You Deserve This: Attack Girls DVD Giveaway

Topic started by John_Martone on Aug. 25, 2009. Last post by Lady_Nightmare 5 years ago.
Post by John_Martone (2,992 posts) See mini bio Level 10
 
 
 
Now that we've discussed the films "finer" merits as well as its, umm, flaws, we are all but done with Attack Girls Swim Team versus The Undead. All that is left is to share what we have, and thus, we are giving away a copy of the movie. Its so simple it hurts. All you have to do is comment. Comment telling us why you think you deserve this.
 
Are you currently on a swim team? Have you been hounded by an evil doctor who trained you to become an assassin? Are you currently a member of the undead?
 
Don't think too hard. We'll stop accepting submissions Thursday at 11:59 PM (PST), and randomly draw for the winner Friday. Just... like, do me a favor, and don't win if you are underage. I don't want to send this is a minor.
Post by zyn (74 posts) See mini bio Level 9
I think I deserve this because... I like Zombies and I like girls in swimsuits... beating the crap out of zombies.  So, it is best suited for me :)
Post by PrinnyFlute (25 posts) See mini bio Level 1
Because softcore porn without undead ninja sex training zombie makeout sessions just doesn't do it for me anymore.
Post by Niko (865 posts) See mini bio Level 8
I deserve this because I have a pitiful Asian live-action movie collection that I need to improve. Plus, hot girls with chainsaws are always relevant to my interests.
Post by ilikewhiterice (23 posts) See mini bio Level 15
  I belive I deserve this DVD becuase Japan has not made girls swim team vs Mt. Fuji movie yet.    
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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I don`t really deserve this even though i got rid of that annoying multi account/forum spammer/flamer who was haunting the site a few months back
Post by okand (34 posts) See mini bio Level 3
I believe I deserve this because the movie analysis group at my role-playing (and games and such in general) club needs some really stupid movie to MST3K.
Post by Kirielson (34 posts) See mini bio Level 1
I deserve this since I want to harrass my future roomates with C quality movies.
Post by GodLen (877 posts) See mini bio Level 10
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I deserve this because you haven't given me a Christmas present yet.
Post by DrJota (16 posts) See mini bio Level 2
I deserve this because I wish to one day make a synchronized swimming version of Thriller and need research material.
Post by Nebs (106 posts) See mini bio Level 2

I deserve this because it's been on my Amazon wish list for over 6 months, & I STILL haven't gotten it yet. =(
Post by Lunarmoth (193 posts) See mini bio Level 5
I want this move. Hell I just don't want it I NEED it. Really do; of all the new college classes I have now I need a movie to be so ridiculous and unbelievable to unwind at the end of the day. I'm not going to say please give me this movie, I am demanding you give it to me. So, I will be waiting for you to PM me so I can give you my address to mail it. 
 YOUR WELCOME.
Post by Black_Rose (1,204 posts) See mini bio Level 11
I deserve this because I'm never going to win it since i'm not american.
Post by ThePsychoGamer (1,835 posts) See mini bio Level 10
I deserve this cause i am the most avid gamer here, and such has already killed countless zombies in varioes ways, including using Guitars, infanite rocket launchers, chainsaws, and servbot heads. i got several achievments for Dead rising and most of the Trophies for residant evil 4, i master Mericarys in RE4, i've punched zombies back to death in ES Oblivion, and even killed a few in Left for dead, so why do i deserve this... i need more zombie EXP to perfect my zombie survinal plan. this would be used as importent reseach materail
Post by Void_Wizard (735 posts) See mini bio Level 9
I deserve this because I have never won anything on this site yet and I was a former member of animeonline. =D
Post by FoxxFireArt (2,643 posts) See mini bio Level 25
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I have an older brother who is turning 33 this September 13th. He likes Asian girls (as do I), but he also has this irrational fear of zombies.  I've been teasing him about it for well over a decade. As a gag gift a few years back I bought him a book called "The Zombie Survival Guide". It's a great book series, because they take it so seriously.
I love telling his friends this story. 
My brother never liked playing games, because he's not good at them. Though he did like watching me play computer games. I was playing Resident Evil 2, and he was sitting in the couch behind me. It was early in the game as I was walking through the Raccoon Police Department. You know how in horror movies they will play scary music when nothing is happening, but it will get really dramatic even thought nothing happened. This happened in the game. I walked into another room and the music suddenly got all dramatic. Next thing I hear my big brother behind me scream out. I was laughing like crazy. It's hilarious to hear my much larger older brother screaming like a little girl for absolutely NOTHING.
He HATES it when I bring this up. I'd love to give him this for his birthday. I know he'd both love this and hate it at the same time. Not to mention the look on his face always makes me laugh.
 
(FYI: I'm 31 years old. My devArt profile has my came to confirm http://foxxfireart.deviantart.com/ )
Post by Baku_Sensei (464 posts) See mini bio Level 10
I deserve to win because I am going to be a teacher VERY soon, and I need to know what students to make friends with. Also, I need to see this movie in order to increase my knowledge of high school romantic lesbian relationships, and to increase my knowledge of how to make a movie about the undead with little or no undead.
 
Also, John, I let you rant to me a little while playing Blazblue.
Post by Little_Sparrow (1,220 posts) See mini bio Level 12
 
 
 

I need to explain myself before I start: (Enter gentle violin music in the background) When I was a mere child I always dreamed of being part of an assassin swim team. Travelling the world and killing followed by the soothing feel of breaking the water over my body as the blood creates angelic mixes with the tenderness of the water. But before I could follow my dream I was struck down... That’s right I died in my prime! Days before I joined the swim team. Smack out of nowhere the number 9 to down town crushed my dream in a twisted mix of metal and screaming. But my tale does not end there oh no! I was brought back my body decomposed in front of my eyes, as the professor injected and cut at my body, I still remember those eyes. Deep blue filled with the passion of his work, he called us his children, but most of all I remember the hunger that replaced my warmth that was once inside my body. I needed to eat and eat i did, the professor fed us legs. Arms and brains! Until he died at the hands of a Assassin in a swim suit, I watched as the blood dripped down the sword, But then her focus turned to me and my friends in the cage. It was impressive as she cut us down one by one! I watched as my dream broke us into small parts, then it happened my teeth (what was left of them) broke the skin on her neck, her skin was so soft from all the swimming XD. as she died a single tear wept down my undead eye, as I killed my dream!!  
 
That’s why I deserve this film so I can see my dream once again!

Post by ComradeCrash (152 posts) See mini bio Level 7
Why I deserve this...? I need this movie because I would like to know how to handle zombies if I join the swim team and the zombie apocalypse happens during practice. 
 
Just like the reason i bought Shawn of the Dead. That movie taught me how to handle zombies WHILE dealing with relationship problems. :)
Post by forest (1 posts) See mini bio Level 1
I deserve this because I don't deserve it, and that's what makes it right. If movies like this teach us anything it's that it's not about what you deserve, but what you want and what you get. If we're really lucky in life, we get that happiness which we can only imagine and don't deserve. Also, for some reason I like zombie flicks with cute chicks. Plus I could use a few laughs 
 
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