I... just don't know where to start. Denim face masks people. While these jeans may insulate you from airborn pathogens, it'll unfortunately attract luchadors by the dozen. I dunno which part bothers me most, that its made by Wrangler, that its got a pocket on the mouth, or that the wearing is seeing out the "butt."
Thank you Pink Tentacle, you bring such strange happiness into ours lives.