Take the One piece: What pirate are you?
| Jimbei 100% |
Half shark, half oni, all man! You are the powerful Jimbei, the pirate-hating pirate. Johnny Depp has nothing on you. In a world without honor, you are a saint; though you'd still eat any human to cross your path.
| Whitebeard |
Congratulations, you are the man closest to One Piece, while also being the strongest pirate as well in the world as well. If that wasn't enough, you also possess the world's greatest mustache in existence. Pat yourself on the back, you earned it.
| Usopp |
You might run away from battles, and constantly lie your ass off, but you are a true man. What makes you stand aside from all others is that in desperate times you can throw your cowardice aside and do what needs to be done; like dressing up like a super hero and smashing your enemies with a giant hammer.
| Nami |
Not only do you probably download fansubs, movie screaners, pirate PC games and have a R4, but you are also a cat burglar. If that wasn't enough, you can control the weather. Stay away from me.
Director David O Russel and Crew do the Hustle in a baroque comedic farce with some real humanity to it.