The Dragonball Film Sucked Major Dick

Topic started by Pheonix on June 7, 2010. Last post by hitsusatsu11 4 years, 2 months ago.
Post by Pheonix (74 posts) See mini bio Level 6
There, I've Said it. Now who agrees with me huh? I hope I don't get banned....AAGAGAGH!!!
 
Casting a white guy as Goku---------------->Whitewashing. Fucking up Kamehameha. It doesn't look like a f^cking ball of energy. 
Piccolo's design looked terribly g@y and what the hell was up with that female sidekick of his? 
 Oozaru wasn't big or powerful enough. Basically, James WRONG and Hollywood have forever fucked up the DBZ franchise 
 
 Overral the film sucked major. Most of everything in it sucked
 
Who agrees?
Post by Mortein (1,558 posts) See mini bio Level 9
probably everyone agrees with you, just why couldn't goku be white?
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Pheonix:  Please censor your curses a bit this isn't GB you know, so other rules apply :P
 
And yes everybody pretty much agrees.
Post by Daniel_Newton (3,183 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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As long as he's not excessively cursing/swearing it's alright.
 
But yeah, I'm not entirely sure why you made this thread dude, everyone and their dog know this film sucks major ass at this point. You only just noticed? :P
I think they were just trying to use a huge franchise to make some easy money, and I think it worked actually, didn't it do much better than it should have? All those poor people who went to watch it...
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Newten:  Mind you his IP adress is really similar to Balls' Ip adress :P
Post by Sonata (35,308 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@Pheonix:  Scary thing is their making a sequel.
Post by Pheonix (74 posts) See mini bio Level 6
@Newten said:
" As long as he's not excessively cursing/swearing it's alright.  But yeah, I'm not entirely sure why you made this thread dude, everyone and their dog know this film sucks major ass at this point. You only just noticed? :P I think they were just trying to use a huge franchise to make some easy money, and I think it worked actually, didn't it do much better than it should have? All those poor people who went to watch it... "
Just wanted to rant
Post by Kraken (70 posts) See mini bio Level 3
Even those who haven't seen it know it sucked :p
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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If anyone still wants to see a Dragon Ball movie this is the one to go to.
   
 
 
   
 
   
 
 
 Its called Legend Of the Super Monkey for some reason, but the series is called Saiyuuki which was a remake of Monkey Magic. 
This is not a movie for Australians because its a remake of Monkey Magic that looks and plays out nothing like the original series. 
But back on topic, this is obviously based on Journey To the West the same inspiration from Dragonball!!!
What makes this special is that it has allot of scenes and plot points going on that makes people think about Dragon Ball shortly said this movie accomplished what DBE could not!!.
  •  Because this is obviously a Japanese adaptation the Monkey King is called Son Goku instead of the Chinese Sun Wukong
  • The plot revolves around two powerful yokai and their kingdom trying to call upon a dragon to bring eternal darkness to the world, but they need an orb (Dragon treasure in the actual book) to bring it forth (sounding familiar already?) and thus are threatening the Tiger Kingdom who own the orb by turning the King and Queen in to turtles and forcing the princess to get the orb.  Tripitaka and co are trying to stop them. 
  • It has the humour of Dragon Ball as shown in the video, also featured are Goku's Nimbus and extending rod, where those in DBE? HELL NO!!
  • Near the end of the movie Son Goku goes to Great Sage equal of Heaven which his orignal form to combat the last demon (he was pissed) which is similar to a Super Saiyan (but in this movie Goku is still underpowered compared to the early chapters of the book)
  • We actually get to see an awesome dark dragon!!!
 
So i suggest this movie to you guys. :)

Post by Ryokan (291 posts) See mini bio Level 12
@Sonata:

NO !!
Post by ktarinze (577 posts) See mini bio Level 6

worst movie i have ever seen really a terrible film goku is hella skinny and has no muscle  
film=crap
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@ktarinze:  Early teen Goku didn't have that much muscle either, But that's still beside the point! in order for this to be a Dragon Ball movie (NO Z!!!) this Goku has to be much younger like 10 or something (again no Z!!) but its really the least of this movies problems!!.
Post by ktarinze (577 posts) See mini bio Level 6
@Kelleth:
i think they tried to put him as a teen child or not goku was never skinny and yeah if there doing that he should of been much younger 
i really have no idea on what they were trying to do it was so bad there confusing me on what to rant about lol
Post by sickVisionz (4,256 posts) See mini bio Level 24
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I thought the movie was straight when it was just kid Goku messing around with bullies at his school.  It was all downhill once Roshi died.
Post by RadiantTheLight (733 posts) See mini bio Level 7

This movie sucked major dragon balls.
Post by Kelleth (7,777 posts) See mini bio Level 20
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@ktarinze said:

" @Kelleth: i think they tried to put him as a teen child or not goku was never skinny and yeah if there doing that he should of been much younger i really have no idea on what they were trying to do it was so bad there confusing me on what to rant about lol "

Ooooo i thought you meant muscled as in DBZ muscled whilst i meant late DB Goku. But you are still right though Goku was never THAT skinny. lol
  Before he started in the show which was pointed to ADHD kids addicted to steroid induced men screaming at each other for 5 long episodes before finally landing punches and fireworks.
 Before he started in the show which was pointed to ADHD kids addicted to steroid induced men screaming at each other for 5 long episodes before finally landing punches and fireworks.
Anyway, already tried ranting about it and.. it just not worth it!! Its not Dragonball and that's final!!
@Kelleth said:

" If anyone still wants to see a Dragon Ball movie this is the one to go to.
   

 
 
   
 
   
 
 
 Its called Legend Of the Super Monkey for some reason, but the series is called Saiyuuki which was a remake of Monkey Magic. 
This is not a movie for Australians because its a remake of Monkey Magic that looks and plays out nothing like the original series. 
But back on topic, this is obviously based on Journey To the West the same inspiration from Dragonball!!!
What makes this special is that it has allot of scenes and plot points going on that makes people think about Dragon Ball shortly said this movie accomplished what DBE could not!!.
  •  Because this is obviously a Japanese adaptation the Monkey King is called Son Goku instead of the Chinese Sun Wukong
  • The plot revolves around two powerful yokai and their kingdom trying to call upon a dragon to bring eternal darkness to the world, but they need an orb (Dragon treasure in the actual book) to bring it forth (sounding familiar already?) and thus are threatening the Tiger Kingdom who own the orb by turning the King and Queen in to turtles and forcing the princess to get the orb.  Tripitaka and co are trying to stop them. 
  • It has the humour of Dragon Ball as shown in the video, also featured are Goku's Nimbus and extending rod, where those in DBE? HELL NO!!
  • Near the end of the movie Son Goku goes to Great Sage equal of Heaven which his orignal form to combat the last demon (he was pissed) which is similar to a Super Saiyan (but in this movie Goku is still underpowered compared to the early chapters of the book)
  • We actually get to see an awesome dark dragon!!!
 
So i suggest this movie to you guys. :)

"
Go watch this instead! (i'm going to watch it tomorrow)
Post by hitsusatsu11 (10,746 posts) See mini bio Level 20
I have never seen this movie, I heard one thing about it-"Goku goes to school", and said DA F$%K and didn't bother watching.
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