"Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?!" & "There's No Way That Happens After Just Two Minutes!!!!"

The high school boys and the girls are forced to play mixed doubles tennis in gym class, and Ichiko and Momiji square off against each other. Ichiko decides to learn to cook for herself, with surprising results. Momiji challenges Ichiko to a cook-off.
— FUNimation

Plot Summary

A bunch of girls jog with Bobby and Momou following them. A police car is seen chasing the two. In a tennis game, Ichiko gives Momiji some smack talk, and Momiji can think of anything to talk. Ten minutes earlier, Ichiko sees Rindou with Keita. Rindou begins having a wild imagination on how Keita teaches her how to do tennis and that leads to them marrying. She climbs the fence as she screams about her daydream. When the men asks Ichiko to be their partner, a suave, young man (Adenokouji Shion AKA the prince) tries to flirt with Ichiko only to get ignore. Then, Momiji arrives with a large man who is like a gorilla (Gorihara), and she feeds the large man with bananas. Ichiko and Momiji set up the wager with the suave man and gorilla man's lives at stake. The gorilla man hits the ball so hard that it sends Ichiko flying, and Ichiko knocks the ball back to get some revenge. Momiji intercepts Shion's phantom serve with her Gomu Gomu abilities.

Momiji uses her after images to knock out Shion, and Ichiko uses her Soumin Shorai to whip a gust for her serve. She hits the ball with her animals' power behind the ball. Outside of the gale, the students see Momiji's monstrous head. Inside of the gale, Momiji and Ichiko battle each other, and Rindou narrates how the two got a tie and that the boys are left being afraid of the two girls.

2nd Story

Kuroyuri's Yuri obsession over Yamabuki

Yamabuki debriefs a mysterious character back in the poverty god realm. Over at Ichiko's home, she prepares to cook, and she opens the rice cooker to find Momiji all gloomy about her boss being fired. Two minutes later, Ichiko struggles to cook and gives up. She orders pizza instead, and she finds Momiji eating her pizza. Ichiko kicks out Momiji after she eats all the pizza that was splattered over her face. In the park, Kumagai pulls her out, and they meet a green maid with a green frog, Kuroyuri. Kuroyuri states that she is here to assist Momiji to complete the mission while Kumagai and the frog have a glare off. She offers her hand to Momiji while thinking about Yamabuki congratulating her. Momiji shakes Kuroyuki with her booger on her hand. In Ichiko's kitchen, Momiji and Kuroyuri make themselves to known to Ichiko. Both Kuroyuri and Momiji pull out their weapons, but Momiji stabs Kuroyuri in the head. Then, a cake exploded right in front of Kuroyuri.

After the explosion, Kuroyuri is angry and has Toady spit out a huge missile like gadget, Old Man Nosey. Though, she drops Pochi when she smells Ichiko's horrible cooking. Momiji challenges Ichiko to a cooking match since their tennis match resulted in a tie. Ichiko has Kuroyuri be the judge, and Momiji asks Kuroyuri to suggest her favorite food that they will cook. In the cook off match, Momiji cooks something that is not a stew, and Ichiko cooks something black and evil that is crying. Kuroyuri tries Ichiko's food and throws up violently while Ichiko and Momiji just watch her scream in pain. They find Kuroyuri gone. Meanwhile, Yamabuki asks Kuroyuri about the mission, and Kuroyuri cries that she cannot take down Ichiko. She mentions that Momiji is handling situation well. Back at Ichiko's home, Ichiko and Momiji eat some pizza.

Points of Interest

• When Momiji does her afterimage, some of them have different hair, and one of them look like Goku's hair style.
• When Shion gets hit by the balls, he has a strange mask on when he falls.
• Ichiko cannot cook.
• Kuroyuri and Toady makes their debut. Kuroyuri's weapon is a broom.
• Both Momiji and Kuroyuri have casts on their limbs. Kuroyuri has cast on her left foot while Momiji has it on her right arm.
• Kuroyuri has a gadget called Old Man Nosey nicknamed Poshi. It can burn things in a one kilometer radius.

References

Momiji Luffy

• One Piece - Momiji parodies Monkey D. Luffy.
• Unknown reference - Rindou has a strange face.

Manga & Anime Differences

• Rindou did not appear in the tennis chapter because she makes a later debut in the manga.

Miscellaneous

• Japanese Name: "Eh!!! Ima Saratto Ittane!? / Nifun de Kōnaru Wake Nē Daro!!!!" (え!!!今さらっと言ったね!? / 2分でこうなるワケねーだろ!!!!)
• Manga Chapter: Chapter 5 (Volume 2) and Chapter 18 (Volume 5)
• Opening Theme: "Make my Day!" by Piko
• Ending Theme: "Love Riot" by HAPPY BIRTHDAY