Your anime "Seal Team VI"

Topic started by AgentJ on May 4, 2011. Last post by AgentJ 3 years, 6 months ago.
Post by AgentJ (1,545 posts) See mini bio Level 13
On Sunday night, at around 8:30 PT, the world was suddenly supplied with a piece of information it had been waiting to hear for nearly ten years. One of the most infamous men in modern history had finally been killed. And while the focus was rightly on the man who now lives in a pineapple under the sea, we have understandably heard very little about the elite team that put an end to him. Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gave us a first look at the team, which included Rambo, Vin Diesel, Master Chief, Batman, McClane, Lara Croft, and Kung Fu Panda. 
   But you know what? These characters are pussies compared to the team anime Prime Minister Kan would put together. You've got a target that needs killing, whether its Bin Laden or Frieza, and one seven-man squad to take him down, and have the ability to recover the body. Who do you send on such an important mission?

Seal Team VI

1. Motoko Kusanagi

When it comes to stealth and information-gathering, no one is better than the leader of Section 9.

2. Yusuke Urameshi

With a valuable ability to match his level of force to the scale of the target, and his long-range expertise, Yusuke would be an ideal special-forces member. *boom* headshot.

3. Lelouch Lamperouge

With a tactics expert of this caliber, any mission could be labeled a success before it even begins. And there's hardly a stealthier way to kill a target than to have one of his minions do it for you.

4. Revy

The quickest draw in the southeast, Revy is likely the ideal first-line in close-quarters. Imagine the havoc wreaked by her and Kusanagi.

5. Kira Yamato

When pistols and fingerbangs aren't enough, sometimes you just need to bring in the big guns. Kira and his Freedom Gundam specialize in taking out multiple targets at once.

6. Yoichi Hiruma

As they say, fight fire with fire, right? Hiruma would be a counter-terrorist in that he terrorizes his targets. An automatic weapons specialist as well as being well-versed in psychological warfare, there is no greater fury than that of Hiruma's whims. Be afraid.

7. Greed

Entirely unreliable, yes, but when bullets don't hurt, it doesn't matter how big their guns are. Another fun pairing with Revy.

Stupid choices? Who would you bring?
Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
Only THREE people with proficiency in firearms??? YOU SUCK. XD
Post by AgentJ (1,545 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:
" Only THREE people with proficiency in firearms??? YOU SUCK. XD "
Hold on a minute... *counts*
Makoto (Obvious)
Revy (Obvious)
Yoichi (never ending supply of explosives and automatic weapons that he got from training at an american military base in Japan)
Yusuke (Finga-bang bang you into my life)
Kira (BIG ASS GUNDAM)
THATS 5! STOP CONFUSING ME!
Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
@AgentJ said:
" @Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:
" Only THREE people with proficiency in firearms??? YOU SUCK. XD "
Hold on a minute... *counts*
Makoto (Obvious)
Revy (Obvious)
Yoichi (never ending supply of explosives and automatic weapons that he got from training at an american military base in Japan)
Yusuke (Finga-bang bang you into my life)
Kira (BIG ASS GUNDAM)
THATS 5! STOP CONFUSING ME!
"
Yusuke and Kira don't count- Shotgun for Yusuke is still a spirit-based attack (nice AMV Hell reference, though), and a Gundam's just that- an armored mobile support unit manned by a single pilot. It's still only three.
Post by Haofan123 (3,675 posts) See mini bio Level 13

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1. Lelouch vi Britania- a brilliant tactician and the ultimate military power in his verse, Lelouch is a valuable asset to any team

2. Light Yagami Aka Kira is the ultimate assassin, able to kill people using his death note without leaving a trace

3.Kakashi Hitake is a hidden leaf shinobi and a former member of the ANBU black ops. His ninjalike stealth is a valuable asset to any team in addition to his arsenal of devestating jutsus.

4. Roy Mustang- Aside from his massive firepower(pun intended) he is also skilled at gathering very useful information and forming elaborate plans with limited recources

5. General Armstrong- a formidable opponent in battle, she is also a spectacular leader, who will always lead her soldiers to victory

6. Alucard- An immortal vampire that comes with his own army of 3 million soldiers and two 35 pound handguns. Nuff said.

7.The greatest Detective in the world, his deductive ability is astounding and his skills will ensure victory for his team.

Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12

 Team Firefight
 Team Firefight
Can be outnumbered but never outgunned
  • Cyborg Kurochan
  • Briareos Hetachonchires
  • Jigen Daisuke
  • Train Heartnet
  • Vash The Stampede
  • Rushuna Tendo
  • Duke Togo
  • Death The Kid
  • Rosette Christopher
  • Brandon Heat




Post by AgentJ (1,545 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:
" @AgentJ said:
" @Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:
" Only THREE people with proficiency in firearms??? YOU SUCK. XD "
Hold on a minute... *counts*
Makoto (Obvious)
Revy (Obvious)
Yoichi (never ending supply of explosives and automatic weapons that he got from training at an american military base in Japan)
Yusuke (Finga-bang bang you into my life)
Kira (BIG ASS GUNDAM)
THATS 5! STOP CONFUSING ME!
"
Yusuke and Kira don't count- Shotgun for Yusuke is still a spirit-based attack (nice AMV Hell reference, though), and a Gundam's just that- an armored mobile support unit manned by a single pilot. It's still only three. "
If you say so, but I'd think a Spirit Gun would hurt just as bad as any other "physical" weapon, same as the giant robot with lasers :P BTW what is AMV Hell? I was just quoting South Park...
Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
@AgentJ said:
" @Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:
" @AgentJ said:
" @Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:
" Only THREE people with proficiency in firearms??? YOU SUCK. XD "
Hold on a minute... *counts*
Makoto (Obvious)
Revy (Obvious)
Yoichi (never ending supply of explosives and automatic weapons that he got from training at an american military base in Japan)
Yusuke (Finga-bang bang you into my life)
Kira (BIG ASS GUNDAM)
THATS 5! STOP CONFUSING ME!
"
Yusuke and Kira don't count- Shotgun for Yusuke is still a spirit-based attack (nice AMV Hell reference, though), and a Gundam's just that- an armored mobile support unit manned by a single pilot. It's still only three. "
If you say so, but I'd think a Spirit Gun would hurt just as bad as any other "physical" weapon, same as the giant robot with lasers :P BTW what is AMV Hell? I was just quoting South Park... "
  
Post by AgentJ (1,545 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto: Damn it, I thought I was original...
Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
@AgentJ: Someone already beat you to it. XD
Post by PenguinDust (1,008 posts) See mini bio Level 13
Well, since I am a fan of the harem genre, my team reflects a little less balance sexually, so the team leader is Shikamaru Nara (Naruto/Shippuuden).  I know he's not ballistics trained, but I will sacrifice that for his tactical genius and ninja skills.  The rest of the team is made like so: 

Mikoto Misaka - A Certain Scientific Railgun  
Yoko Littner - Gurren Lagann 
Riza Hawkeye - Full Metal Alchemist  
Triela - Gunslinger Girls
Akane Mishima - Kampfer
Panty - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt


Of course, they all have romantic feelings for Shikamaru who is unfathomably oblivious to their advances.  Whenever they're not engaging in secret black ops in some isolated shithole across the globe, the girls are arguing over breast size and whether or not any one of them should go on a date with him.  They've each vowed not to lose to any of the other girls in this matter.  However, when called to duty, they are all professionals and sometimes even a little trigger happy.  Occasionally, they topple a skyscraper to kill a roach.  


 

Post by AgentJ (1,545 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@PenguinDust: I hope their raging hormones aren't getting in the way of the mission :P
I was OH so close to including Yoko :P
Post by PenguinDust (1,008 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@AgentJ said:
" @PenguinDust: I hope their raging hormones aren't getting in the way of the mission :P... "
Of course not, that would be cliché and harem animes are always uniquely original.  Now, let me tell you about the mission at the hot springs... ;-p
Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
@PenguinDust said:
" @AgentJ said:
" @PenguinDust: I hope their raging hormones aren't getting in the way of the mission :P... "
Of course not, that would be cliché and harem animes are always uniquely original.  Now, let me tell you about the mission at the hot springs... ;-p "
Now THAT is something ripped from Fumoffu!!!
Post by AgentJ (1,545 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@PenguinDust said:
" @AgentJ said:
" @PenguinDust: I hope their raging hormones aren't getting in the way of the mission :P... "
Of course not, that would be cliché and harem animes are always uniquely original.  Now, let me tell you about the mission at the hot springs... ;-p "
I really did legitimately LOL :P
Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
@AgentJ: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Now... imagine yourself as Justin Bieber in this next clip.   
Post by AgentJ (1,545 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto: Not sure why you're so pissed at me as to wish I was shot by all of cinema's greatest heroes, but me being a bleedin' heart lib-rul, I'd never be pulling that gun in the first place, so I think I'm safe. 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
@AgentJ: You're still dead... or at least ventilated for that fresher feeling.
Post by MrASSH0LE (2,335 posts) See mini bio Level 12

ANIME JUSTICE LEAGUE

1. Goku

Superman.Flight,light speed, throws energy and can destroy planets and galaxies.

2. Alucard

Martian manhunter cause he mindfucks poeples

3. L Lawliet

Batman.Smart,rich and has a butler

4. Edward Elric

Green Lantern.Can create a variety of objects

5. Aang

Aquaman.Controls water and all 3 other elements

6. Sephiroth

Hawkman

7. Sailor Moon

Wonder Woman

8. Ichigo Kurosaki

Flash.Super speed

Post by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (8,779 posts) See mini bio Level 18
@mrassh0le: Ichigo would be more suited for Superman...
  
  
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