If you are a serial killer what will you use as a weapon?

Topic started by Nerx on May 25, 2009. Last post by Sonata 1 year, 5 months ago.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
C'mon folks, lets not be cliche like horror movie killers as in be creative

and avoid the regulars e.g.
-machetes
-kitchen knives
-hunting knives
-chainsaws
-axes

For example, i as a serial killer shall use a jackhammer because it is just too damn awesome to not use

imagine this:


Chillax, the dude is an experienced Taekwondo instructor and he survived
Chillax, the dude is an experienced Taekwondo instructor and he survived

However, lets say the person is a normal person and wonder how it may end? I leave it up to your imagination
However, lets say the person is a normal person and wonder how it may end? I leave it up to your imagination



Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
C'mon anybody?
Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2
I would beat orphans and street unchins to death with dead puppies.
Post by Sonata (35,428 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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lol How about oddjob's Razor HatXD


Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2
kill em all....

WITH THE COLBERT T-SHIRT CANNON
Post by Baku_Sensei (464 posts) See mini bio Level 10
I would use John Martone's voice to charm them into killing themselves.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Sonata said:
lol How about oddjob's Razor HatXD
Hellz yeah
Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2
I'd be known as the Looney Tunes Killer, and drop safes, anvils, and pianos on people IRL.
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
I would beat them to death with ducks.

Duck and cover! Series of fowl murders shock city.
Post by InfiniteGeass (527 posts) See mini bio Level 12
I'd be a real life ninja and for my escapes I would throwdown a smoke bomb and then run out of their door.
Post by Cogito (478 posts) See mini bio Level 14
Let me list them,
Dental Drill, metal toothpick, towel soaked in gravy, skateboard, dictionary with a handle and blades on it, and peaches.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
a spoon to gouge out eyes?
Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2

a bible

Post by kiroshimatsu (94 posts) See mini bio Level 1
Deacon_Sephiroth said:
a bible
omg that just made me think of that jesus and buddah sentai thing... (I think that's what it was called... the power ranger thing)

For me... I'd have to say the most non-dangerous thing... something like... jello
Post by Axersia (228 posts) See mini bio Level 11
A billhook/machete in one hand and a baseball bat in the other.

Because I've watched Higurashi and anime has a bad influence on me and could someday make me re-enact the events they've shown me because I'm mentally unstable.

As for something a little more out of the ordinary... an original model PSP. Remember how they could shoot UMDs? Yeahhhh...
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
A cheese grater and a lemon, ooh the screams will illuminate the experience.
Post by Sonata (35,428 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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Deacon_Sephiroth said:
I'd be known as the Looney Tunes Killer, and drop safes, anvils, and pianos on people IRL.
Awesome be like that guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit!XD
Post by Deacon_Sephiroth (950 posts) See mini bio Level 2
kiroshimatsu said:
Deacon_Sephiroth said: a bible omg that just made me think of that jesus and buddah sentai thing... (I think that's ... [more]
jigglers? or regular jello?

I'd kill people with cookie cutters
Post by Gone420 (20 posts) See mini bio Level 1
I'd use long pins like Kakihara in Ichi the Killer. Great  movie watch if you get the chance.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Gone420 said:
I'd use long pins like Kakihara in Ichi the Killer. Great  movie watch if you get the chance.
I haven't seen that but how he uses it in the Manga to stab the guy like a pincushion on television is epic and especially when he cuts off the guy's @#$% it was cathartic
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