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Welcom to the dojo! (Kanji says "Justice")
Welcom to the dojo! (Kanji says "Justice")



Topic of today: Awkwardness 
 
Overview: Okay men! I know all of you have experienced at least one moment in your life that you have considered "Awkward" well let me tell you men you are not alone! Even the mighty,awesome,unstoppable,manliest, demi-god: Justice, has at one time considered a moment to be awkward. For example a woman that I once loved was as beautiful as the sunshine made for a god, he voice was like a harp played by a goddess, her body was like that of a goddess above the goddess, her scent was a pure as the gates to paradise and so much more. So after a whole year I finaly confessed my feelings to her!  To which she replied to me in a text message: "Ugh I can't really say its okay but laddie you can do better than me im really flattered and flabbergasted of how straightfoward you were but you do know I have a boyfriend right?" 
 
DEVISTATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! I was crushed and embarrassed that I spent a year flirting, beating around the bush and overall screwing around whie she was single instead of just going for it, now she does not want me to watch her soccer practices anymore, and rarley talks to me anymore, to make matters worse I had my next high school class with her and I was planning on dropping the class just because of the fact that I was too ashamed to face her again, and the class I had with her is newspaper/yearbook which was very strict and I didn't want to get in trouble in front of her, so I skipped the class. The next morning I realized just how stupid and childish I was, udder shame. The next day I jsut walked into class and said high to her and went to my seat, and guess what? Class went smoothly. It was then that I realized something. 
 
Lesson: Things are only awkward if you make it so, I think that there is no such thing as awkward, at least not one that  can easily avoided by simply sucking it up and not making too big a deal out of it.  However if things are too intense with awkwardness you can always use the Gold Star style: awkward turtle, it is sure to clear up any awkward situation: 
I use this all the time when I do something foolish around Kimiko
I use this all the time when I do something foolish around Kimiko


 
Conclusion: Years lader, my senior year in college I have had a similar situation  with another girl but we are now working together on an assignment. 
 
Advice when in doubt: Always look up in the sky and say "What would Justice do?" if you do it right you should hear this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_IVppjwpRg     shortly after you will see this image appear in the sky:
You will then hear a message from me telling you exactly how to handle the situation in an epic and Justified way.
You will then hear a message from me telling you exactly how to handle the situation in an epic and Justified way.

Keep this in mind students, that will conclude today's lesson make sure you are hear on time tomarrow and don't try to skip because:
I'm always watching you!
I'm always watching you!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Until next time, AWAY! 
 

 
 
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