The Saiyan Fart?

Topic started by DBZ_universe on Aug. 10, 2010. Last post by rein 4 years, 6 months ago.
Post by DBZ_universe (15,960 posts) See mini bio Level 17
We all know how powerful a Saiyan is and how they can destroy planets and all that stuff..... and they have the ability to eat so much... but do you ever wonder how powerful a Saiyan fart is? specially when they are powering up after a huge meal (EXAMPLE: Goku!!!) 
so how powerful are the Saiyan farts and stinky!!! 
I think if Goku would fart on my face... my face would melt or disinigrate...  and specially Broly's!!! i dont wanna think about that!!!  
Post by Kou_Leifoh (613 posts) See mini bio Level 10
. . . . . . . . . . . . What?
Post by godeater (2,041 posts) See mini bio Level 11
you would die:P
Post by sickVisionz (4,327 posts) See mini bio Level 24
I've thought about similar things but I'll try to keep it PG-13.  If a Saiyan is having sex and he goes SSJ at climax, what happens?  I think the release either causes the woman to explode, similar to having a firecrack explode while you're gripping it with your fist, or he creates a massive explosion on the woman that puts Peter North to shame. 
Anime powered hanky-panky is something that often enters my brain when I'm bored.  Epic 3-day Tsuyomi sharingan sex, knocking boots with a Hollow Mask on, SSJ climax, Eight Trigram 64-Strokes, Sexy Jutsu/Shadow Clone orgy, wild public debauchery using Aizen's shikai and Kyuubi doggy style that could probably disintegrate your girlfriend if you went up too many tails... the sex life of anime characters must be like the craziest most intense thing in the world. 
As for Saiyan farts, I think they're a normal if they do them while they're already powered up.  If anything, it's probably less smelly if they are SSJ since they are using up so much energy and I assume their metabolism is getting the most out of whatever is in their system.  However, if they powered up at the exact moment of a fart it could probably blow their pants off or knock a hole in the wall.
Post by hitsusatsu11 (10,747 posts) See mini bio Level 20
Galaxies explode 
Post by DuhQbnSiLo (10 posts) See mini bio Level 4
Some people are just.... wow..
Post by rein (5,465 posts) See mini bio Level 15
It's not like with superman whose powers are biological, DBZ characters get their powers from ki. They can regulate how much power they put into something, so i doubt a saiyan's fart would be any more powerful then a normal humans.
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