The Black Boar Tavern

Topic started by AlexanderAnderson on Dec. 5, 2008. Last post by Acer 5 years, 9 months ago.
Post by AlexanderAnderson (23 posts) See mini bio Level 3
Your Home Away From Home
Your Home Away From Home































Welcome to the seediest dive this side of Shanghai!  This is the place to unwind, chat, vent, rant, eat, drink and make merry.  The beer is home-brewed, the liquor is strong, the waitresses are foul-mouthed, and the pepper steak is the best you'll find anywhere.  We advise you to steer clear of the mixed grill, especially on Sundays.  Meat ordered well-done will be summarily abused and mistreated by our kitchen staff.  Dishes labeled "hot and spicy" are not recommended for customers with pre-existing cardiovascular conditions, women who are pregnant, and children under the age of 12.
 
Notice!
The management reserves the right to eject unruly patrons.  Behave yourselves or face the wrath of our staff!  Also, be aware that the bathrooms have not been inspected in exactly 12 years 6 months this coming Friday.  Use the facilities at your own risk.
Post by TPKLanzir (15 posts) See mini bio Level 1
How well does your tavern head the beer?
Post by AlexanderAnderson (23 posts) See mini bio Level 3
The Black Boar Tavern is dedicated to thick, frothy and long-lasting heads on every pint.  You can expect even our crispest lagers to maintain a rich silky head long after the pour.  We stand be every pint we sell; if you are in any way dissatisfied with the flavor, clarity or head retention of your pint, you will not be charged for it. 
Post by Rain_Man (1,318 posts) See mini bio Level 7
looks cool
Post by AlexanderAnderson (23 posts) See mini bio Level 3
Quiet night tonight.  Most of the patrons must have passed out already.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Pass the booz, barkeep!
Post by Acer (5,676 posts) See mini bio Level 11
There is no point in this especially when we have Jewels which is the same thing
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