Manga Guide to Beating the Bishop

Topic started by GodLen on Nov. 27, 2009. Last post by lovenami02 2 years, 11 months ago.
Post by GodLen (877 posts) See mini bio Level 10
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A certain, particular book in Japan has surprisingly become a big hit in Japan overnight, rising to 5th place on Amazon Japan charts. How did this book become so popular, well let us see. First of all it is a Manga guide, and we know how much the Japanese love their manga. Second, if you buy it in the store you get a free package of tissues, which is also convenient to all those sick Japanese people. And finally, it is about masturbation. Its name is Hitori de Ecchi, and it’s the manga guide to masturbation.

Thanks Code Geass! 
Thanks Code Geass! 
This 120-page book is a comprehensive guide to male and female masturbation, with manga examples and everything. From learning how to do different five knuckle shuffle techniques, to stall clapping outdoors, this book will teach you everything. It even has a special Code Geass inspired table stimulation section, amazing!

Maga “How-to” guides are pretty popular in America right now as well, I wonder what the chances of seeing it over here are? If I got a review copy, I wouldn’t mind doing a review video for everyone.

[kidding]

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Post by JJOR64 (2,074 posts) See mini bio Level 16
Hahaha.  That's fucking funny plus you get free tissues!
Post by InfiniteGeass (527 posts) See mini bio Level 12
So if it comes over here, do I still get the tissues when I buy?
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Motherfvcking awesome, a book that should replace the Twilight  lexicon
Post by John_Martone (2,992 posts) See mini bio Level 10
For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion
Post by GodLen (877 posts) See mini bio Level 10
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@John_Martone: sorry, I was praying. 
Post by JJOR64 (2,074 posts) See mini bio Level 16
@John_Martone: You should buy a copy of this and do a video review of it.  It would be great entertainment.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@JJOR64 said:
" @John_Martone: You should buy a copy of this and do a video review of it.  It would be great entertainment. "
Agreed
Post by GodLen (877 posts) See mini bio Level 10
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@Nerx: @JJOR64: oh i see, want to see John's pickle and not mine?
Post by JJOR64 (2,074 posts) See mini bio Level 16
@GodLen: You can join in on the fun as well.  :P
Post by Dethfish (120 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Oh my god. Way to move the craziness level up another notch, Japan.
 
Haha, Palmala Handerson. That's good.
Post by JackSukeru (402 posts) See mini bio Level 8
Ahahahaha....haha....oh,gawd.. 
 
That's pretty awesome.
Post by erotic_irony (8 posts) See mini bio Level 1
Yay!  the land of my forefathers understand the importance of releasing tension, nihon o tsukita!
Post by cfatalis (19,150 posts) See mini bio Level 15
time to buy this and see if there's anything short of anal, that i haven't tried
Post by crusader8463 (739 posts) See mini bio Level 9
I like it but it is not for me. Lets just say if masturbation was a college class i would have a dozen master degrees and be teaching classes on the subject.
Post by theswedishphish (15 posts) See mini bio Level 3
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
I wonder how much they paid the artist to draw those "examples". 
Post by OsakaHugger (52 posts) See mini bio Level 2
@Nerx said:
" @John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion "
Best response ever.
Post by HeeroYuy (1,210 posts) See mini bio Level 12
.... wow.
 
All I can say is I'm not surprised.
Post by Strongbadman47 (43 posts) See mini bio Level 3
@Nerx said:
" @John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion "
Amen.
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