Snooki VS Piccolo

Topic started by Goku_The_Hero97 on Jan. 21, 2013. Last post by DBZ_universe 1 year, 7 months ago.
Post by Goku_The_Hero97 (42 posts) See mini bio Level 7

VS

Snooki is a species known to not be from planet Earth. She has the ability to become famous without doing anything and she can manipulate matter. She uses her matter manipulating abilities to turn everything she touches to shit. She can also consume 100 + liters of alcohol a day without being affected. She has near unlimited stamina, as she dances for hours on end showing off her privates to the world. Lastly, she has the ability to stare at almost anyone and kill them instantly. This is due to her facial features turning normal people's insides into dust.

Piccolo needs no description.

- Both blood lusted

- Snooki can use hump 5 times a minute

- Battle takes place in a dance club (Snooki's homeworld)

- No prep

- Battle to the death!

Post by SpeedForceSpider (4,904 posts) See mini bio Level 15

She sounds like a bitch. Piccolo utilizes his mack hand on this cunt.

Post by Jinbeifan1 (3,275 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@Goku_The_Hero97: wow you hate her A LOT huh? This is how I feel about the kardashians. they're a stupid ass family who got famous because they're hot

Post by Dream (7,499 posts) See mini bio Level 21
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About all I'll say....

Post by MarioRedfield (1,743 posts) See mini bio Level 11

Snooki lolstomps. This is just absolute spite.

Post by UltimateHero0406 (5,035 posts) See mini bio Level 16

@MarioRedfield said:

Snooki lolstomps. This is just absolute spite.

Nah Piccolo should win. Snooki is not too bright. He could throw a martini or hot guy off a cliff and she would follow.

Winner: Piccolo

Post by MarioRedfield (1,743 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@UltimateHero0406: You're just in denial. See, unlike Goku, Piccolo doesn't just win because he's Piccolo. Goku has a power called Gokuvision which effectively stomps everyone he comes in contact with. however, Piccolo should lose pretty handily here. Snooki will b**ch him out, and he will blow his own brains out as a result

Post by UltimateHero0406 (5,035 posts) See mini bio Level 16

@MarioRedfield: Nah, he survived training Goten and Trunks. And then he trained Gotenks who brat X10. If he was going to kill himself it would be then.

Post by MarioRedfield (1,743 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@UltimateHero0406: You don't seem to understand the full extent of the Snooki Force. It makes Toon Force look like it's weak as Snooki... Oops.

Post by UltimateHero0406 (5,035 posts) See mini bio Level 16

@MarioRedfield: Hmm, hmm, I tellin ya dude. Piccolo could be like, "Kill yourself and I'll buy you some shots." and she'll be like , "OK!!!" before the insanity makes his head explode.

Post by solesamurai (1,250 posts) See mini bio Level 8

Thanks...I crapped my pants i laughed so hard. -.-

Post by DBZ_universe (15,676 posts) See mini bio Level 17

Jersey Shore is a shitty stupid show therefor Piccolo blows up the planet.

Post by Sonata (35,342 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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Couldn't Snooki suck him into her snatch and drain his life force, like the Vampire Tramp she is.
Post by DBZ_universe (15,676 posts) See mini bio Level 17

@Sonata said:

Couldn't Snooki suck him into her snatch and drain his life force, like the Vampire Tramp she is.

No, that wouldn't work and I have a scan here to prove it.

Fangirls
Fangirls
Post by ComicMan24 (8,759 posts) See mini bio Level 12

This thread... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by Sonata (35,342 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@DBZ_universe: No I'm not talking about just his member, but his entire body:P
Post by DBZ_universe (15,676 posts) See mini bio Level 17

@Sonata: Oh, well idk then... all I know is that Piccolo must avoid her at all cause... he needs to keep his DODGE skills open.

Post by Sonata (35,342 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@DBZ_universe: Exactly lol
Post by DBZ_universe (15,676 posts) See mini bio Level 17

@Sonata: He should destroy New Jersey so all this madness can go away.

Post by Sonata (35,342 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@DBZ_universe: No one will miss Jersey either, thats a good Idea:P
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