facepalm awards!!! :)

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LOL, don't be too harsh, we were all once biased idiots on this site
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I still laugh at that Hulk TOAA bitXD
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@Sonata:
Except Sonata, I guess. Your experience far out weighs mine on this site 
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Someone needs to call his mom to spank him
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@DJSNuva1 said:
" @Sonata: Except Sonata, I guess. Your experience far out weighs mine on this site  "
Well all it takes is alittle research;)
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You guyz like my Comicvine avatar?
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@DJSNuva1 said:
"LOL, don't be too harsh, we were all once biased idiots on this site "

true lol
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wait i found a face plam for TTOA vs hulk 

 
 
 
 
with that said hear is another worth of face palmin
 

bane vs jugernaught

Topic started by Jet jaguar on March 28, 2008. Last post by Thanos1992 0 minutes ago.
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who wins


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Juggernaught in a curb stomp.....Bane would have to change his name to Lane...after he became part of the pavement


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i still say bane.he freakin broke his way into the batcave and broke bat's back.so he could definetily do some serious damage to jug


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it wouldn't be that bad.bane broke batman's spine!


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Juggernaut


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(((easy win for the JUGGERNAUT)))


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(((( Powers and abilities

Juggernaut is a magical avatar of the supernatural entity Cyttorak, who gained superhuman powers through the transference of mystical energies from Cyttorak via a magical gemstone, the Ruby of Cyttorak. (Because of his association with the X-Men, Juggernaut is often mistakenly labeled a mutant.) The ruby bonds to his soul and alters his being, giving him physical powers comparable to the Hulk and Thor. The Juggernaut originally possessed untold mystical power which enhanced his strength to an unknown degree and made him a seemingly irresistible, unstoppable being. He has the mystical attribute of being completely unstoppable: once he gets into motion in a given direction, no obstacle or force on Earth was able to stop him. Some obstacles, for example many tons of rock, or forces such as plasma-discharge cannons slowed his pace considerably. Only enormously high levels of power have stopped him from advancing. The Juggernaut is also vulnerable to certain mystic forces of sufficient strength.

Besides giving him vast superhuman strength, the mystical energy of Cyttorak gave the Juggernaut an extraordinary degree of resistance to all forms of injury. The Juggernaut could also shield himself even further from injury by mentally surrounding himself with an impenetrable force field. Enveloped by this field, the Juggernaut had been seen to survive the fiery explosion of a truck transporting a huge quantity of oil without any injury whatsoever. The Juggernaut could survive indefinitely without food, water, or oxygen thanks to his being sustained by his mystical energies alone.

When transformed into the Juggernaut, Marko wears a costume made of unidentified indestructible fabric and materials. His helmet and skullcap are constructed from an unknown metal with mystical properties which shields him from all forms of psionic attack or probes. The helmet he wears gives him protection from Charles' telepathic powers. In order for Charles to be able to affect Juggernaut, the helmet must be removed. Psylocke's psycho blast was also able to affect him both mentally and physically.

In the past, the Juggernaut has temporarily possessed telepathic abilities and certain mystical powers, all of which he has since lost.

For a time, the Juggernaut had lost most of his power, becoming mortal again. But he has been restored to his original power levels.)))

(((i don't see how bane can even hurt juggernaut and ANYBODY CAN EASY HURT BATMAN))))


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This is a curbstomp. And there's no need to post all the info. It's pointless


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Post by Avantar (302 posts) See mini bio

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56 secs... must be cause Juggs decided to down a beer first.....


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Juggernaut does to Bane. What a pimp does to his women. He owns the b!tch !
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Bane doesn't stand a chance against the Juggernaut. Or the Hulk. Or the Thing. Or any of Marvel's other tank characters.


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Jet jaguar says:

"fine jug wins but he's still not cooler than bane to me."

Whatever's clever, pimptight™.


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fine jug wins but he's still not cooler than bane to me.


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Alexander Anderson says:

"Bane doesn't stand a chance against the Juggernaut. Or the Hulk. Or the Thing. Or any of Marvel's other tank characters."

no,he probably could beat thing.

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Jet jaguar says:

"no,he probably could beat thing."

No, he can't. He's no where close to the Thing's strength.
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i geuss i got a lot to learn about tank charecters!anyways,1000TH POST!!!WHOO!HOO!


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Bane broke Batmans back yes. Juggernaut would break Batman in half.

Juggernaut would destroy Bane. His bio says he can only lift around 800lbs. Juggernaut can lift over 100 tons.


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juggernaut


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Jet jaguar says:

"i geuss i got a lot to learn about tank charecters!anyways,1000TH POST!!!WHOO!HOO!"

you really thought bane could beat juggernaut or thing? wow... really???


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Juggernaut


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Knowsbleed33 says:

"Bane broke Batmans back yes. Juggernaut would break Batman in half.Juggernaut would destroy Bane. His bio says he can only lift around 800lbs. Juggernaut can lift over 100 tons."

That's pathetic; not even half a ton! Hell, real life humans could probably get close to or surpass that.


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bane just takes steroids


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Which explains why he has so many emotional problems; his private parts must have shriveled and fallen off long ago.


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Alexander Anderson says:

"Which explains why he has so many emotional problems; his private parts must have shriveled and fallen off long ago."

LOL!

Bane has no chance against Juggernaut or any other "Strong Man" type Marvel (or for that matter, DC) character. Even with Venom (from Knightfall's description) he was only just above peak human (so a little into superhuman).

Juggs pretty much just grabs him, slaps him around a few times, chugs a beer, slaps him around some more, drinks another bottle, slaps him around some more, and so forth and so forth until Juggs is drunk to sleep.


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juggernaut would kill bane


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juggernaut would kill bane


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Juggernaut all the way.

Bane will just die in vain!

Mystical based powers with a possible limitless strength against steroids? hmmm..... its a clear picture who can really work this out.


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GO WAL! hey JJ...I think Juggernaut takes this, hands down


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Juggernaut rapes him, then eats his costume.


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at least we only got one idiot there
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@cfatalis: We have a higher entity to thank for that i hope
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@Nerx said:
" @cfatalis: We have a higher entity to thank for that i hope "
i am talking about that thread, it only got one idiot on it, we got shitload of idiots
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@cfatalis: mr jaguar... just a newb probably 
 
I need to see TUIFU in facepalm shame
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@Nerx said:
" @cfatalis: mr jaguar... just a newb probably   I need to see TUIFU in facepalm shame "
who is tuifu
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ok guys i lmao on this one 
 

Anti Venom VS Killer Croc

Topic started by comicfanforever on Oct. 16, 2009. Last post by Niko04 0 minutes ago.
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Anti Venom VS Killer Croc    

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lol im not even gonna dignifiy this thread XD

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@FLCL1 said:

"lol im not even gonna dignifiy this thread XD "


Why??? Killer Croc can lift more 60 tons. I think Killer Croc has a chance here... 
 
Anti Venom - 60 tons.

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Anti-Venom would decapitate killer Crock  its hard to hurt him and his attacks are leathel he can probably just pass on some sort if disease to Crock aswell he can cure em so id imagen he can make some up

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"@FLCL1 said:
"lol im not even gonna dignifiy this thread XD "
Why??? Killer Croc can lift more 60 tons. I think Killer Croc has a chance here...  Anti Venom - 60 tons. "

LMFAO XD are we talking about the same DC killer croc or did marvel make one LOL

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@comicfanforever said:
"@FLCL1 said:
"lol im not even gonna dignifiy this thread XD "
Why??? Killer Croc can lift more 60 tons. I think Killer Croc has a chance here...  Anti Venom - 60 tons. "

Anti-Venom has a strength lv as high if not higher than Toxin which was above 100 tons he did hold wrecker in a choke lock and beat half the wrecking crue up on his own now if Toxin can do that and Anti-Venom has a higher strength and durability he will kill Crock. 
 
Venom (Eddi Brock) = 11 tons 
 
Venom (Mac Gargan) = 60-70 tons 
 
Carnage = 50 tons
 
Toxin = 80 to 100 tons  
 
Anti-Venom = higher than Toxin but strength lv uknown

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@comicfanforever said:
"Anti Venom VS Killer Croc     "

 
 

 
 
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mmm yeah, isn't piccolo vs onslaught more laughable?
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@cfatalis: could be worse but this would be awesome
 
battle of Plot
 
Munsu vs Squirrel Girl
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@Nerx: munsu will win, i mean he defeat the msot powerfull person in the series being dead
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@cfatalis: you know any good manhwa/manhua recommendations?
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@Nerx: what genre do you feel like reading now?
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