Goku & Anne Frank -- The Fanfiction Love Drama

Topic started by ZombiePie on Feb. 4, 2011. Last post by Samimista 2 years, 7 months ago.
Post by ZombiePie (862 posts) See mini bio Level 15
I have a confession...I was addicted to reading fan fiction for a good chunk of my dark teenage years. None of which looking back was...good. Anyways lately I have been messing around with formspring when someone jokingly liked me to some really bad fan fiction. That bad news is that this repressed dark side of me that I haven't dealt with for years has returned and I am now on the prowl for works of "art." Anyways one of my favorite things to do is to read historical fan fiction based on real people...sometimes they are actually really good explorations about what could have been. Well I typed in on Google Anne Frank fan fiction remembering that I read a pretty good fan fiction about the Diary of Anne Frank from the perspective of Otto Frank. I wasn't able this fan fiction...but instead I found this:

Part I:

Anne sighed as she sat in her room, staring at her wall. She just
finished writing in her diary, and had nothing to do. Life was boring
in the Secret Annex, but it was better than the alternative. It
was alright talking to Peter and Margot, but they were both such quiet
people, unlike the always active Anne. All of a sudden, a flash of
light appeared in the room! Anne jumped back, stifling a scream. Before
she could run out the closed door she noticed that the person who
appeared in the flash was not a Nazi officer, but someone who she had
never seen before! His clothes were very strange, and his hair was in
a spiky style that was totally new to her. She stood against the wall,
wary of the stranger, but he walked towards her and smiled, extending a
hand. "My name is Goku." The mysterious stranger said. Anne nervously
put her hand in his. He bent down and kissed it softly, then let go.
Anne blushed, feeling something she had never felt before go off inside
of her. "My name is Anne..." she replied quietly. "I'm sorry for what
just happened," Goku told her, "But I was caught in a time portal and
deposited here! My power cells will recharge soon, but until then, I'm
stuck here." Anne had no idea what the handsome visitor was talking
about, but she played along. "Well, sir" she said. "You may stay in my
room as long as you like!" Anne blushed again as she said this, and
giggled slightly. Goku looked around, and then sat on the bed. "Thank
you for the invitation. I'll be sure to repay you for it soon." Anne
did not understand what he meant by that, however, when he spoke, she
felt a warmth deep inside of her. She sat by him on the bed, staring
at the man's beautiful eyes. Finally, she could stand it no longer.
Anne leaned over and kissed the stranger on the cheek, and then pulled
back quickly, not sure of what she had done. "I'm sorry..." she said,
as she stumbled to find the right words. The visitor smirked. "No,
that's quite alright." He replied with a smile, putting one arm around
her. "You know, you're a very beautiful girl, but I... well..." Anne
looked at him, troubled. "What's the matter?" she said, with a sweet
smile. Goku looked nervous. "I... I'm already married." he finally
managed to choke out. Anne pulled away from him abruptly. "No!" she
said loudly, almost in tears. "I'm sorry..." he replied. Anne was
furious. "Nothing ever goes right!" she cried out. "I have to go
now, my power cells have recharged." said Goku. Anne was in tears
by now, staring at the wall so she wouldn't see Goku's face. He
smiled a sad smile, and disappeared in another flash, out of Anne's
life forever. Anne never forgot him, though... not until the end of time.

Part II:

One month. Well, it didn’t feel like a month. To Anne Frank, a Jew in hiding from the Nazis, it seemed like a year. One month since the fateful encounter with the mysterious man from another world, who she only knew as ‘Goku’. The handsome stranger had stepped through time and into her life, then disappeared without a trace. Anne was almost sure that they’d never meet again, even though not one day passed without her dreaming of him. Little did she know, however, that their lives were tied by the unbreakable red string of fate.

It was another boring day in the Secret Annex. Anne sat on the bed of her room, writing in her diary. It never occurred to her, however, that this entry would be her last. As she wrote in the quiet attic, there was a loud noise from downstairs. Her heart jumped with both fear and excitement. Was it them? The Nazis? Or, could it be… him? She had no idea whether to run downstairs or to hide. That decision, however, was made for her. Her door flew open, and a tall soldier was visible in the doorway, glaring at her. The cries of her family members and friends were tuned out as Anne only thought of one thing. She stood up and followed the soldier out of her room, down the stairs, and into the back of a truck. “So this is it.” She said quietly to herself. “I’ll never see him, my one true love, ever again. And all those years of hiding… they were for naught.” Then, Anne realized that she left her precious diary up in her room. She broke loose from the officer, and made a dash back into the shop, when he removed a gun from his holster and fired a shot in her direction. Anne fell to the floor.

Anne lay on the floor, feeling searing pain run through her leg, where the bullet had met its mark. The Gestapo officer menacingly moved towards her, grinning, when all of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light, causing the officer to shield his eyes. A huge cloud of smoke appeared next to Anne, blocking her from the soldier’s vision. When the smoke cleared, he was in for quite a surprise. There was Goku, holding Anne in his arms, standing next to a huge metal capsule. “Goku!” cried Anne “You came back… for me!” Goku smiled. “Anything for you, my dear.” He said. “Our love will never be lost… not until the end of time.” The Gestapo officer turned tail and ran, but Goku was too quick for him. After laying Anne on the concrete, he dashed towards the Nazi and knocked him to the ground, unconscious, with only one blow. “Nazi scum.” Muttered Goku as he spit on his enemy’s limp body, then returned to Anne. “Here, I have something for you.” Goku said, as he removed a small bean from his pocket. “What on earth is this?” asked Anne. Goku smiled, remember how ignorant she was to what was everyday life to him. “A senzu bean.” He said. “Just eat it, and it will cure your leg.” Anne followed his instructions and popped the bean into her mouth, as the wound on her calve magically healed. “Now come on.” Commanded Goku. “We’ve got some Nazi ass to kick.” Anne jumped on the mysterious Saiyan’s back, as he launched off into the sky.

After only a few moments, the two of them arrived in Berlin. Tanks were parading down the street, as Adolf Hitler himself stood on a platform overlooking it all. “Stay here.” Goku said, dropping Anne in a shaded area under a tree. He then flew straight towards the parade of tanks, fist outstretched, screaming as loud as he could. The soldiers below scattered in terror, while the tanks tried to aim their cannons at him. He was too quick and nimble for them, however, and opened the hatch of a nearby Panzer, then headed inside. After dispatching of the soldiers in control of the war machine, he took the wheel. He fired round after round into the crowds of Nazi soldiers, occasionally firing at the other tanks. After only minutes, there was nothing but a cloud of dust and corpses. Goku emerged from the tank’s hatch, smiling now that he had done his duty. When all of the dust cleared, there were only two people remaining on the parade ground: Goku, the Saiyan hero, and Adolf Hitler, the most evil man ever to walk the earth.

Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street in front of Goku, pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby. Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his knee with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

Anne looked on in awe, not sure what was going on. At first, it seemed like her lover would win the battle, but now she was not so sure. Goku now seemed scared of his opponent, and it was for a good reason. Hitler continued to speak “Goku, can’t you see? I’ve reached a power level 10 TIMES anything you’ve ever achieved! Your fate is sealed, weakling.” Even though the battle seemed unwinnable, Goku charged in, screaming at the top of his lungs. Every blow he struck with was deflected off of Hitler’s rock hard body. Hitler waited for Goku to tire himself out, then raised his fist and punched Goku. And one punch was enough. Goku was knocked across the street into a large propaganda poster of Hitler, thudding to the cold, hard ground. Hitler laughed, thinking that victory was in his hands at last. Goku, however, was not ready to give up. Bruised and battered, he rose from the ground, limping in Hitler’s direction. The Nazi leader laughed. “You still want to fight? Don’t you know when to give up, boy? You can hardly walk. And you expect to beat ME? Conqueror of Europe?” Goku ignored Adolf’s taunts as he continued to stumble his way forward. Finally, the two archrivals were standing face to face. Goku stared Hitler into the eye, then screamed “This… is for LOVE!” and flew up into the sky, his hair turning blonde, his eyes blue, and an aura of power radiating from him. Hitler looked on in horror at Goku. He had made the ultimate achievement. He had become a Super Ultra Power Saiyan. Goku made a cup shape with his hands, aiming at Hitler, as he belted out the words “Kame… Hame… HAAAAA!” as a beam of pure energy shot at his enemy, disintegrating the Nazi leader’s body. Goku then collapsed to the ground in a heap, exhausted from the fight. Two years later: Anne and Goku had finally reached the date of their wedding. After the battle, Anne and Goku destroyed the time machine and took a boat to Australia. They changed their names and lived new lives, ready to start over. The two young people looked into each others eyes as they kissed, as the reverend pronounced them man and wife. Finally, it seemed, Anne was at peace. And they would always be together, until the end of time

In Conclusion

Sooo...yeah this is a real thing that I had no part in creating. In this blog I seek not to insult but to praise creativity. Who would have ever thought to write about Anne Frank and Goku having a relationship? I sure as hell wouldn't have. In the wonderful world of creative writing everything is open to criticism and praise. This time I seek to praise the unusuals and peculiarities that most would simply never have cared about in the first. So please, rest assured I love this work of writing. It has brought me more pleasure than most works have.
Post by sickVisionz (4,332 posts) See mini bio Level 24
I came in ready to laugh but that wall of text scared me like a small child.  Goku x Frank would make a nice doujinshi.  It probably wouldn't be as touching as Vegeta's List though.
Post by ZombiePie (862 posts) See mini bio Level 15
@sickVisionz:  Again I cannot reiterate that the time and creativity that put into this is commendable. All you need to know is that Goku creates a harem and has Anne Frank is a part of it. Hitler steals Anne Frank. Goku kills Hitler using a Kahme...whatever the hell you call, and that is after saying "THIS...IS FOR LOVE!" They live happily ever after.
Post by hitsusatsu11 (10,747 posts) See mini bio Level 20
I haven't seen something so shockingly wrong since I found that copy of the Necronomicon and accidentally summoned Yog Sothoth.
Post by SSJjanemba (2,561 posts) See mini bio Level 11

dont ppl have any respect for the dead??
Post by sickVisionz (4,332 posts) See mini bio Level 24
@zombiepie:  If only I had the Photoshop skills to show you how amazing Vegeta's List could be...
Vegeta is a vainglorious and greedy German businessman who becomes unlikely humanitarian amid the barbaric Nazi reign when he feels compelled to turn his Saiyan Space Pod factory into a refuge for Jews.  A testament for the good in all of us.
I tried to see if the internet had anything for me but this is the best I could find: 

Post by Daniel_Newton (3,323 posts) See mini bio Level 20
“Now come on.” Commanded Goku. “We’ve got some Nazi ass to kick.” Anne jumped on the mysterious Saiyan’s back, as he launched off into the sky. 
For some reason this line made it for me. Fucking yes.
Post by ZombiePie (862 posts) See mini bio Level 15
@SSJjanemba:  Dude....really? Are you really asking that question? 

@sickVisionz: Now that I think about I think I have seen this before.
Post by ShadowKnight508 (5,358 posts) See mini bio Level 19
@zombiepie:  My god...I do not know what I just read, but it was EPIC. I must send my best regards to whoever put the effort into writing this xD
Post by DocHaus (938 posts) See mini bio Level 18
This is the greatest piece of literature known to mankind! Ah. Ha. Haaa. Haaaaaaaa.
Post by Destinyheroknight (10,512 posts) See mini bio Level 21
  If you are to lazy to read, watch this video
Goku is way out of character, I will find this person and destroy them with my ki Blast
Post by EquitasInvictus (332 posts) See mini bio Level 15
That was one of the most tastelessly entertaining reads I've had from fan fiction, and I used to read lots of them! There is something inherently bad about the idea, but it was executed so well (in terms of fan fiction quality) that I can't help but applaud the author for being that fanciful while remaining coherent. Great find!
 Also an awesome find! I love readings like these. Even right after reading the fic myself, I'm still very thoroughly entertained by that video - especially how he reads out the "ellipses" - that's a great touch. 
Post by Destinyheroknight (10,512 posts) See mini bio Level 21
Yeah, when I first saw this it put me into shock of how crazy it was 
You should watch the other fan fiction he reads, they more crazier this one
Post by sotyfan16 (1,342 posts) See mini bio Level 20

Wrong on numerous levels. I feel, after watching the video and reading the story myself, like Billy Madison when he was given no points for his answer about the Industrial Revolution. I got a few laughs from the video at least but that fan fiction is strange to say the least.

Post by CodeBlanco (4 posts) See mini bio Level 9
Hahaha I read this one a while back and had to quit half way through cause I was laughing so hard. It makes one wonder though, if they make these for humorous reasons or if they really believe in that kind of pairing? O_O
Post by Destinyheroknight (10,512 posts) See mini bio Level 21
Someone call the fanfict police
Post by nickzambuto (52 posts) See mini bio Level 8

I don't know what to say. This is... just... amazing.

Post by Samimista (178 posts) See mini bio Level 12

And just when I thought fanfictions couldn't get even more weird with the pairings.

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