Boy Versus Lady

Plot Summary

Tomomi Saikyo and Sernia Iori Flameheart open up the episode by chatting with each other over tea while Tomomi has an evil look on her face.

A short moment later, Akiharu Hino walks down the road to the school when he is confronted by Sernia. Sernia tries to prove her superiority, but Akiharu makes fun of her drill-like hair, which only pisses her off. As Sernia is about to respond, she trips over a cobblestone and falls on top of Akiharu, who accidentally grabs her boobs in response. Of course, this only pisses her off even further, so Akiharu high-tails it to the school and away from Sernia.

In his journey to escape, he runs across the tiny girl Mimina who insists she is 19 years old (so the writers aren't thrown in jail) but appears to be 9. After causing a few more girls to faint, he runs into a dining hall where he meets the stripperific sisters, Saori (who takes off her clothes in front of him for no apparent reason) and Sanae (the clumsy maid who nearly suffocates him with her crotch).

After a few more accidental gropings and faintings by the female student population, Akiharu finally runs into his childhood friend Tomomi. Tomomi manages to defuse the situation by recalling an event from their kindergarten class where Akiharu said that his dream was to become a bride. Though Akiharu is completely embarrassed, the assembled girls seem to forget about their wish to lynch Akiharu from before and slowly fade away from the scene.