Final Fantasy XIII Chocobo are Easily over 10 Feet Tall

Topic started by John_Martone on Nov. 9, 2009. Last post by ThePsychoGamer 2 years, 6 months ago.
Post by John_Martone (2,992 posts) See mini bio Level 10
 
Chocobos are pretty much a no win situation. As one of those things that appears in every Final Fantasy game (and most of their offshoots,) they have to be made, but we don't have to like them. Apparently Final Fantasy XIII decided that the Chocobos of late were too adorable, and not large enough to rampage through a small village, so... viola!
 
Welcome to the hulking monstrosity formally known as adorable. I mean, if we're talking about things that belong in a deep fryer, they look great, but are nowhere near adorable enough to capture my heart. I mean, come on, would you prefer those things, or something this adorable. 
 
Pets that are more than double your size just don't strike me as a good idea. Two words... Giant Poop.
 

Post by JJOR64 (2,073 posts) See mini bio Level 16
Sexy.  This game comes out next month in Japan right?
Post by ThePsychoGamer (1,835 posts) See mini bio Level 10
Thats one big chicken, at least they will fit with the tone of then series
Post by John_Martone (2,992 posts) See mini bio Level 10
@JJOR64 said:
" Sexy.  This game comes out next month in Japan right? "
December 17th. Though the rumor mill is that there is some sort of important announcement (English version) this friday
Post by gia (3,032 posts) See mini bio Level 13
Oy...@_@ That...fur?...makes me think of a mullet. o_o;
Post by JJOR64 (2,073 posts) See mini bio Level 16
@John_Martone: That's what I heard.  Maybe it will come out sooner then we thought in the USA.
Post by John_Martone (2,992 posts) See mini bio Level 10
@JJOR64: Maybe the announcement is that it comes out on friday!!!
 
okay, never going to happen, but I can dream.
Post by JJOR64 (2,073 posts) See mini bio Level 16
@John_Martone: I guess we will have to wait and see.  :P
Post by Baku_Sensei (464 posts) See mini bio Level 10
mmm... Kentucky Fried Chocobo
 
Also, I bought Lan one of those Chocobos a while back. It was the one from Chocobo Tales, with the book.
Post by lordhaseo (2,509 posts) See mini bio Level 7

hoooolllllllllyyyyyyyy sh!t, i like them more in 12, they looked like rapters!
Post by cfatalis (19,150 posts) See mini bio Level 15
@John_Martone: averted, FF animal never so much have a biological need besides eating and sleeping
Post by ThePsychoGamer (1,835 posts) See mini bio Level 10
Anyways, from what i saw of previews i'm getting a bad impression from the game. It's gameplay looks very similar to 12, witch isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it means one of the things i liked about the franchise will be thrown out, and that's just how different each game felt from four up.
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