Excel Saga

Excel and Hyatt (both nicknames) hold down minimum-wage jobs to support their dream of conquering the world for the secret organization ACROSS and its dreamy dictator, Il Palazzo. Unfortunately, the organization consists solely of himself, two unpaid college-aged interns, and a puppy that Excel drags into the group. On top of that, their meetings all take place in a leaky basement. But none of that will stop ACROSS from taking over the city of Fukuoka, and then the world...provided they can deal with their own issues first.