Joke Battle: Umineko Witches vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

Topic started by GeneralVan on March 27, 2014. Last post by GeneralVan 1 month ago.
Post by GeneralVan (2,016 posts) See mini bio Level 9

So Stone Cold decides to whoop some ass in Rokkenjima.

Here is how it goes.

All of the witches are at their most powerful.

Stone Cold gets a forklift, beer truck, his pickup truck, and Brock Lesnar's ATV.

He has 10 seconds to wipe the witches out.

Can he do it?

Post by taichokage (14,199 posts) See mini bio Level 20
Aren't deliberate spite threads against the rules? How do the Umineko Witches even affect Stone? Might want to edit the OP a little.
Post by flashback180 (881 posts) See mini bio Level 14
o_o  Sounds like the beginning of a harem plot 
Post by GeneralVan (2,016 posts) See mini bio Level 9

@taichokage: I mean multiversal destruction could potentially buy them a little time I guess.

Post by LHWKnight (2,753 posts) See mini bio Level 12

He'd make it rain beer on them hoes lmao

Post by hitsusatsu11 (10,747 posts) See mini bio Level 20

This is like the 99 royal rumble all over again

Post by cosmicdude (424 posts) See mini bio Level 9

Rokkenjima gets stomped!

Post by CosmicKnight75 (682 posts) See mini bio Level 9
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Two ways this is going down for the witches.......

And this is assuming he doesnt just send them off the ring XD

Post by GeneralVan (2,016 posts) See mini bio Level 9
This was a stomp thread lol. It could be worse. At least the witches aren't up against UFC fighters. That would be a legit spite thread.
Post by CosmicKnight75 (682 posts) See mini bio Level 9
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@GeneralVan: ^ Of course, UFC is the real deal

Post by Bigheart711 (4,096 posts) See mini bio Level 21
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The Beer Truck explodes and sends the witches flying. XD

Post by CerusSerenade (2,680 posts) See mini bio Level 10

But the cats... and the lesbian love-making would keep Stone fapping and awwing for eternity...

Post by CosmicKnight75 (682 posts) See mini bio Level 9
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@CerusSerenade: What?

2:37 - 3:42 and 3:50 - 4:00 for emphasis

Post by CerusSerenade (2,680 posts) See mini bio Level 10

@CosmicKnight75: Please, someone full of that much testosterone is helpless against kitties and lesbian love.

Post by CosmicKnight75 (682 posts) See mini bio Level 9
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@CerusSerenade: Exactly. All that manliness means a few pyschotic lolis arent gonna fly for Stone Cold. Featherine just might pull it off though. If she does, it still sounds like a win for Stone Cold XD

Post by Sonata (35,514 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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Stone Cold had a hottie like Debra for a wife, he still smacked her lol.

Post by Dream (7,903 posts) See mini bio Level 21
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@CerusSerenade: Austin's married. He'd have no interest in lesbians by this point. :P

Not to mention that he wasn't gun-shy to give a Stunner to women, as Stephanie and Linda McMahon would learn.

Post by reiyo (209 posts) See mini bio Level 13

Featherine might work it out. She might get assigned to be the new script writer and will make Steve lose.

However, without that, who can even harm Stone Cold?

Post by Sonata (35,514 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Dream: Don't forget Lita as well lol

10:30

Post by UltimateHero0406 (5,047 posts) See mini bio Level 16

Stone Cold Stunner puts them 6 ft under.

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