Chuck norris feats :
When B.Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk .When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
Magicians walk on water , Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norrits got bit by a rattle snake once , after 3 days of agony the snake died .
When Chuck Norris does pushups he isnnt lifting himself up , he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can light fire rubbing 2 ice cubes.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
When most people clap twice in their home the lights go out, when Chuck Norris claps twice the sun goes out.
Chuck Norris isnt afraid from the dark , the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris was the one to put the myth "What happens when an unstopable force meets immovable object." to its death.There are no immovable objects for Chuck Norris.
In character .
Fight in the middle of the desert .
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