosaurs first realized they were Saiyans that came from Asgard to eat a Smurf. I ordered my swords to shoot my enemy with a rock.

ND
Post by Fire Star (3,730 posts) See mini bio Level 16
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While fighting the Tae's for control, we were testing new technology to destroy them humainly, as my poor old mother didn't want to do it hastily. This particular machine was created by two of the greatest scientists in our local and small solar system. One from our home planet, and another from Tach family genius, they simply called it "Traveler." It was supposed to create a small wormhole just barely large enough for my people to fit through, so just about one foot wide and high. My mother begged me not to, but I wanted to be the first to test the "Traveler", for some reason, probably for the sake of my father. However, when the wormhole appeared, it had a great pull to it, something the two scientists didn't count on. Now, the pull was so great, that within a second of the wormhole creation by the "Traveler", they hadn't set the location yet, which was supposed to be the next room over. However, without it being set it could be random places in our universe I was sent, and when I popped out of the wormhole, It seemed to me to be thirty years I was stuck in the "Channel" I like to call it.

 

Now, during those thirty years, I didn't have to eat or drink or any kind of other mundane need. However, I did age, I was about fifty when I finally got out of the wormhole, and I also forgot to mention, I was crazy. No, I was beyond crazy, I was insane. However, I would soon find out that I was infact normal compared to the "creatures" I was about to meet...

 

To Be Continued

Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Sonata:  Well seems @fire_star: is pretty much doing what I already told you would happen lol

In another universe I'm a monkey who's in love with a tree and shits gold, 3 pigs are constantly trying to eat me not thinking I could be worth millions with the gold shitting thing.
Post by Fire Star (3,730 posts) See mini bio Level 16
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@Kelleth:
Is that a bad thing ? : D
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@fire_star:  No it means I'm right :D
Post by Fire Star (3,730 posts) See mini bio Level 16
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@Kelleth said:

" @fire_star:  No it means I'm right :D "


*Woot*

Win for you then !
 : )

Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@fire_star:  ^_^


In the My Little Pony Universe I'm Doctor Whooves, I can exist in multiple places at the same time and regenerate in to any of the pony types at will  xD
Post by Halberdierv2 (1,293 posts) See mini bio Level 17
I have become the benevolent emperor of the routerverse, and declares that all denizens must celebrate pants-on-head day every tuesday.
Post by ronat1 (127 posts) See mini bio Level 18
Im a toe with a bladed sword that dislikes slashing fingernails while scratching my hair whenever I want, if I get angered because of your nose that means I´ll start laughing out loud and running in circles with my spider legs across the box.
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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In the DC universe I'm Stinky and I make Kara's life a living hell because I believe her floor is my little box xD
Post by mydeathlyways (2,389 posts) See mini bio Level 10
I am a sick and malicious omniscient and omnipotent being. I rule an entire universe filled with galaxies, one of these galaxies house a solar system similar to a solar system in Reality but instead its aligned and is a conjunction of planets and moons. The gravity were life flourishes has gravity that is 10 times the force of Earth's Gravity and 5 times the dense as well. Since the initial creation of this planet I named it, "Oblivion" which is a reference to a game name Oblivion. The planet has life that can ignore absolute zero and can survive without the suns heat, these beings are called "Obese" because they are big, overweighted, and sloppy monsters that eat each other for survival. There is no law nor will there be a law, the planet only retrieves light from the sun once pass millennium and the sun only stays for a few hours not before leaving the planet. The beings act like animals because they are animals and have ravenous and gluttony behaviors that would make you throw up. No other beings exist in this universe except for Obese and me. If they dare try to rebel against me and adapt to another start they will perish for eternity in a place I call hell. Hell is the abyss of the universe where the Obese go if they dare rebel against me and my laws. Here they are tormented for eternity and can never have less pain nor will they find the pain to be quench. They will never have fetishes nor satisfaction in these pains because everyday they become newer torments and newer. The ruler of Hell is no one, no one governs hell but Hell is a place of torment. The obese are just tortured by the elements and environment. I'm God and I will remain to be a God. My name will be, "Your Mother" and they will praise me as their "Your Mother".

LMFAO Read it please
Post by mydeathlyways (2,389 posts) See mini bio Level 10
@Kelleth: Did I won?
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@mydeathlyways:  Good one lol

In another universe I was an alien on a huge and prosperous planet. I was poor and the only thing I had was a unused towel. With one slap against someone's ass I infected every live form on the planet with a strange disease that causes projectile diarrhea. With a second slap everybody died. With a 3rd the dead are raised as zombies. With a 4th and final slap every zombie stopped existing. I was unaffected, I was the only one still alive, But everything was shit and/or vomited on. Bodies where lying every where. And I was still poor because all I have left is a towel and on that clean towel is the number 42.
Post by mydeathlyways (2,389 posts) See mini bio Level 10
@Kelleth: Thanks 

In a dimensional counterpart of earth and the milky way is the opposite of everyone. Not just that but robots and terminators that butt rape children & men once a year in January the 27th. I myself have not been buttrape for I am intelligent and smart. I have survived since birth as a baby from getting buttrape for I am an intelligent human who lives in a cave masturbating to script porn. It's kind of lonely but you'll get use to it once you set in the cave. There is a clean puddle of water in my cave that never runs out of water and is always clean with a magical tree of apples and berries I can eat. I prefer fruit over meat because meat these days are mostly humans since the robots eat animals for some odd reason. I myself masturbate till the time comes when I find a beautiful b*tch I can rape. Excuse this violent and sexual world but this is how things are. It's crazy I know, right? 

LMFAO read this one
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