Anyway, I'd be Byakuya Kuchiki.
I'd probably be Goku. Strongest dude in the universe, carefree, hot wife, lives in the countryside... can justifiably beat up his kids from time to time... he's got it pretty good.
Although Master Roshi is immortal and owns his own little island. But I imagine his life must be pretty boring most of the time.
Years after "leaving" the show he helped create, Darabont wants his cut.