Might just have to considered that that is exactly what I want her to think
Has some weird plans.
Is jealous of my weird plans
Should know that I am not jealous and I can end his plans with a Shuriken.
Should know he would need a shruiken made of angry dimonds the size of VY Canis Majoris that shoots lightning and anti-matter and rockets that shoot rockets that shoot rockets that explode into more rockets to hurt me. Slightly.
Damn it, how many do you have?
Should know that my Shurikens can destroy 10,000 Omniverses with one hit...
Has a pretty cute toy.
Acknowledges my kawaii toys
Spends their paycheck on toys.
Wants some of my toys.
Wants to take pictures of me holding their toys.
Will smile for the camera.
Won't get me in a shot.
Wants to get shot?
Wants to shoot me for some reason.
Should know that he was the one who wanted to get shot.
Is trying to use Jedi mind tricks but should know it won't work.
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