Guy Dolls: HEAVEN OR HELL?!

Topic started by gia on Oct. 28, 2009. Last post by gia 4 years, 9 months ago.
Post by gia (3,032 posts) See mini bio Level 13
 Bruce Campbell: the 12" Action Figure
 Bruce Campbell: the 12" Action Figure
 Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken
 Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken
Today, I learned about two dolls. The first is the Bruce Campbell action figure doll thing, which apparently was created based on an actual 3D scan of the man himself, so all the details on his muscle structure are accurate, if you care about something like that.
 
And the second? Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.
 
Let me say that again.
 
PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN.
 
That is his honest-to-god real official Mattel name that's going to be on the box and everything. Part of me is utterly horrified, and part of me kind of wants to buy one for the LULZ. Though honestly, if it were up to me, I'd have named him Miami Drag Club Owner Ken.
Post by Sonata (35,228 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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This Bruce figure is OK, but WTF with Ken!?! Ugh its bad very very bad.
Post by John_Martone (2,992 posts) See mini bio Level 10
I read that "Guys and Dolls: Heaven or Hell" and now I'm done.
Post by sunflower (191 posts) See mini bio Level 1
Hahahahaha Bruce!   OK, Ken belongs in a BL novel as the rich evil dude who wants the seme so he says mean things to the uke so he runs away crying in the rain thinking he's not good enough.
Post by gia (3,032 posts) See mini bio Level 13
@John_Martone: I knew you would. I CAN PLAY YOU LIKE A FIDDLE. (Except I don't play fiddle.)
 
@sunflower said:
" Hahahahaha Bruce!   OK, Ken belongs in a BL novel as the rich evil dude who wants the seme so he says mean things to the uke so he runs away crying in the rain thinking he's not good enough. "

Hah, I can totally see that!
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