The Official "God Len" is cool thread.

Topic started by Kuro on May 23, 2009. Last post by GodLen 5 years, 6 months ago.
Post by Kuro (559 posts) See mini bio Level 6
God Len is so cool that he can go from 0 to over 9000 in seconds.
Post by darkcyder (142 posts) See mini bio Level 8
God Len is so cool they had to take away his Gundam for fear he'd conquer us all.
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
God Len is so cool he impregnated me just by talking to me. Over the internet. I am male.
Post by Kuro (559 posts) See mini bio Level 6
God Len is so cool that he doesn't need a Devil's Fruit to be one of the Shichibukai.
Post by Niko (865 posts) See mini bio Level 8
God Len is so cool, they made him an anime blogging double agent and he gets all the girls and shaken martinis he wants.
Post by rocketbomber (226 posts) See mini bio Level 9
@niko:

Martinis should be stirred, not shaken.  Don't shake the martini; you'll bruise the gin.

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God Len is so cool, NASA has him on a retainer just in case some dumb astronaut accidentally raises the ire of a extraterrestrial race of 12 meter tall humanoids in battle suits.  He doesn't need protoculture, he is protoculture.

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and only the breath of vermouth --  swish a half-shot around the glass then pour it out before adding the gin (stirred with ice, not shaken, and then strained into the glass) -- and if you must use vodka nothing else changes.  If pressed though... I'd have to say... a twist of lemon for a gin martini, and three olives for a vodka martini.  Otherwise, exactly the same, and no shaking.  Fleming wouldn't know his ass from a good cocktail if it walked up the beach wearing nothing but a white bikini and a diving knife.
Post by MoonStorm (360 posts) See mini bio Level 9
What make GodLen so cool. It how he got his name he use to be plain of Len tell he defended the god of animu and calmed he rightful place and named himself GodLen
Post by GodLen (877 posts) See mini bio Level 10
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God Len is so cool that he went back in time, married a monkey, and started the human race.
Post by Kuro (559 posts) See mini bio Level 6
God Len is so cool that he has his own Core Drill.
Post by Niko (865 posts) See mini bio Level 8
God Len is so cool that he caught Mazinger Z's rocket punches and now uses them for gloves.
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
Godlen means "really awesome" in an ancient Sumerian script.
Post by Lunarmoth (193 posts) See mini bio Level 5
Godlen is cooler then the other side of the pillow. well you know besides Billy Dee Williams.
Post by darkcyder (142 posts) See mini bio Level 8
GodLen is so cool that the people who stand behind him just kill themselves.
Post by Sigue (860 posts) See mini bio Level 8
GodLen is so cool that the people who kill themselves come back to life. Scholars agree that Jesus' resurrection was just GodLen walking passed his tomb on his way to doing something awesome.
Post by GodLen (877 posts) See mini bio Level 10
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God Len is so cool he has a suit made entirely out of Sham WOWs.
Post by Koiyuki (31 posts) See mini bio Level 2
GodLen is so cool he writes for Anime Vice
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
God Len is so cool that he is his own mother and father

that he is Chuck Norris's Beard
Post by Zeouterlimits (516 posts) See mini bio Level 7
GodLen said:
God Len is so cool that he went back in time, married a monkey, and started the human race. [more]

God Len is so cool that he makes bestiality look morally okay, even cool.
Post by RedZBaylon (32 posts) See mini bio Level 1
God Len sniffs people when they sleep in the same room as him.
Post by Nerx (13,843 posts) See mini bio Level 12
God Len is soo cool that he is practically an Ice Cube
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