Ask a question, Get a Stupid Answer

Topic started by Magnathorax on June 9, 2010. Last post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto 3 years, 2 months ago.
Post by Magnathorax (167 posts) See mini bio Level 6
C'mon I know you guys all have heard about this thread before.
 
I'll go first. 
 
Should I continue my existence?
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Didn't even know you had one
 
Why is the sky blue?
Post by Magnathorax (167 posts) See mini bio Level 6
Because I said so and if you dont like it, then  I'll kill you
 
Why is my hair black?
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@Magnathorax: You sweat ink 
 
What is a yo momma joke?
Post by Magnathorax (167 posts) See mini bio Level 6
@Nerx said:
" @Magnathorax: You sweat ink   What is a yo momma joke? "
A yo momma joke is my catch phrase before I torture your mom and kill her
 
Is God real?
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Magnathorax said:
" Is God real? "
Yes but he hasn´t moved out of his mom´s attic yet so he doesn´t deserve to be worshipped.
 
What does Doug do when he finds out this thread is ripping of his show?
Post by Magnathorax (167 posts) See mini bio Level 6
@Kelleth said:
" @Magnathorax said:
" Is God real? "
Yes but he hasn´t moved out of his mom´s attic yet so he doesn´t deserve to be worshipped.  What does Doug do when he finds out this thread is ripping of his show? "
Doug tries to find the person responsible for this but when he finds me, I'll point a gun at his face and blow his brains out like the bastard he truly is.
 
What makes a Pencil better than a pen
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Magnathorax said:

" @Kelleth said:

" @Magnathorax said:

" Is God real? "

Yes but he hasn´t moved out of his mom´s attic yet so he doesn´t deserve to be worshipped.  What does Doug do when he finds out this thread is ripping of his show? "
Doug tries to find the person responsible for this but when he finds me, I'll point a gun at his face and blow his brains out like the bastard he truly is.  What makes a Pencil better than a pen "
But then this happens with you being Doug and Doug being Ma Ti :P
  They go faster through skulls
What if Goku was from Earth but was send to Vegeta to conquer the planet?
Post by hitsusatsu11 (10,746 posts) See mini bio Level 20
@Kelleth: He'd get Fu%$d up. 
 
 
What if Heero Yui was in the Eva universe, and Shinji was in the Gundam Wing universe?
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@hitsusatsu11: 42
 
What if death came knocking on your door?
Post by cfatalis (19,150 posts) See mini bio Level 15
i would hug him/her and say LONG TIME NO SEE MAN
 
 
 can i haz cheese burger?
Post by willyvereb (5,914 posts) See mini bio Level 17
@cfatalis: Question?
Post by OmegaMekix (3,847 posts) See mini bio Level 16
Why yes. Yes that is a question. Gold star for asking one.
 
If the moon was made of cheese would that mean that god is a cow?
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@OmegaMekix: Well no, God was a giant mouse who exploded after he ate to much cheese. We are actually fungus that fed on his rotten corpse and the moon was a piece of left over cheese,  the mice are actually his ''chosen people'' that's why there's so many of them. :)
 
If i farted underwater could i propel myself like a jet boat?
Post by OmegaMekix (3,847 posts) See mini bio Level 16
@Kelleth: 
No. But you could propel all the girls away.
 
If my house is yellow and I paint it blue in the summer. Then what kind of flowers did I plant in the front yard?
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@OmegaMekix:  Cow eating flowers.
 
If a Chinese dragon came to your house and gave you some drugs in trade for some rice and fish would you take it?
Post by Ryokan (291 posts) See mini bio Level 12

@Kelleth: 

No because my brain already produce these drugs naturally. :)
 
Can you make love to an hentaï drawing ?    

Post by OmegaMekix (3,847 posts) See mini bio Level 16
@Ryokan: 
Only if they say yes.
 
 
Was it the same guy who invented America also the discoverer of the toaster?
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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Yep Hitler.
 
Death by boredom or death by Twillight Marathon?
Post by OmegaMekix (3,847 posts) See mini bio Level 16
Twilight. The death may be more painful and slow but in the after-life I have some topics to talk to girls with.
 
If Sun people invaded the Earth would we have a cold war?
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