Only to turn around to Dark Schneider laughing at him. While at the same time butt-drilling Sif the same way he drilled Porno Diano. Asura just watches him with a "Holy F***ing shit" expression on his face. SBP runs out of the universe crying because for all of his bullshit, he could never satisfy a woman.
Darsh often refers to himself as the "most handsome and popular main character". The ladies go for the good lookin guys and even Satan says he is "beautiful to the point of perfection". And ya know he's right. Even when it comes to the women who hate him, they want him. Including lesbians.