A modest statement...

Topic started by DocHaus on April 4, 2009. Last post by Sigue 5 years, 3 months ago.
Post by DocHaus (923 posts) See mini bio Level 18
The greatest anime, nay, the greatest show of this season, is Queen's Blade. They managed to pack so much utter insanity into the first episode alone that no critic will be able to resist its siren song. What other show can you think of contains the following in its pilot episode:

  • A demonic bunnygirl with small hands formed from her own hair that squeeze her breasts which squirt acid instead of milk?
  • A barbarian woman who dresses her captive in bondage gear...just because she can?
  • A blond-haired princess who really, really likes her sister?
  • An angel who seems to be voiced by the same seiyuu behind the godly Haruhi?
  • A battle preparation montage where putting on one's thong is considered important enough to include?
  • Gigantic Exploding Boobs!

Until you find me a show that can contain all of this in its first episode, I must submit to you that Queen's Blade will be known as the greatest show of this season, and possibly the best anime of all time!
Post by HeeroYuy (1,210 posts) See mini bio Level 12
I'm pretty sure that you could find that in just about every extreme eroge out there. The best show of this season for any person with taste (hey, I can be 'modest' too) would either be K-On if you're a Kyoani nut, Valkyria Chronicles if you like normal war combat shows, FMA 2 if you like shounen, or Higashi no Eden if you like GITS's level of plot.
Post by DocHaus (923 posts) See mini bio Level 18
Apparently, I need to start adding sarcasm tags to my posts.
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
Sure, it might be the worst thing ever, but it's so bad it's entertaining to watch. Like pterodactyl porn. Google it.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
o0o-h  yeah

Sigue said:
"Sure, it might be the worst thing ever, but it's so bad it's entertaining to watch. Like pterodactyl porn. Google it.
"
eew, i'd rather watch gorno than that
Post by bakiyuu (3 posts) See mini bio Level 1
Honestly, what where you going to expect?? The anime is a spin off of game books that where ecchi and fanservice-tastic. There was not much of a story to go off of in the first place. Just breast's and fighting. So of course, thats what the anime will contain: Breast's and fighting. If anyone seriously thought there would be more, then what queen's blade book where they looking at??
Post by Sonata (35,106 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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Sigue said:
"Sure, it might be the worst thing ever, but it's so bad it's entertaining to watch. Like pterodactyl porn. Google it.
"
Pterodactyl Porn!?!?!...I dont even want to know lol


Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
Sonata said:
"Sigue said:
"Sure, it might be the worst thing ever, but it's so bad it's entertaining to watch. Like pterodactyl porn. Google it.
"
Pterodactyl Porn!?!?!...I dont even want to know lol


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You kinda do. There's a hand puppet.
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