Joke Battle: Goku Takes on...

Topic started by Dream on March 26, 2014. Last post by BloodSprinkles 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
Post by Dream (7,617 posts) See mini bio Level 21
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Can our Saiyan hero prevail in a battle to the finish against...

This Big Rigs truck that can travel at light speed in reverse with no regard for the laws of physics.

Battle takes place on the shown race course with both 100 miles apart from one another.

Who wins this?

Post by jerfro23 (146 posts) See mini bio Level 12

Dear Jesus that game was full of bugs all truck has to do break one of its windows and let the broken glass do the rest

Post by Vapovile (1,977 posts) See mini bio Level 16

Goku would get splattered by the truck that can exponentially accelerate past the speed of light. Goku has a limit to his speed, while this buggy rig has no limits at all.

Post by taichokage (13,284 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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At 0:16 it looks like the truck phased right through the bridge. It should have no problem against physical damage. Also Goku has a history of not performing well with automobiles. Couple that with Lightpeed movement and Goku could be in for serious trouble. Would you consider adding a Senzu bean as prep for Goku?
Post by Dream (7,617 posts) See mini bio Level 21
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@jerfro23: Not bugs. The programmers that made this were dumb enough to release the game when it wasn't even in a beta stage. No collision detection or AI programmed for the other truck that is supposed to be racing you. Enough reviewers have hailed it as one of the worst video games ever made.

Post by GeneralVan (1,765 posts) See mini bio Level 9
THIS game lol. Anyway Goku wins because he is Goku.
Post by IndridCold (1,252 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@Dream: *GASP* I was going to do this!!! lol this is a really funny battle, but Big Rigs Truck stomps here's the proof:

Post by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (1,282 posts) See mini bio Level 10

@IndridCold said:

@Dream: *GASP* I was going to do this!!! lol this is a really funny battle, but Big Rigs Truck stomps here's the proof:

Lol, Love AVGN

Post by flashback180 (655 posts) See mini bio Level 14

goku calls bulma and fixes the game.

Post by eddz99 (2,511 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@flashback180: He dies before he does, that thing is like instant transmission without casting time and cooldown time.

Post by flashback180 (655 posts) See mini bio Level 14

@eddz99:

He tells bulma to use the time machine before the battle begins.

Well if that fails

Post by Bigheart711 (3,910 posts) See mini bio Level 21

Looks like the truck outmatches Goku. :O (I remember a review of this game back when I was watching TV often.)

Post by Sonata (35,386 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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I remember this awful game lol
Post by gokugx (369 posts) See mini bio Level 17

@flashback180 said:

@eddz99:

He tells bulma to use the time machine before the battle begins.

Well if that fails

I saved that pic

Post by gokugx (369 posts) See mini bio Level 17

Can we control Goku with gamepad or something ?

Post by cosmicdude (390 posts) See mini bio Level 9

That Big Rigs Truck should solo Saint seiya, DBZ and the HST.

Post by BloodSprinkles (219 posts) See mini bio Level 9

This is a huge curbstomp for the Big Rigs Truck.

It'll hit Goku in the face and keep on truckin' *ba dum tiss*

I had to add a lame joke.

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