If you are a serial killer what will you use as a weapon?

Topic started by Nerx on May 25, 2009. Last post by Sonata 1 year, 2 months ago.
Post by lordhaseo (2,509 posts) See mini bio Level 7
aaaaaaaaa, i wanted a p90!!!
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12

A cigar cutter


If any of you guys have seen Darkman you will probably know how to hurt people with this tool , but i aim to innovate so to be original i aim at the lower parts of the male anatomy if anyone gets my picture...
If any of you guys have seen Darkman you will probably know how to hurt people with this tool , but i aim to innovate so to be original i aim at the lower parts of the male anatomy if anyone gets my picture...

































That is not a sausage by the way
That is not a sausage by the way



Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2
The Falcon Punch



Post by kiroshimatsu (94 posts) See mini bio Level 1
@Deacon_Sephiroth: Both of course!

@Nerx:
Totally in Higashi No Eden!
Post by shonen (846 posts) See mini bio Level 9
I would setup a bakery store and all my pastries would have small tiny razors in them, and I'll sell them to people, and move from place to place when people start to getting  fishy or when the Winchester brothers arrive ;which ever one comes first
Post by Lady_Nightmare (2,789 posts) See mini bio Level 13
a pencil/pen/marker/crayons/really sharp paper/chalk etc lol they'd call me the artist lol 
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
An Apple and I would kill teachers, perfect name will be Teachers Pet! XD

but how the hell do you kill people with an apple?
Post by Sonata (35,091 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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Shove the Apple core down their throat choking them to death, or you can use carrots like in Shoot Em' Up lol
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
o0o up the arse, that might work
Post by Sonata (35,091 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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A Welding Torch
Post by Lady_Nightmare (2,789 posts) See mini bio Level 13
kewl id use cleaning products
Post by ThePsychoGamer (1,835 posts) See mini bio Level 10
Force them to watch fox news till the stupidity of that channel drove them to suicide.
Post by Lady_Nightmare (2,789 posts) See mini bio Level 13
lol
Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2
@ThePsychoGamer said:
"Force them to watch fox news till the stupidity of that channel drove them to suicide."
That should work nicely, it takes about 5 minutes for me to run screaming from the room.
Post by Sonata (35,091 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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Fox News brings death..

but Foxy Nudes brings happiness;P

Post by Lady_Nightmare (2,789 posts) See mini bio Level 13
only to some sonata
Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2
BUT.... can you use them as murder weapons?
Post by Lady_Nightmare (2,789 posts) See mini bio Level 13
pretty sure you can
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Make the choke with Mcfries, supersize 'em
Post by Lady_Nightmare (2,789 posts) See mini bio Level 13
annoy them to death
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