The Official "John Martone" has a sexy voice thread.

Topic started by Kuro on May 25, 2009. Last post by Kuro 5 years, 5 months ago.
Post by Kuro (559 posts) See mini bio Level 5
Martone's voice is so sexy that when he was asked to be the main vocalist in K-On!, he declined because it wasn't good enough for his name.
Post by Cogito (478 posts) See mini bio Level 14
Martone's voice is so sexy, that while they were off fighting space aliens, they cloned 3 more of him and he was a temporary, and better replacement for the Beettles, during which he released the song Yellow Submarine and some of the other best albums, when they got back after Lenon was killed, Martone absorbed the clones and became John GARtone.
Post by Baku_Sensei (464 posts) See mini bio Level 10
John Martone's voice is so sexy that hearing it made me grow female genitalia.
Post by gia (3,032 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@Baku_Sensei: pics or GTFO <3
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
John Martone's voice is so sexy that the only equally soothing force in the universe are his freakishly soft hands.
Post by Baku_Sensei (464 posts) See mini bio Level 10
gia said:
@Baku_Sensei: pics or GTFO &lt;3
If you okay it, I will show you the place that I intend to receive the seed of Martone
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
Baku_Sensei said:
gia said: @Baku_Sensei: pics or GTFO &amp;lt;3 If you okay it, I will show you the place that I intend ... [more]
I'll okay it.
Post by Niko (865 posts) See mini bio Level 8
John Martone's voice is so sexy, it melts all women around the world, causing partial third impact.
Post by darkcyder (142 posts) See mini bio Level 8
John's voice is so sexy my ears came.
Post by Kuro (559 posts) See mini bio Level 5
Martone's voice is so sexy that when he sang Libera Me, the universe exploded and the entire process started over again.
Post by Niko (865 posts) See mini bio Level 8
John Martone's voice is so sexy, he is actually the lead singer of JAM Project, whose songs are dedicated to God Len (referencing one thread in another for the win).
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
John Martone's voice is so sexy that God fashioned angels' voices after his.
Post by Kuro (559 posts) See mini bio Level 5
Martone's voice is so sexy that he can summon Shenron without the dragonballs.
Post by Niko (865 posts) See mini bio Level 8
John Martone's voice is so sexy, each syllable he speaks has its own harem.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
John Martone's voice is so sexy he made Chuck Norris came
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
Johnmartone's voice is so sexy that he can talk lions out of killing zebras.
Post by Kuro (559 posts) See mini bio Level 5
John Martone's voice is so sext that it's what inspired God to create sex.
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