Fear it! Designer Denim Face Masks

Topic started by John_Martone on July 17, 2009. Last post by Nerx 5 years, 1 month ago.
Post by John_Martone (2,992 posts) See mini bio Level 10
 
 
 
I... just don't know where to start. Denim face masks people. While these jeans may insulate you from airborn pathogens, it'll unfortunately attract luchadors by the dozen. I dunno which part bothers me most, that its made by Wrangler, that its got a pocket on the mouth, or that the wearing is seeing out the "butt."
 
Thank you Pink Tentacle, you bring such strange happiness into ours lives.
 
 
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
I am soo getting one of those
Post by RedRoses (1,437 posts) See mini bio Level 14
So essentially... you're putting a crotch and/or butt part of jeans on your face?
 
That gives a whole new meaning to "you're an ass." Literally. There are so many other puns that are worse but I'll just keep it to myself...
 
The true question is, have these been used prior to making these masks?
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@RedRoses: Its good for parties and recycling is rad, go green
Post by Sonata (35,387 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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OMG you will be seeing these in Hentai soon enough.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@Sonata: Or maniacs in the streets will be wearing these when committing crimes
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