Chuck Norris Jokes VS Goku

Topic started by prodandimitrow on July 29, 2012. Last post by ohgodwhy 2 years ago.
Post by prodandimitrow (3 posts) See mini bio Level 5

Chuck norris feats :

When B.Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk .When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.

Magicians walk on water , Chuck Norris swims through land.

Chuck Norrits got bit by a rattle snake once , after 3 days of agony the snake died .

When Chuck Norris does pushups he isnnt lifting himself up , he pushes the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can light fire rubbing 2 ice cubes.

Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.

When most people clap twice in their home the lights go out, when Chuck Norris claps twice the sun goes out.

Chuck Norris isnt afraid from the dark , the dark is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris was the one to put the myth "What happens when an unstopable force meets immovable object." to its death.There are no immovable objects for Chuck Norris.

Rules:

In character .

Equal speed.

Fight in the middle of the desert .

Be creative :)

Post by Haofan123 (3,675 posts) See mini bio Level 13

"Chuck norris once fought superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his clothes"

Chuck shitstomps

Post by shonen (846 posts) See mini bio Level 9

@Haofan123 said:

"Chuck norris once fought superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his clothes"

Chuck shitstomps

How does beating superman make....you know what I'm not gonna turn this thread into goku vs superman.

Post by othus12 (6,647 posts) See mini bio Level 13

chuck norris made the sun go out with a clap, do you know how many dbz villians have died because they were sent to the sun? chuck stomps and then would proceed to roundhouse kick toriyama for trying to beat him.

Post by GIRUGAMESH (2,164 posts) See mini bio Level 10

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can choke you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris completed Halo 3 on legendary without dying- using a guitar hero controller.

Chuck Norris fully understands women.

Yep, Goku doesn't stand a chance.

Post by GrayWolf2 (317 posts) See mini bio Level 7
God said "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said, "Say please." Chuck Norris is where babies come from. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. C'mon dude. Nobody stands a chance against Chuck Norris.
Post by Sonata (35,314 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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You must have a death wish by calling these commandments jokes.
Post by Tiferet (149 posts) See mini bio Level 6
I feel tempted. I want to, but I shouldn't.
Post by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (82 posts) See mini bio Level 8
Chuck Norris amped up with his jokes is beyond reality warper. How is this not a stomp?
Post by GIRUGAMESH (2,164 posts) See mini bio Level 10

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek: It is a stomp. With the jokes Chuck Norris is above Galactus.

Post by Killer_of_trolls (1,563 posts) See mini bio Level 11

only Axe Cop can beat Facts Norris:

Post by ohgodwhy (1,526 posts) See mini bio Level 11

@Killer_of_trolls: What about Bruce Lee?

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