The main heroine, nicknamed Funko. A small and energetic girl. Since those around her often play dumb, she naturally ends up delivering the punch-lines.
Based on the FN FNC assault rifle, "Funko" is born in Belgium, and is one of the main group of four and the main protagonist of the series, she attends Seishou Academy at the "middle school" (firearms chambered in 5.56 NATO rounds) level. She is friends with Ichiroku, L8, and Sig, and has a crush on her homeroom teacher (the only human in the show), known only as "Japanese Teacher".