"You'll never beat me at this children's card game, ESPECIALLY ON MOTORCYCLES!"
"And Shadow thought he was cool. Hehehe."
"I look like a fool in this costume."
" I am telling you I can't read the chart with this eye"
"Why am I tilting? My neck hurts."
"If I touch my eye does it creep you out?"
"Why am I still tilting my head?!"
"I want to be a pirate"
"Where did all the colours go?"
"Twilight is lame..."
"I am looking too pale today"
"Nosferatu? Who the hell is that?"
"Where is the villain? I need some ass to kick."
"Ow my hair poked me in the eye."
"I know you like my red hair"
"My hair is sooo awesome"
"I'm so eviiiill muahahaha"
"I'm sooo high right now."
"Did you say we're out of sweets Watari? Oh, ok. Hey, where did I leave my gun?"
"I wonder what will happen when I lose my other eye too."
The apes are kinda angry and are thinking they want a planet all to themselves.
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